歌曲 | Genius in France |
歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
歌手 | Dweezil Zappa |
专辑 | Poodle Hat |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Yankovich | |
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box | |
Everyone says | |
I'm dumber than a bag of rocks | |
I barely even know how to put on my own pants | |
But I'm a genius in | |
France, genius in | |
France, genius in | |
FranceHoom chaka laka | |
Hoom chaka laka | |
Hoom chaka | |
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese | |
I got a negative number on my | |
S.A.T.'sI'm not good looking and | |
I don't know how to dance | |
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence | |
I am still widely considered to be | |
A genius in | |
France, a genius in | |
France, a genius in | |
FrancePeople say | |
I'm a geek, | |
I'm a moronic little freak | |
And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique | |
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week | |
But when the | |
Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek | |
They dig my mystique, they think | |
I'm c'est magnifique | |
When I'm in | |
Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic | |
They love my body odor and my bad toupee | |
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret | |
And when I'm sipping on a | |
PerrierIn some cafe town in | |
St. Tropez | |
It's hard to keep the fans at bay | |
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait""Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait" | |
Hemenene humenene | |
Himenene homenene, poodle, poodle | |
Folks in my hometown think | |
I'm a fool | |
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool | |
A few peas short of a casserole | |
A few buttons missing on my remote control | |
A few fries short of a happy meal | |
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel | |
Instructions on the heel | |
Instructions on the heel | |
But when I'm in | |
Provence, | |
I get free croissants | |
Yeah, I'm the guy every | |
French lady wants | |
And if you ask 'em why? | |
You're bound to get this response(He's a genius in France, genius in France) | |
That's right(He's a genius in France, genius in France) | |
You know it(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France) | |
I'm not the brightest bulb on the | |
Christmas tree | |
But the folks in | |
France, they don't seem to agree | |
They say, "Bonjour, MonsieurWould you take ze picture with me?" | |
I say, "Oui, oui" | |
That's right | |
I say, "Oui, oui" | |
Oui, ouiHe says, "Oui, oui" | |
I'm dumber than a box of hair | |
But those | |
Frenchies don't seem to care | |
Don't know why, mon frere | |
But they love me there | |
I'm a genius in | |
France, I'm a genius in | |
FranceGonna make a big splash when | |
I show up in | |
CannesGonna make those | |
Frenchies scream"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!" | |
Like a fine | |
Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi | |
Like a fine | |
Renoir, I've got that je me c'est | |
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy | |
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow | |
I'm a taco short of a combo plate | |
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think | |
I'm greatOh, the men all faint and the women scream | |
They like me more than heavy cream | |
When I'm in | |
Versailles, | |
I'm a popular guy | |
My oh my, | |
I'm as French as apple pie | |
They think | |
I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half | |
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(Haw haw haw haw haw) | |
And laugh(Haw haw haw haw haw haw) | |
People in | |
France have lots of attitude | |
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food | |
But when they see me, they just come unglued | |
They think that | |
I am one happening dude | |
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm | |
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball | |
But they like me better than | |
Charles De | |
GaulleEntre nous, it's very true | |
The room temperature's higher than my | |
I.Q.But they love me more than | |
Gerard Depardieu | |
How did this happen | |
I don't have a clue | |
I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm | |
I don't have any skills or grace or charm | |
And most people look at me like | |
I'm all covered with ants | |
But I'm a genius in | |
France, genius in | |
France, genius in | |
FranceAnd | |
I'm never goin' back, | |
I'm never goin' back | |
I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home again | |
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket | |
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick' | |
Cause I'm never goin' back | |
I'm never goin' back, | |
I'm never goin' back | |
The girls back home never gave me a chance | |
But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance | |
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance | |
But "Great Googily Moogily", | |
I'm a genius in | |
FranceEvery | |
Frenchie that | |
I meetJust can't wait to kiss my feet | |
Get in line, pucker up! | |
Tout Suite! | |
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy | |
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour | |
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power | |
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the | |
Eiffel Tower | |
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
I'm the biggest dork there is alive | |
My mom picked out my clothes for me till | |
I was thirty five | |
And I forgot to mention | |
I'm not even welcome at the | |
Star Trek convention | |
But the Frenchies think | |
