| 歌曲 | The Plumbing Song |
| 歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
| 专辑 | Off the Deep End |
| 作词 : Farian, Nail, Warren, Yankovic | |
| Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? | |
| Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? | |
| Baby, I sure wish | |
| I could lend you a hand | |
| But plumbing's one thing | |
| I don't understand | |
| It's true, haven't got a clue | |
| B b baby, | |
| I can tell you've got a big problem | |
| When I flush the john, then your shower goes on | |
| Baby, now watcha gonna do? | |
| If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke | |
| Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench | |
| Baby, he'll be there for you | |
| Shower's backing up, water won't go down? | |
| Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber | |
| Ba ba ba baby, sink's been stopped up all summer | |
| Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he'll know what to do | |
| Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down | |
| And the carpet's soaked right through | |
| Ba, ba, ba, kitchen's flooded too | |
| Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it's true | |
| B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer | |
| If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay | |
| Baby, he can be here by two | |
| So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash | |
| Makin' service calls in his overalls | |
| Baby, he'll do his best for you | |
| Sewer's backing up, got you feelin' down? | |
| Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber | |
| Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer | |
| Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few | |
| Got a problem with plumbing? | |
| Gotta blame it on something? | |
| Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' | |
| Blame it on the faucet that drips all night | |
| If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through | |
| Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah | |
| When I flush the john, now when | |
| I flush the john | |
| It turns the shower on | |
| Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber | |
| He'll know what to do | |
| Call now, we're in the yellow pages |
| zuò cí : Farian, Nail, Warren, Yankovic | |
| Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? | |
| Twentyfour hours a day, seven days a week? | |
| Baby, I sure wish | |
| I could lend you a hand | |
| But plumbing' s one thing | |
| I don' t understand | |
| It' s true, haven' t got a clue | |
| B b baby, | |
| I can tell you' ve got a big problem | |
| When I flush the john, then your shower goes on | |
| Baby, now watcha gonna do? | |
| If Drano' s a joke and your plunger is broke | |
| Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench | |
| Baby, he' ll be there for you | |
| Shower' s backing up, water won' t go down? | |
| Ba ba ba baby, don' t forget my plumber | |
| Ba ba ba baby, sink' s been stopped up all summer | |
| Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he' ll know what to do | |
| Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down | |
| And the carpet' s soaked right through | |
| Ba, ba, ba, kitchen' s flooded too | |
| Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it' s true | |
| B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer | |
| If he works for one day, costs you half a year' s pay | |
| Baby, he can be here by two | |
| So if you' ve got cash, he' ll be there in a flash | |
| Makin' service calls in his overalls | |
| Baby, he' ll do his best for you | |
| Sewer' s backing up, got you feelin' down? | |
| Ba ba ba baby, don' t forget my plumber | |
| Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer | |
| Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few | |
| Got a problem with plumbing? | |
| Gotta blame it on something? | |
| Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' | |
| Blame it on the faucet that drips all night | |
| If hairballs, grease and goo won' t let the water through | |
| Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah | |
| When I flush the john, now when | |
| I flush the john | |
| It turns the shower on | |
| Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber | |
| He' ll know what to do | |
| Call now, we' re in the yellow pages |