歌曲 | Toothless People |
歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
专辑 | Polka Party! |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
They only show you their gums when they smile | |
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile | |
Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce | |
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss | |
Hey, stand up | |
Toothless people | |
The breath is lethal | |
Wanna tell ya | |
Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet | |
Toothless people | |
Old and feeble | |
What I say | |
No more of those pearly whites will they posses | |
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess | |
Lots of ‘em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease | |
At least they don’t have to worry ‘bout cavities | |
Hey, stand up, take out your teeth | |
Toothless people | |
Old and feeble | |
Oh, yesYou can brush ‘em, you can floss ‘em | |
They’re something you just can’t ignore | |
If you lose ‘em you're in trouble‘ | |
Cause the tooth fairy won’t come no more | |
You need something to show your dentist | |
The next time he makes you say, ahh | |
You don’t wanna have to wind up | |
Eating all of your food through a straw | |
Like toothless people | |
Toothless people | |
You better brush your teeth now | |
Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people |
They only show you their gums when they smile | |
Ain' t got a tooth in their heads now, how vile | |
Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce | |
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss | |
Hey, stand up | |
Toothless people | |
The breath is lethal | |
Wanna tell ya | |
Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet | |
Toothless people | |
Old and feeble | |
What I say | |
No more of those pearly whites will they posses | |
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess | |
Lots of ' em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease | |
At least they don' t have to worry ' bout cavities | |
Hey, stand up, take out your teeth | |
Toothless people | |
Old and feeble | |
Oh, yesYou can brush ' em, you can floss ' em | |
They' re something you just can' t ignore | |
If you lose ' em you' re in trouble' | |
Cause the tooth fairy won' t come no more | |
You need something to show your dentist | |
The next time he makes you say, ahh | |
You don' t wanna have to wind up | |
Eating all of your food through a straw | |
Like toothless people | |
Toothless people | |
You better brush your teeth now | |
Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people |
They only show you their gums when they smile | |
Ain' t got a tooth in their heads now, how vile | |
Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce | |
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss | |
Hey, stand up | |
Toothless people | |
The breath is lethal | |
Wanna tell ya | |
Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet | |
Toothless people | |
Old and feeble | |
What I say | |
No more of those pearly whites will they posses | |
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess | |
Lots of ' em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease | |
At least they don' t have to worry ' bout cavities | |
Hey, stand up, take out your teeth | |
Toothless people | |
Old and feeble | |
Oh, yesYou can brush ' em, you can floss ' em | |
They' re something you just can' t ignore | |
If you lose ' em you' re in trouble' | |
Cause the tooth fairy won' t come no more | |
You need something to show your dentist | |
The next time he makes you say, ahh | |
You don' t wanna have to wind up | |
Eating all of your food through a straw | |
Like toothless people | |
Toothless people | |
You better brush your teeth now | |
Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people |