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Put down your remote control |
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Throw out your TV Guide |
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Put away your jacket |
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There's no need to go outside |
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Don't you know that we control the horizontal |
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We control the verticle, too |
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We gonna make a couch potato out of you |
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That's what we gonna do now |
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Don't change the channel |
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Don't touch that dial |
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We got it all on UHF |
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Kick off your sneakers |
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Stick around for a while |
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We got it all on UHF |
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Don't worry 'bout your laundry |
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Forget about your job |
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Just crank up the volume |
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And yank off the knob |
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We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF |
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Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink |
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You better put away your homework |
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Prime time ain't no time to think |
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All you do is make yourself a TV dinner |
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Press your face right up against the screen |
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We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen |
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If you know what I mean, now |
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Don't change the channel |
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Don't touch that dial |
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We got it all on UHF |
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Kick off your sneakers |
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Stick around for a while |
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We got it all on UHF |
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Don't worry 'bout your laundry |
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Forget about your job |
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Just crank up the volume |
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And yank off the knob |
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We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF |
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You can watch us all day |
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You can watch us all night |
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You can watch us any time that you please |
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You can sit around and stare at the picture tube |
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'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese |
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Well, now |
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Don't change the channel |
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Don't touch that dial |
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We got it all on UHF |
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Kick off your sneakers |
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Stick around for a while |
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We got it all on UHF |
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Don't worry 'bout your laundry |
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Forget about your job |
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Just crank up the volume |
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And yank off the knob |
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We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF (we got it all) |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF (we got it all) |
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We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (we got it) |
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(We got it) we got (we got it) it all (we got it) on UHF (we got it all) |
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We got it all on UHF (we got it all) |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (on UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (we go it) |
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We got it all on UHF |
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We got it all on UHF |
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We got it all on UHF |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF (UHF) |
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We got it all on UHF |