That my poop don't stink | |
I'm a genius in | |
FranceSay, would you pass the | |
Grey Poupon? | |
Merci beaucoup |
zuo ci : Yankovich | |
I' m not the brightest crayon in the box | |
Everyone says | |
I' m dumber than a bag of rocks | |
I barely even know how to put on my own pants | |
But I' m a genius in | |
France, genius in | |
France, genius in | |
FranceHoom chaka laka | |
Hoom chaka laka | |
Hoom chaka | |
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese | |
I got a negative number on my | |
S. A. T.' sI' m not good looking and | |
I don' t know how to dance | |
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence | |
I am still widely considered to be | |
A genius in | |
France, a genius in | |
France, a genius in | |
FrancePeople say | |
I' m a geek, | |
I' m a moronic little freak | |
And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique | |
If I was any dumber, they' d have to water me twice a week | |
But when the | |
Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek | |
They dig my mystique, they think | |
I' m c' est magnifique | |
When I' m in | |
Paree, I' m the chicest of the chic | |
They love my body odor and my bad toupee | |
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret | |
And when I' m sipping on a | |
PerrierIn some cafe town in | |
St. Tropez | |
It' s hard to keep the fans at bay | |
They say, " Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait"" Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait" | |
Hemenene humenene | |
Himenene homenene, poodle, poodle | |
Folks in my hometown think | |
I' m a fool | |
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool | |
A few peas short of a casserole | |
A few buttons missing on my remote control | |
A few fries short of a happy meal | |
I couldn' t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel | |
Instructions on the heel | |
Instructions on the heel | |
But when I' m in | |
Provence, | |
I get free croissants | |
Yeah, I' m the guy every | |
French lady wants | |
And if you ask ' em why? | |
You' re bound to get this response He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
That' s right He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
You know it He' s a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France | |
I' m not the brightest bulb on the | |
Christmas tree | |
But the folks in | |
France, they don' t seem to agree | |
They say, " Bonjour, MonsieurWould you take ze picture with me?" | |
I say, " Oui, oui" | |
That' s right | |
I say, " Oui, oui" | |
Oui, ouiHe says, " Oui, oui" | |
I' m dumber than a box of hair | |
But those | |
Frenchies don' t seem to care | |
Don' t know why, mon frere | |
But they love me there | |
I' m a genius in | |
France, I' m a genius in | |
FranceGonna make a big splash when | |
I show up in | |
CannesGonna make those | |
Frenchies scream" You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!" | |
Like a fine | |
Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est quoi | |
Like a fine | |
Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est | |
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy | |
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow | |
I' m a taco short of a combo plate | |
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think | |
I' m greatOh, the men all faint and the women scream | |
They like me more than heavy cream | |
When I' m in | |
Versailles, | |
I' m a popular guy | |
My oh my, | |
I' m as French as apple pie | |
They think | |
I' m awfully witty, a riot and a half | |
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh Haw haw haw haw haw | |
And laugh Haw haw haw haw haw haw | |
People in | |
France have lots of attitude | |
They' re snotty and rude, they like disgusting food | |
But when they see me, they just come unglued | |
They think that | |
I am one happening dude | |
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm | |
I' m about as sharp as a bowling ball | |
But they like me better than | |
Charles De | |
GaulleEntre nous, it' s very true | |
The room temperature' s higher than my | |
I. Q. But they love me more than | |
Gerard Depardieu | |
How did this happen | |
I don' t have a clue | |
I' m not the quickest tractor on the farm | |
I don' t have any skills or grace or charm | |
And most people look at me like | |
I' m all covered with ants | |
But I' m a genius in | |
France, genius in | |
France, genius in | |
FranceAnd | |
I' m never goin' back, | |
I' m never goin' back | |
I' m never, never, never, never goin' back home again | |
I' m tearin' up my return flight ticket | |
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick' | |
Cause I' m never goin' back | |
I' m never goin' back, | |
I' m never goin' back | |
The girls back home never gave me a chance | |
But I sho' ' nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance | |
And I' m aware that it' s a most improbable circumstance | |
But " Great Googily Moogily", | |
I' m a genius in | |
FranceEvery | |
Frenchie that | |
I meetJust can' t wait to kiss my feet | |
Get in line, pucker up! | |
Tout Suite! | |
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy | |
I' m gettin' even more famous by the hour | |
I' m stuffed with pastries and drunk with power | |
Now they' re puttin' up my statue by the | |
Eiffel Tower | |
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
I' m the biggest dork there is alive | |
My mom picked out my clothes for me till | |
I was thirty five | |
And I forgot to mention | |
I' m not even welcome at the | |
Star Trek convention | |
But the Frenchies think | |
That my poop don' t stink | |
I' m a genius in | |
