TMZ

歌曲 TMZ
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Alpocalypse

歌词

You're sort of famous
A minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense
The world would be
Obsessed with every
Single thing you do
They're running 'round
With their camcorders in the night
They lurk impatiently
In hope that they just might
See something real embarrassing
You doThe bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
That's the story that
They're gonna feature
With exclusive pics
Of your flabby behind
You think you're all alone
But that's right when you'll find
A bunch of paparazzi
Popping out of nowhere
Cameras in your face
And then suddenly
You're on
TMZYou're on
TMZFollowing you
When you're walking down the street
And asking stupid questions
While you're trying to eat
So you cover your face
Thinking to yourself"Hey, isn't this creepy?"
And they're out there praying
You'll have a big meltdown
And take 'em on a little car chase
Through this whole town
They'll be there with you
When you're going to jail
First on the scene
For every wardrobe fail
You just picked up some transvestite
Seconds later
It's up on the website
Get a vegas wedding
A quickie divorce
And they'll be
Sneaking in
Snapping pictures, of course
And if they ever catch you
Picking your nose
Or stumbling down the street
On a drunken spree
You're on
TMZStalking you, just waiting by your front door
Trailing you through
Airport security
They're with
TMZThey're with
TMZ[We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOPIs that a baby bump?I pronounce her guilty, of leaving the house while FATLook who's drinking COFFEE,Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING]
Oh, let me tell you
It's getting to the point
Where a famous person can't
Even get a
D.U.IOr go on a racist rant
Those guys are all around
So you really shouldn't dare
Go to every club in town
If you've lost your underwear
Seems that every single time
A star decides to shave her head
Or ram their car into a tree
They're on
TMZIf they catch you peeing in the bushes
Later on, that night
Well, I guarantee
You're on
TMZYou're on
TMZYou're on
TMZEvery single celebrity
Knows they're gonna be
There on T
MZ

