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It's All About The Pentiums, Baby |
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Uhh, Uh-huh, Yeah |
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Uhh, Uh-huh, Yeah |
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It's All About The Pentiums, Baby |
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It's All About The Pentiums, Baby |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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Yeah |
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What Y'all Wanna Do? |
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Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers |
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Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers? |
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9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard? |
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Workin' At A Desk With A Dumb Little Placard? |
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Yeah, Payin' The Bills With My Mad Programming Skills |
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Defraggin' My Hard Drive For Thrills |
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I Got Me A Hundred Gigabytes Of RAM |
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I Never Feed Trolls And I Don't Read Spam |
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Installed A T1 Line In My House |
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Always At My PC, Double-clickin' On My Mizouse |
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Upgrade My System At Least Twice A Day |
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I'm Strictly Plug-and-play, I Ain't Afraid Of Y2K |
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I'm Down With Bill Gates, I Call Him "Money" For Short |
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I Phone Him Up At Home And I Make Him Do My Tech Support |
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It's All About The Pentiums, What? |
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You've Gotta Be The Dumbest Newbie I've Ever Seen |
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You've Got White-out All Over Your Screen |
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You Think Your Commodore 64 Is Really Neato |
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What Kinda Chip You Got In There, A Dorito? |
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You're Usin' A 286? Don't Make Me Laugh |
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Your Windows Boots Up In What, A Day And A Half? |
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You Could Back Up Your Whole Hard Drive On A Floppy Diskette |
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You're The Biggest Joke On The Internet |
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Your Database Is A Disaster |
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You're Waxin' Your Modem, Tryin' To Make It Go Faster |
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Hey Fella, I Bet You're Still Livin' In Your Parents' Cellar |
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Downloadin' Pictures Of Sarah Michelle Gellar |
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And Postin' "Me Too!" Like Some Brain-dead AOL-er |
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I Should Do The World A Favor And Cap You Like Old Yeller |
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You're Just About As Useless As Jpegs To Hellen Keller |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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Now, What Y'all Wanna Do? |
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Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers |
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Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers? |
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9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard? |
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Uh, Uh, Loggin' In Now |
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Wanna Run Wit My Crew, Hah? |
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Rule Cyberspace And Crunch Numbers Like I Do? |
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They Call Me The King Of The Spreadsheets |
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Got 'em Printed Out On My Bedsheets |
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My New Computer's Got The Clocks, It Rocks |
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But It Was Obsolete Before I Opened The Box |
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You Say You've Had Your Desktop For Over A Week? |
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Throw That Junk Away, Man, It's An Antique |
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Your Laptop Is A Month Old? Well That's Great |
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If You Could Use A Nice, Heavy Paperweight |
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My Digital Media Is Write-protected |
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Every File Inspected, No Viruses Detected |
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I Beta Tested Every Operation System |
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Gave Props To Some, And Others? I Dissed 'em |
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While Your Computer's Crashin', Mine's Multitaskin' |
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It Does All My Work Without Me Even Askin' |
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Got A Flat-screen Monitor Forty Inches Wide Wide |
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I Believe That Your Says "Etch-A-Sketch" On The Side |
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In A 32-bit World, You're A 2-bit User |
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You've Got Your Own Newsgroup, "alt.total-loser" |
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Your Motherboard Melts When You Try To Send A Fax |
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Where'd You Get Your CPU, In A Box Of Cracker Jacks? |
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Play Me Online? Well, You Know That I'll Beat You |
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If I Ever Meet You I'll Control-alt-delete You |
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What? (X5) |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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It's All About The Pentiums! |
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Now, What Y'all Wanna Do? |
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Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers |
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Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers? |
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9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard? |
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What?? |