FranceSay, would you pass the | |
Grey Poupon? | |
Merci beaucoup |
zuò cí : Yankovich | |
I' m not the brightest crayon in the box | |
Everyone says | |
I' m dumber than a bag of rocks | |
I barely even know how to put on my own pants | |
But I' m a genius in | |
France, genius in | |
France, genius in | |
FranceHoom chaka laka | |
Hoom chaka laka | |
Hoom chaka | |
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese | |
I got a negative number on my | |
S. A. T.' sI' m not good looking and | |
I don' t know how to dance | |
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence | |
I am still widely considered to be | |
A genius in | |
France, a genius in | |
France, a genius in | |
FrancePeople say | |
I' m a geek, | |
I' m a moronic little freak | |
And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique | |
If I was any dumber, they' d have to water me twice a week | |
But when the | |
Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek | |
They dig my mystique, they think | |
I' m c' est magnifique | |
When I' m in | |
Paree, I' m the chicest of the chic | |
They love my body odor and my bad toupee | |
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret | |
And when I' m sipping on a | |
PerrierIn some cafe town in | |
St. Tropez | |
It' s hard to keep the fans at bay | |
They say, " Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait"" Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait" | |
Hemenene humenene | |
Himenene homenene, poodle, poodle | |
Folks in my hometown think | |
I' m a fool | |
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool | |
A few peas short of a casserole | |
A few buttons missing on my remote control | |
A few fries short of a happy meal | |
I couldn' t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel | |
Instructions on the heel | |
Instructions on the heel | |
But when I' m in | |
Provence, | |
I get free croissants | |
Yeah, I' m the guy every | |
French lady wants | |
And if you ask ' em why? | |
You' re bound to get this response He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
That' s right He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
You know it He' s a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France | |
I' m not the brightest bulb on the | |
Christmas tree | |
But the folks in | |
France, they don' t seem to agree | |
They say, " Bonjour, MonsieurWould you take ze picture with me?" | |
I say, " Oui, oui" | |
That' s right | |
I say, " Oui, oui" | |
Oui, ouiHe says, " Oui, oui" | |
I' m dumber than a box of hair | |
But those | |
Frenchies don' t seem to care | |
Don' t know why, mon frere | |
But they love me there | |
I' m a genius in | |
France, I' m a genius in | |
FranceGonna make a big splash when | |
I show up in | |
CannesGonna make those | |
Frenchies scream" You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!" | |
Like a fine | |
Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est quoi | |
Like a fine | |
Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est | |
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy | |
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow | |
I' m a taco short of a combo plate | |
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think | |
I' m greatOh, the men all faint and the women scream | |
They like me more than heavy cream | |
When I' m in | |
Versailles, | |
I' m a popular guy | |
My oh my, | |
I' m as French as apple pie | |
They think | |
I' m awfully witty, a riot and a half | |
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh Haw haw haw haw haw | |
And laugh Haw haw haw haw haw haw | |
People in | |
France have lots of attitude | |
They' re snotty and rude, they like disgusting food | |
But when they see me, they just come unglued | |
They think that | |
I am one happening dude | |
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm | |
I' m about as sharp as a bowling ball | |
But they like me better than | |
Charles De | |
GaulleEntre nous, it' s very true | |
The room temperature' s higher than my | |
I. Q. But they love me more than | |
Gerard Depardieu | |
How did this happen | |
I don' t have a clue | |
I' m not the quickest tractor on the farm | |
I don' t have any skills or grace or charm | |
And most people look at me like | |
I' m all covered with ants | |
But I' m a genius in | |
France, genius in | |
France, genius in | |
FranceAnd | |
I' m never goin' back, | |
I' m never goin' back | |
I' m never, never, never, never goin' back home again | |
I' m tearin' up my return flight ticket | |
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick' | |
Cause I' m never goin' back | |
I' m never goin' back, | |
I' m never goin' back | |
The girls back home never gave me a chance | |
But I sho' ' nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance | |
And I' m aware that it' s a most improbable circumstance | |
But " Great Googily Moogily", | |
I' m a genius in | |
FranceEvery | |
Frenchie that | |
I meetJust can' t wait to kiss my feet | |
Get in line, pucker up! | |
Tout Suite! | |
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy | |
I' m gettin' even more famous by the hour | |
I' m stuffed with pastries and drunk with power | |
Now they' re puttin' up my statue by the | |
Eiffel Tower | |
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
I' m the biggest dork there is alive | |
My mom picked out my clothes for me till | |
I was thirty five | |
And I forgot to mention | |
I' m not even welcome at the | |
Star Trek convention | |
But the Frenchies think | |
That my poop don' t stink | |
I' m a genius in | |
FranceSay, would you pass the | |
Grey Poupon? | |
Merci beaucoup |