歌曲 | Taco Grande |
歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
专辑 | Off the Deep End |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Mejia, Warren, Yankovic | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado | |
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado | |
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno | |
Y el chile relleno | |
You see, i just gotta have a tostada, carne asada | |
That's right, i want the whole enchilada | |
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla | |
I need a quesadilla | |
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carb鏮 | |
With my friends, or when i'm all alone | |
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero | |
Un burrito ranchero | |
So give me something spicy and hot, now | |
Break out the menu, what you got, now? | |
Oh, would you tell the waiter i'd like to have sour cream on the side | |
You better make sure the beans are refried | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me | |
That's why i order two or three | |
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip | |
It's really good with bean dip | |
I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos | |
Pretty soon i can't fit in my speedos | |
Well, i hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas | |
And a pitcher of margaritas | |
Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice | |
The taquitos here are very nice | |
Now i'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese | |
And could you make that separate checks, please? | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
'buenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su e | |
Go estara en fuego, se quedaran en el baño por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?' | |
Well, the food is coming, i can hardly wait | |
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate! | |
What you think you're doing with my chile con queso? | |
Well, if you want some, just say so | |
Oh boy, pico de gallo | |
They sure don't make it like this in ohio | |
No gracias, yo quiero jalepeños, nada m嫳 | |
You can toss away the hot sauce | |
?donde estan los nachos? holy frijole! | |
You better get me a bowl of guacamole | |
Y uusted, eugene? why's your face turning green? | |
Don't you like pinto beans? | |
You want some more cinnamon crispas? | |
If you don't, hasta la vista | |
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna | |
You can finish it mañana | |
Well, it's been a pleasure, i can't eat no more | |
Señor, la cuenta, por favor | |
If you ain't tried real mexican cooking, well, you oughta | |
Just don't drink the water |
zuo ci : Mejia, Warren, Yankovic | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado | |
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado | |
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno | |
Y el chile relleno | |
You see, i just gotta have a tostada, carne asada | |
That' s right, i want the whole enchilada | |
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla | |
I need a quesadilla | |
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carb kang | |
With my friends, or when i' m all alone | |
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero | |
Un burrito ranchero | |
So give me something spicy and hot, now | |
Break out the menu, what you got, now? | |
Oh, would you tell the waiter i' d like to have sour cream on the side | |
You better make sure the beans are refried | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
Well, there' s not a taco big enough for a man like me | |
That' s why i order two or three | |
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip | |
It' s really good with bean dip | |
I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos | |
Pretty soon i can' t fit in my speedos | |
Well, i hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas | |
And a pitcher of margaritas | |
Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice | |
The taquitos here are very nice | |
Now i' m down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese | |
And could you make that separate checks, please? | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
' buenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su e | |
Go estara en fuego, se quedaran en el ba o por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?' | |
Well, the food is coming, i can hardly wait | |
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate! | |
What you think you' re doing with my chile con queso? | |
Well, if you want some, just say so | |
Oh boy, pico de gallo | |
They sure don' t make it like this in ohio | |
No gracias, yo quiero jalepe os, nada m pie | |
You can toss away the hot sauce | |
? donde estan los nachos? holy frijole! | |
You better get me a bowl of guacamole | |
Y uusted, eugene? why' s your face turning green? | |
Don' t you like pinto beans? | |
You want some more cinnamon crispas? | |
If you don' t, hasta la vista | |
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna | |
You can finish it ma ana | |
Well, it' s been a pleasure, i can' t eat no more | |
Se or, la cuenta, por favor | |
If you ain' t tried real mexican cooking, well, you oughta | |
Just don' t drink the water |
zuò cí : Mejia, Warren, Yankovic | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado | |
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado | |
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno | |
Y el chile relleno | |
You see, i just gotta have a tostada, carne asada | |
That' s right, i want the whole enchilada | |
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla | |
I need a quesadilla | |
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carb kāng | |
With my friends, or when i' m all alone | |
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero | |
Un burrito ranchero | |
So give me something spicy and hot, now | |
Break out the menu, what you got, now? | |
Oh, would you tell the waiter i' d like to have sour cream on the side | |
You better make sure the beans are refried | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
Well, there' s not a taco big enough for a man like me | |
That' s why i order two or three | |
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip | |
It' s really good with bean dip | |
I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos | |
Pretty soon i can' t fit in my speedos | |
Well, i hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas | |
And a pitcher of margaritas | |
Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice | |
The taquitos here are very nice | |
Now i' m down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese | |
And could you make that separate checks, please? | |
Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
' buenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su e | |
Go estara en fuego, se quedaran en el ba o por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?' | |
Well, the food is coming, i can hardly wait | |
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate! | |
What you think you' re doing with my chile con queso? | |
Well, if you want some, just say so | |
Oh boy, pico de gallo | |
They sure don' t make it like this in ohio | |
No gracias, yo quiero jalepe os, nada m piè | |
You can toss away the hot sauce | |
? donde estan los nachos? holy frijole! | |
You better get me a bowl of guacamole | |
Y uusted, eugene? why' s your face turning green? | |
Don' t you like pinto beans? | |
You want some more cinnamon crispas? | |
If you don' t, hasta la vista | |
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna | |
You can finish it ma ana | |
Well, it' s been a pleasure, i can' t eat no more | |
Se or, la cuenta, por favor | |
If you ain' t tried real mexican cooking, well, you oughta | |
Just don' t drink the water |