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I finally made it through med school |
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Somehow I made it through |
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I'm just an intern |
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I still make a mistake or two |
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I was last in my class |
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Barely passsed at the institute |
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Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid |
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A malpractise suit |
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Hey, like a surgeon |
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Cuttin' for the very first time |
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Like a surgeon |
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Organ transplants are my line |
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Better give me all your gause nurse |
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This patient's fading fast |
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Complications have set in |
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Don't know how long he'll last |
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Let me see, that I.V. |
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Here we go - time to operate |
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I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out |
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And see what he ate |
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Like a surgeon, hey |
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Cuttin' for the very first time |
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Like a surgeon |
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Here's a waiver for you to sign |
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Woe, woe, woe |
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It's a fact - I'm a quack |
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The disgrace of the A.M.A. |
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'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die |
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Before they can pay |
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Like a surgeon, hey |
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Cuttin' for the very first time |
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Like a surgeon |
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Got your kidneys on my mind |
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Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon |
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When I reach inside |
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With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors |
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Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh |
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Ooh baby, yah |
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I can hear your heartbeat |
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For the very last time |
