| 歌曲 | Toothless People |
| 歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
| 专辑 | Polka Party! |
| They only show you their gums when they smile | |
| Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile | |
| Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce | |
| They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss | |
| Hey, stand up | |
| Toothless people | |
| The breath is lethal | |
| Wanna tell ya | |
| Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet | |
| Toothless people | |
| Old and feeble | |
| What I say | |
| No more of those pearly whites will they posses | |
| Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess | |
| Lots of ‘em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease | |
| At least they don’t have to worry ‘bout cavities | |
| Hey, stand up, take out your teeth | |
| Toothless people | |
| Old and feeble | |
| Oh, yesYou can brush ‘em, you can floss ‘em | |
| They’re something you just can’t ignore | |
| If you lose ‘em you're in trouble‘ | |
| Cause the tooth fairy won’t come no more | |
| You need something to show your dentist | |
| The next time he makes you say, ahh | |
| You don’t wanna have to wind up | |
| Eating all of your food through a straw | |
| Like toothless people | |
| Toothless people | |
| You better brush your teeth now | |
| Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people |
| They only show you their gums when they smile | |
| Ain' t got a tooth in their heads now, how vile | |
| Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce | |
| They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss | |
| Hey, stand up | |
| Toothless people | |
| The breath is lethal | |
| Wanna tell ya | |
| Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet | |
| Toothless people | |
| Old and feeble | |
| What I say | |
| No more of those pearly whites will they posses | |
| Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess | |
| Lots of ' em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease | |
| At least they don' t have to worry ' bout cavities | |
| Hey, stand up, take out your teeth | |
| Toothless people | |
| Old and feeble | |
| Oh, yesYou can brush ' em, you can floss ' em | |
| They' re something you just can' t ignore | |
| If you lose ' em you' re in trouble' | |
| Cause the tooth fairy won' t come no more | |
| You need something to show your dentist | |
| The next time he makes you say, ahh | |
| You don' t wanna have to wind up | |
| Eating all of your food through a straw | |
| Like toothless people | |
| Toothless people | |
| You better brush your teeth now | |
| Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people |