歌曲 | The Plumbing Song |
歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
专辑 | Off the Deep End |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Farian, Nail, Warren, Yankovic | |
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? | |
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? | |
Baby, I sure wish | |
I could lend you a hand | |
But plumbing's one thing | |
I don't understand | |
It's true, haven't got a clue | |
B b baby, | |
I can tell you've got a big problem | |
When I flush the john, then your shower goes on | |
Baby, now watcha gonna do? | |
If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke | |
Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench | |
Baby, he'll be there for you | |
Shower's backing up, water won't go down? | |
Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber | |
Ba ba ba baby, sink's been stopped up all summer | |
Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he'll know what to do | |
Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down | |
And the carpet's soaked right through | |
Ba, ba, ba, kitchen's flooded too | |
Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it's true | |
B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer | |
If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay | |
Baby, he can be here by two | |
So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash | |
Makin' service calls in his overalls | |
Baby, he'll do his best for you | |
Sewer's backing up, got you feelin' down? | |
Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber | |
Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer | |
Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few | |
Got a problem with plumbing? | |
Gotta blame it on something? | |
Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' | |
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night | |
If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through | |
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah | |
When I flush the john, now when | |
I flush the john | |
It turns the shower on | |
Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber | |
He'll know what to do | |
Call now, we're in the yellow pages |
zuo ci : Farian, Nail, Warren, Yankovic | |
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? | |
Twentyfour hours a day, seven days a week? | |
Baby, I sure wish | |
I could lend you a hand | |
But plumbing' s one thing | |
I don' t understand | |
It' s true, haven' t got a clue | |
B b baby, | |
I can tell you' ve got a big problem | |
When I flush the john, then your shower goes on | |
Baby, now watcha gonna do? | |
If Drano' s a joke and your plunger is broke | |
Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench | |
Baby, he' ll be there for you | |
Shower' s backing up, water won' t go down? | |
Ba ba ba baby, don' t forget my plumber | |
Ba ba ba baby, sink' s been stopped up all summer | |
Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he' ll know what to do | |
Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down | |
And the carpet' s soaked right through | |
Ba, ba, ba, kitchen' s flooded too | |
Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it' s true | |
B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer | |
If he works for one day, costs you half a year' s pay | |
Baby, he can be here by two | |
So if you' ve got cash, he' ll be there in a flash | |
Makin' service calls in his overalls | |
Baby, he' ll do his best for you | |
Sewer' s backing up, got you feelin' down? | |
Ba ba ba baby, don' t forget my plumber | |
Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer | |
Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few | |
Got a problem with plumbing? | |
Gotta blame it on something? | |
Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' | |
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night | |
If hairballs, grease and goo won' t let the water through | |
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah | |
When I flush the john, now when | |
I flush the john | |
It turns the shower on | |
Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber | |
He' ll know what to do | |
Call now, we' re in the yellow pages |
zuò cí : Farian, Nail, Warren, Yankovic | |
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? | |
Twentyfour hours a day, seven days a week? | |
Baby, I sure wish | |
I could lend you a hand | |
But plumbing' s one thing | |
I don' t understand | |
It' s true, haven' t got a clue | |
B b baby, | |
I can tell you' ve got a big problem | |
When I flush the john, then your shower goes on | |
Baby, now watcha gonna do? | |
If Drano' s a joke and your plunger is broke | |
Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench | |
Baby, he' ll be there for you | |
Shower' s backing up, water won' t go down? | |
Ba ba ba baby, don' t forget my plumber | |
Ba ba ba baby, sink' s been stopped up all summer | |
Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he' ll know what to do | |
Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down | |
And the carpet' s soaked right through | |
Ba, ba, ba, kitchen' s flooded too | |
Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it' s true | |
B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer | |
If he works for one day, costs you half a year' s pay | |
Baby, he can be here by two | |
So if you' ve got cash, he' ll be there in a flash | |
Makin' service calls in his overalls | |
Baby, he' ll do his best for you | |
Sewer' s backing up, got you feelin' down? | |
Ba ba ba baby, don' t forget my plumber | |
Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer | |
Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few | |
Got a problem with plumbing? | |
Gotta blame it on something? | |
Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' | |
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night | |
If hairballs, grease and goo won' t let the water through | |
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah | |
When I flush the john, now when | |
I flush the john | |
It turns the shower on | |
Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber | |
He' ll know what to do | |
Call now, we' re in the yellow pages |