歌词大意

[00:07.030] nǐ yě suàn shì chū le míng
[00:08.566] dàn yě jiù shì gè xiǎo míng xīng
[00:10.716] dàn zhè yě jiù shì wèi shí me
[00:12.652] quán shì jiè de rén
[00:14.425] dōu chī mí yú
[00:16.484] nǐ de yī jǔ yī dòng
[00:21.113] yǒu yī qún rén, tā men dà bàn yè lǐ yě dào chù pǎo
[00:22.515] duān zhuó shǒu lǐ de cháng qiāng duǎn pào
[00:24.905] zài nài xīn dì mái fú zài àn dì lǐ
[00:26.371] xīn lǐ xiǎng zhe
[00:28.673] yào shì néng kàn jiàn nǐ
[00:31.956] chū gè dà qiǔ jiù hǎo gē
[00:35.256] jīn tiān fà xíng hěn zāo gāo, chuān de T xù yǒu hàn zì
[00:38.901] zhè jiù shì tā men xiě de
[00:40.658] tóu tiáo gù shì
[00:42.418] fù yǒu dú jiā jiē pāi
[00:43.778] zhào piān lǐ shì nǐ biě biě de pì gǔ
[00:45.565] nǐ jué de zhè ér jiù nǐ yí gè
[00:47.217] děng nǐ fā xiàn de shí hòu jiù zhī dào cuò le
[00:49.205] huì yǒu yī dà duī gǒu zǐ
[00:51.137] cóng sì miàn bā fāng pū lái
[00:53.065] bǎ xiàng jī zhèng duì zhe nǐ liǎn
[00:55.219] rán hòu tū rán zhī jiān
[00:58.861] nǐ jiù shàng le TMZ yī yú lè xiǎo bào
[01:02.405] nǐ jiù shàng le TMZ
[01:07.325] dào chù gēn zhe nǐ
[01:09.376] zǒu zài jiē shàng shí yě yí yàng
[01:11.278] jìng wèn nǐ yī xiē chǔn wèn tí
[01:12.669] xiǎng chī kǒu fàn yě bù fàng guò nǐ
[01:14.831] yú shì nǐ zhǐ néng bǎ liǎn dǎng shàng
[01:16.616] zì jǐ àn zì xiǎng
[01:18.748] wǒ qù, zhè yě tài xià rén le"
[01:21.566] nèi xiē rén sì chù qí dǎo
[01:23.358] xī wàng nǐ shuāi gè dà jiāo
[01:25.465] zuì hǎo ràng tā men yǒu jī huì kāi chē qù zhuī
[01:27.350] cóng dōng dào xī, cóng nán dào běi
[01:29.203] tā men yī zhí zài nǐ shēn páng
[01:30.749] jiù lián nǐ bèi sòng jiān shí yě shì yí yàng
[01:32.363] tā men zǒng shì dì yí gè dào chǎng
[01:33.607] kàn nǐ chuān dé yóu qí nán kàn de yī shang
[01:35.730] nǐ gāng jiē le yí gè yì zhuāng pǐ péng yǒu
[01:39.175] jǐ miǎo zhōng zhī hòu
[01:40.559] jiù zài wǎng shàng bèi bào liào
[01:42.801] gāng zài wéi jiā sī shǎn wán hūn
[01:44.322] méi duō jiǔ yòu lí le
[01:45.969] tā men kěn dìng huì
[01:46.751] cóng biān jiǎo zuān jìn lái
[01:47.623] yī dùn kuáng pāi, zì rán bù yòng shuō
[01:49.717] yào shì ràng tā men dǎi zhe nǐ
[01:51.527] kōu bí shǐ
[01:53.532] fā pí qì
[01:55.547] sā jiǔ fēng
[01:59.128] nǐ kěn dìng huì shàng TMZ
[02:04.203] tā men gēn zōng nǐ, zài nǐ jiā mén kǒu děng zhe
[02:07.766] gēn zài nǐ pì gǔ hòu miàn
[02:09.329] lián guò jī chǎng ān jiǎn dōu yì qǐ
[02:13.391] tā men shì TMZ
[02:17.126] tā men shì TMZ
[02:19.127] hào wài! ào sī kǎ tí míng dé zhǔ wèi ài gǒu shí fèn!
[02:22.315] gāng gāng nà shi xxx de hái zi ma?
[02:23.503] pàng chéng zhè yàng hái gǎn chū mén, hái bù kuài kuài rèn zuì!
[02:26.344] qiáo! shì shuí zài hē! kā! fēi!
[02:28.312] ài dòu men zuò de měi jiàn shì dōu zhè me mí rén!"
[02:30.901] wǒ gào sù nǐ
[02:32.609] zhòng diǎn shì
[02:34.338] míng xīng bù kě yǐ
[02:35.766] jiǔ hòu jià shǐ
[02:37.378] yě bù néng shuō xiē shén me hēi de bái de huà
[02:39.466] yīn wèi yǒu nèi xiē rén wéi rào zài nǐ shēn biān
[02:41.109] suǒ yǐ nǐ zuì hǎo bú yào dǎn r yī rè
[02:42.894] qù chéng lǐ de gè jiā yè diàn wán gè biàn
[02:44.583] zhī qián nǐ lián nèi kù dōu diū guò, hái jì bù jì de
[02:48.404] hǎo xiàng měi cì yǒu pì dà diǎn ér shì ér
[02:50.639] shén me mǒu míng xīng jué dìng gěi zì jǐ tì gè tū piáo ér
[02:53.406] mǒu míng xīng kāi chē zhuàng dào le shù shàng
[02:57.964] zhèi xiē yí dìng huì shàng TMZ
[03:02.482] yào shì ràng tā men kàn dào nǐ zài xiǎo shù lín lǐ sā niào
[03:06.464] bù yòng míng tiān, wǎn diǎn ér shí hòu
[03:08.468] wǒ bǎo zhèng
[03:12.267] nǐ kěn dìng huì shàng TMZ
[03:15.420] nǐ kěn dìng huì shàng TMZ
[03:18.828] nǐ kěn dìng huì shàng TMZ
[03:21.842] zhǐ yào shì gè míng xīng
[03:26.465] jiù zhī dào zì jǐ
[03:29.879] yí dìng huì shàng TMZ