歌曲 | TMZ |
歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
专辑 | Alpocalypse |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
You're sort of famous | |
A minor celebrity | |
And so it only makes sense | |
The world would be | |
Obsessed with every | |
Single thing you do | |
They're running 'round | |
With their camcorders in the night | |
They lurk impatiently | |
In hope that they just might | |
See something real embarrassing | |
You doThe bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt | |
That's the story that | |
They're gonna feature | |
With exclusive pics | |
Of your flabby behind | |
You think you're all alone | |
But that's right when you'll find | |
A bunch of paparazzi | |
Popping out of nowhere | |
Cameras in your face | |
And then suddenly | |
You're on | |
TMZYou're on | |
TMZFollowing you | |
When you're walking down the street | |
And asking stupid questions | |
While you're trying to eat | |
So you cover your face | |
Thinking to yourself"Hey, isn't this creepy?" | |
And they're out there praying | |
You'll have a big meltdown | |
And take 'em on a little car chase | |
Through this whole town | |
They'll be there with you | |
When you're going to jail | |
First on the scene | |
For every wardrobe fail | |
You just picked up some transvestite | |
Seconds later | |
It's up on the website | |
Get a vegas wedding | |
A quickie divorce | |
And they'll be | |
Sneaking in | |
Snapping pictures, of course | |
And if they ever catch you | |
Picking your nose | |
Or stumbling down the street | |
On a drunken spree | |
You're on | |
TMZStalking you, just waiting by your front door | |
Trailing you through | |
Airport security | |
They're with | |
TMZThey're with | |
TMZ[We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOPIs that a baby bump?I pronounce her guilty, of leaving the house while FATLook who's drinking COFFEE,Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING] | |
Oh, let me tell you | |
It's getting to the point | |
Where a famous person can't | |
Even get a | |
D.U.IOr go on a racist rant | |
Those guys are all around | |
So you really shouldn't dare | |
Go to every club in town | |
If you've lost your underwear | |
Seems that every single time | |
A star decides to shave her head | |
Or ram their car into a tree | |
They're on | |
TMZIf they catch you peeing in the bushes | |
Later on, that night | |
Well, I guarantee | |
You're on | |
TMZYou're on | |
TMZYou're on | |
TMZEvery single celebrity | |
Knows they're gonna be | |
There on T | |
MZ |
[00:07.030] | 你也算是出了名 |
[00:08.566] | 但也就是个小明星 |
[00:10.716] | 但这也就是为什么 |
[00:12.652] | 全世界的人 |
[00:14.425] | 都痴迷于 |
[00:16.484] | 你的一举一动 |
[00:21.113] | 有一群人,他们大半夜里也到处跑 |
[00:22.515] | 端着手里的长枪短炮 |
[00:24.905] | 在耐心地埋伏在暗地里 |
[00:26.371] | 心里想着 |
[00:28.673] | 要是能看见你 |
[00:31.956] | 出个大糗就好咯 |
[00:35.256] | 今天发型很糟糕,穿的T恤有汗渍 |
[00:38.901] | 这就是他们写的 |
[00:40.658] | 头条故事 |
[00:42.418] | 附有独家街拍 |
[00:43.778] | 照片里是你瘪瘪的屁股 |
[00:45.565] | 你觉得这儿就你一个 |
[00:47.217] | 等你发现的时候就知道错了 |
[00:49.205] | 会有一大堆狗仔 |
[00:51.137] | 从四面八方扑来 |
[00:53.065] | 把相机正对着你脸 |
[00:55.219] | 然后突然之间 |
[00:58.861] | 你就上了TMZ(一娱乐小报) |
[01:02.405] | 你就上了TMZ |
[01:07.325] | 到处跟着你 |
[01:09.376] | 走在街上时也一样 |
[01:11.278] | 净问你一些蠢问题 |
[01:12.669] | 想吃口饭也不放过你 |
[01:14.831] | 于是你只能把脸挡上 |
[01:16.616] | 自己暗自想 |
[01:18.748] | 我去,这也太吓人了” |
[01:21.566] | 那些人四处祈祷 |
[01:23.358] | 希望你摔个大跤 |
[01:25.465] | 最好让他们有机会开车去追 |
[01:27.350] | 从东到西,从南到北 |
[01:29.203] | 他们一直在你身旁 |
[01:30.749] | 就连你被送监时也是一样 |
[01:32.363] | 他们总是第一个到场 |
[01:33.607] | 看你穿得尤其难看的衣裳 |
[01:35.730] | 你刚接了一个异装癖朋友 |
[01:39.175] | 几秒钟之后 |
[01:40.559] | 就在网上被爆料 |
[01:42.801] | 刚在维加斯闪完婚 |
[01:44.322] | 没多久又离了 |
[01:45.969] | 他们肯定会 |
[01:46.751] | 从边角钻进来 |
[01:47.623] | 一顿狂拍,自然不用说 |
[01:49.717] | 要是让他们逮着你 |
[01:51.527] | 抠鼻屎 |
[01:53.532] | 发脾气 |
[01:55.547] | 撒酒疯 |
[01:59.128] | 你肯定会上TMZ |
[02:04.203] | 他们跟踪你,在你家门口等着 |
[02:07.766] | 跟在你屁股后面 |
[02:09.329] | 连过机场安检都一起 |
[02:13.391] | 他们是TMZ |
[02:17.126] | 他们是TMZ |
[02:19.127] | 号外!奥斯卡提名得主为爱狗拾粪! |
[02:22.315] | 刚刚那是xxx的孩子吗? |
[02:23.503] | 胖成这样还敢出门,还不快快认罪! |
[02:26.344] | 瞧!是谁在喝!咖!啡! |
[02:28.312] | 爱豆们做的每件事都这么迷人!” |
[02:30.901] | 我告诉你 |
[02:32.609] | 重点是 |
[02:34.338] | 明星不可以 |
[02:35.766] | 酒后驾驶 |
[02:37.378] | 也不能说些什么黑的白的话 |
[02:39.466] | 因为有那些人围绕在你身边 |
[02:41.109] | 所以你最好不要胆儿一热 |
[02:42.894] | 去城里的各家夜店玩个遍 |
[02:44.583] | 之前你连内裤都丢过,还记不记得 |
[02:48.404] | 好像每次有屁大点儿事儿 |
[02:50.639] | 什么某明星决定给自己剃个秃瓢儿 |
[02:53.406] | 某明星开车撞到了树上 |
[02:57.964] | 这些一定会上TMZ |
[03:02.482] | 要是让他们看到你在小树林里撒尿 |
[03:06.464] | 不用明天,晚点儿时候 |
[03:08.468] | 我保证 |
[03:12.267] | 你肯定会上TMZ |
[03:15.420] | 你肯定会上TMZ |
[03:18.828] | 你肯定会上TMZ |
[03:21.842] | 只要是个明星 |
[03:26.465] | 就知道自己 |
[03:29.879] | 一定会上TMZ |