Amish Paradise 歌词
| 歌曲 | Amish Paradise |
| 歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
| 专辑 | Amish Paradise |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:11] | As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain |
| [00:14] | I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain |
| [00:17] | But thats just perfect for an Amish like me |
| [00:20] | You know, I shun fancy things like electricity |
| [00:23] | At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows |
| [00:26] | Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool |
| [00:29] | And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that |
| [00:32] | Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone |
| [00:35] | Im a man of the land, Im into discipline |
| [00:38] | Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin |
| [00:41] | But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine |
| [00:44] | Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699 |
| [00:47] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [00:50] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [00:53] | Ive churned butter once or twice |
| [00:55] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [00:59] | Its hard work and sacrifice |
| [01:01] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [01:05] | We sell quilts at discount price |
| [01:07] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [01:10] | A local boy kicked me in the butt last week |
| [01:13] | I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek |
| [01:16] | I really dont care, in fact I wish him well |
| [01:19] | Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell |
| [01:22] | But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it |
| [01:25] | An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of |
| [01:28] | I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat |
| [01:31] | And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool |
| [01:33] | If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears |
| [01:36] | We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years |
| [01:39] | But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare |
| [01:42] | Were just technologically impaired |
| [01:45] | Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar |
| [01:48] | Not a single luxury |
| [01:51] | Like Robinson Caruso |
| [01:54] | Its as primitive as can be |
| [01:58] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [02:00] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:03] | Were just plain and simple guys |
| [02:05] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:09] | Theres no time for sin and vice |
| [02:11] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:15] | We dont fight, we all play nice |
| [02:17] | Living in an Amish Paradise |
| [02:21] | Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter |
| [02:23] | Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter |
| [02:26] | Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart? |
| [02:29] | Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art |
| [02:32] | Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like |
| [02:35] | On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife |
| [02:39] | So dont be vain and dont be whiny |
| [02:41] | Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie |
| [02:44] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [02:46] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:50] | Were all crazy Mennonites |
| [02:52] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:55] | Theres no cops or traffic lights |
| [02:58] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [03:01] | But youd probably think it bites |
| [03:04] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [03:07] | Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh. |
| [03:13] | Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH! |
| [00:11] | As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain |
| [00:14] | I take a look at my wife and realize she' s very plain |
| [00:17] | But thats just perfect for an Amish like me |
| [00:20] | You know, I shun fancy things like electricity |
| [00:23] | At 4: 30 in the morning Im milkin cows |
| [00:26] | Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool |
| [00:29] | And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that |
| [00:32] | Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone |
| [00:35] | Im a man of the land, Im into discipline |
| [00:38] | Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin |
| [00:41] | But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine |
| [00:44] | Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699 |
| [00:47] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [00:50] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [00:53] | Ive churned butter once or twice |
| [00:55] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [00:59] | Its hard work and sacrifice |
| [01:01] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [01:05] | We sell quilts at discount price |
| [01:07] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [01:10] | A local boy kicked me in the butt last week |
| [01:13] | I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek |
| [01:16] | I really dont care, in fact I wish him well |
| [01:19] | Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell |
| [01:22] | But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it |
| [01:25] | An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of |
| [01:28] | I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat |
| [01:31] | And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool |
| [01:33] | If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears |
| [01:36] | We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years |
| [01:39] | But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare |
| [01:42] | Were just technologically impaired |
| [01:45] | Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar |
| [01:48] | Not a single luxury |
| [01:51] | Like Robinson Caruso |
| [01:54] | Its as primitive as can be |
| [01:58] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [02:00] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:03] | Were just plain and simple guys |
| [02:05] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:09] | Theres no time for sin and vice |
| [02:11] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:15] | We dont fight, we all play nice |
| [02:17] | Living in an Amish Paradise |
| [02:21] | Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter |
| [02:23] | Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter |
| [02:26] | Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart? |
| [02:29] | Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art |
| [02:32] | Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like |
| [02:35] | On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife |
| [02:39] | So dont be vain and dont be whiny |
| [02:41] | Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie |
| [02:44] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [02:46] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:50] | Were all crazy Mennonites |
| [02:52] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:55] | Theres no cops or traffic lights |
| [02:58] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [03:01] | But youd probably think it bites |
| [03:04] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [03:07] | Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh. |
| [03:13] | Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH! |
| [00:11] | As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain |
| [00:14] | I take a look at my wife and realize she' s very plain |
| [00:17] | But thats just perfect for an Amish like me |
| [00:20] | You know, I shun fancy things like electricity |
| [00:23] | At 4: 30 in the morning Im milkin cows |
| [00:26] | Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool |
| [00:29] | And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that |
| [00:32] | Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone |
| [00:35] | Im a man of the land, Im into discipline |
| [00:38] | Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin |
| [00:41] | But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine |
| [00:44] | Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699 |
| [00:47] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [00:50] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [00:53] | Ive churned butter once or twice |
| [00:55] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [00:59] | Its hard work and sacrifice |
| [01:01] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [01:05] | We sell quilts at discount price |
| [01:07] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [01:10] | A local boy kicked me in the butt last week |
| [01:13] | I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek |
| [01:16] | I really dont care, in fact I wish him well |
| [01:19] | Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell |
| [01:22] | But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it |
| [01:25] | An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of |
| [01:28] | I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat |
| [01:31] | And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool |
| [01:33] | If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears |
| [01:36] | We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years |
| [01:39] | But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare |
| [01:42] | Were just technologically impaired |
| [01:45] | Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar |
| [01:48] | Not a single luxury |
| [01:51] | Like Robinson Caruso |
| [01:54] | Its as primitive as can be |
| [01:58] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [02:00] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:03] | Were just plain and simple guys |
| [02:05] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:09] | Theres no time for sin and vice |
| [02:11] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:15] | We dont fight, we all play nice |
| [02:17] | Living in an Amish Paradise |
| [02:21] | Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter |
| [02:23] | Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter |
| [02:26] | Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart? |
| [02:29] | Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art |
| [02:32] | Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like |
| [02:35] | On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife |
| [02:39] | So dont be vain and dont be whiny |
| [02:41] | Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie |
| [02:44] | Weve been spending most our lives |
| [02:46] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:50] | Were all crazy Mennonites |
| [02:52] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [02:55] | Theres no cops or traffic lights |
| [02:58] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [03:01] | But youd probably think it bites |
| [03:04] | Living in an Amish paradise |
| [03:07] | Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh. |
| [03:13] | Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH! |
| [00:11] | 走在我那种植粮食的溪谷之上 |
| [00:14] | 我看了看我妻子 才发觉她姿色平平 |
| [00:17] | 不过这对阿米什人来讲堪称完美 |
| [00:20] | 可知 电器对我而言是种大忌 |
| [00:23] | 在早晨四点半钟我要挤牛奶 |
| [00:26] | 杰贝戴亚要喂小鸡 杰格耕地 傻瓜 |
| [00:29] | 我挤牛奶还有耕地得太久 |
| [00:32] | 都忘记吉祺欧交代的事情 |
| [00:35] | 我是这儿的地主 我的地盘我做主 |
| [00:38] | 手里握着本圣经 下巴长着胡子 |
| [00:41] | 但要是吾做完吾事 你做完汝之事 |
| [00:44] | 今晚我们就要高兴地跳起样歌舞 |
| [00:47] | 我们已倾其一生 |
| [00:50] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [00:53] | 柴米油盐半辈子 |
| [00:55] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [00:59] | 为人民服务最广荣 |
| [01:01] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [01:05] | 棉被疯狂大甩卖 |
| [01:07] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [01:10] | 上周坏小子踢了我一脚 |
| [01:13] | 量身板之物力 结与人之欢心 |
| [01:16] | 我不在乎 实际上我知道 |
| [01:19] | 我会对下地狱的他疯狂大笑 |
| [01:22] | 我绝对不会不对游客以牙换牙 |
| [01:25] | 从没听说有 傲慢的阿米什人 |
| [01:28] | 我衣服没纽扣 帽子倒是很酷 |
| [01:31] | 弟兄都对我说 一身黑真好看 傻瓜 |
| [01:33] | 如果你来农家乐 你会无聊得要死 |
| [01:36] | 我们已经三百年没付过电话费了 |
| [01:39] | 不要像看动物园里的猴子指指点点 |
| [01:42] | 我们只是和科技不是一路人 |
| [01:45] | 没有电话、灯光、摩托车 |
| [01:48] | 没有物质享受 |
| [01:51] | 活似鲁滨逊漂流记 |
| [01:54] | 越原始越好 |
| [01:58] | 我们已倾其一生 |
| [02:00] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [02:03] | 我们是普通百姓 |
| [02:05] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [02:09] | 没有空闲去作恶 |
| [02:11] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [02:15] | 绝不战争爱和平 |
| [02:17] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [02:21] | 做上马车兜风 搅拌很多黄油 |
| [02:23] | 攒了一堆粮食 很快又攒出一堆 |
| [02:26] | 你以为你最正义 你以为你心灵纯洁 |
| [02:29] | 我的心比你谦逊百万倍 |
| [02:32] | 我是小阿米利特想要成为的那种虔诚人 |
| [02:35] | 在我祭拜日 为后世积攒阴德 |
| [02:39] | 不要虚度光阴、发牢骚 |
| [02:41] | 不然 哥们 我就要好好教训你一下 |
| [02:44] | 我们已倾其一生 |
| [02:46] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [02:50] | 我们是门诺教派 |
| [02:52] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [02:55] | 没有警察、交通信号 |
| [02:58] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [03:01] | 你或许觉得很痛苦 |
| [03:04] | 生活在那阿米什天堂 |
| [03:07] | 啊哦哦哦哦 哦哦哦 |
| [03:13] | 啊哦哦哦哦 哦哦哦 唱得可以了 |
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