Amish Paradise

歌曲 Amish Paradise
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Bad Hair Day

歌词

[00:11] As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:14] I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
[00:17] But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
[00:20] You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:23] At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
[00:26] Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
[00:29] And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
[00:32] Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
[00:35] Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
[00:38] Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:41] But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
[00:44] Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
[00:47] Weve been spending most our lives
[00:50] Living in an Amish paradise
[00:53] Ive churned butter once or twice
[00:55] Living in an Amish paradise
[00:59] Its hard work and sacrifice
[01:01] Living in an Amish paradise
[01:05] We sell quilts at discount price
[01:07] Living in an Amish paradise
[01:10] A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[01:13] I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
[01:16] I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
[01:19] Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
[01:22] But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
[01:25] An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
[01:28] I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
[01:31] And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
[01:33] If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
[01:36] We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[01:39] But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
[01:42] Were just technologically impaired
[01:45] Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
[01:48] Not a single luxury
[01:51] Like Robinson Caruso
[01:54] Its as primitive as can be
[01:58] Weve been spending most our lives
[02:00] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:03] Were just plain and simple guys
[02:05] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:09] Theres no time for sin and vice
[02:11] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:15] We dont fight, we all play nice
[02:17] Living in an Amish Paradise
[02:21] Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
[02:23] Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
[02:26] Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
[02:29] Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
[02:32] Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
[02:35] On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
[02:39] So dont be vain and dont be whiny
[02:41] Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[02:44] Weve been spending most our lives
[02:46] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:50] Were all crazy Mennonites
[02:52] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:55] Theres no cops or traffic lights
[02:58] Living in an Amish paradise
[03:01] But youd probably think it bites
[03:04] Living in an Amish paradise
[03:07] Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
[03:13] Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!

歌词大意

[00:11] dāng wǒ zǒu guò píng shí shōu gē liáng shí de shān gǔ shí
[00:14] kàn le yǎn wǒ qī zǐ fā xiàn tā liǎn sè cāng bái
[00:17] dàn zhè duì wǒ zhè zhǒng Amish rén lái shuō hěn wán měi
[00:20] zhī dào bù, wǒ pái chì diàn qì zhī lèi de xīn qí wán yì
[00:23] wǒ zài zǎo shàng sì diǎn bàn jǐ niú nǎi
[00:26] Jebediah wèi jī Jebediah gēng dì... nǐ gè shǎ zi!
[00:29] wǒ jǐ nǎi hé gēng tián de shí jiān zhǎng dào
[00:32] lián Ezekiel dōu jué de wǒ fēng le
[00:35] wǒ shì dà dì zhī zǐ, jì lǜ shì wǒ de xìn tiáo
[00:38] wǒ shǒu shàng ná zhe shèng jīng xià bā xù zhe luò sāi hú
[00:41] bù guò yào shì wǒ hé nǐ dōu gàn wán le huó
[00:44] jīn wǎn wǒ men jiù huì lái yī chǎng 17 shì jì de pài duì
[00:47] wǒ men de dà bàn shēng dōu
[00:50] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[00:53] wǒ yě xǔ huì jiǎo bàn huáng yóu yī liǎng cì
[00:55] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[00:59] yì wèi zhe xīn qín gōng zuò hé xī shēng
[01:01] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[01:05] wǒ men yǒu dī jià chū shòu de bèi zi
[01:07] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[01:10] shàng zhōu yǒu gè fù jìn de xiǎo hái tī le wǒ de pì gǔ
[01:13] wǒ zhǐ shì duì tā xiào le xiào rán hòu ràng tā tī lìng yī biān
[01:16] wǒ zhēn de bù zài hu, wǒ hái xī wàng tā guò de hǎo
[01:19] děng tā bèi dì yù zhī huǒ fén shāo shí wǒ yí dìng huì xiào dào tóu dōu diào xià lái
[01:22] wǒ cóng méi dǎ guò guān guāng kè jí shǐ tā men zhēn de hěn qiàn zòu
[01:25] nǐ jué de Amish rén hěn ào màn? nà shi chě dàn
[01:28] wǒ cóng bù chuān dài kòu zi de yī fú, dàn wǒ dài hěn kù de mào zi
[01:31] bìng qiě wǒ quán jiā dōu rèn wéi wǒ chuān hēi sè hěn bàng... nǐ gè shǎ zi!
[01:33] nǐ yào shì lái guān guāng, nǐ yí dìng huì wú liáo dào kū chū lái
[01:36] wǒ men sān bǎi nián dōu méi jiāo guò diàn huà fèi
[01:39] dàn zhè zhēn méi shén me xī qí de, suǒ yǐ qǐng bié duì wǒ men zhǐ zhǐ diǎn diǎn
[01:42] wǒ men zhǐ shì bù tài dǒng xiàn dài kē jì
[01:45] zhè lǐ méi diàn huà, méi diàn dēng, méi qì chē
[01:48] méi yǒu yī jiàn shē chǐ pǐn
[01:51] jiù xiàng lǔ bīn xùn yí yàng
[01:54] zěn me yuán shǐ zěn me guò
[01:58] wǒ men de dà bàn shēng dōu
[02:00] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[02:03] wǒ men zhǐ shì pǔ sù jiǎn dān de jiā huo
[02:05] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[02:09] zhè lǐ méi shí jiān qù fàn zuì huò zhě fǔ bài
[02:11] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[02:15] wǒ men bù dǎ jià, wǒ men xiāng chǔ yú kuài
[02:17] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[02:21] shuān zhù mǎ chē, jiǎo bàn xǔ duō huáng yóu
[02:23] zhōu yī jiàn le zuò gǔ cāng, hěn kuài zài jiàn bié de
[02:26] nǐ jué de nǐ zhèng zhí? nǐ jué de nǐ xīn líng chún jié?
[02:29] hē hē, wǒ kě shì bǐ nǐ xiǎng de qiān xùn jǐ qiān bèi
[02:32] wǒ cóng xiǎo jiù xī wàng chéng wéi qián chéng de xìn tú
[02:35] wǒ yè yǐ jì rì de guì zuò lái jī zǎn xià bàn shēng de fú shù
[02:39] suǒ yǐ bié ào màn yě bié fā láo sāo
[02:41] yào bù rán, xiōng dì, wǒ yě xǔ huì ràng nǐ yǒu yí gè zhōng shì jì de pì gǔ
[02:44] wǒ men de dà bàn shēng dōu
[02:46] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[02:50] wǒ men dōu shì kuáng rè de mén nuò pài jiào tú
[02:52] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[02:55] zhè lǐ méi yǒu jǐng chá huò zhě hóng lǜ dēng
[02:58] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[03:01] dàn nǐ kě néng jué de zhè bù shì hé nǐ
[03:04] huó zài Amish yī zú de shì wài tiān táng
[03:07] a ō ō ō, ō ō ō
[03:13] a ō ō ō, ō ō yé qī