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Hello, i'm dr. greenthumb |
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Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed |
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And just can't find some anywhere? |
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Well try my dr. greenthumb grow tips |
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I'll show you how to grow inside and out |
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From seed to clone, and the best homegrown |
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And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky |
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No worries, we'll fix them too |
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With one of our dr. greenthumb 'sizzlean' screens |
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To block the nosy pig's vision |
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Don't believe me? |
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Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders |
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How well it works |
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Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is jaid |
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And ahm a farmer and i've been growin |
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Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh |
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Uhh, with dr. greenthumb's 'sizzlean' screen |
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I don't hafta point my shotgun |
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At them pesky porkers no more |
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Thanks dr. green, you're tha shit |
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Yes, dr. greenthumb's got it all, i guarantee it |
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Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time |
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*lighter flicks* dial 1-800-713-grow |
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*inhaling noise* that's 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale* |
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*lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough* |
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G *inhale* r *inhale* o-w |
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'hello dr. greenthumb, paging dr. greenthumb!' |
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[b-real] |
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Hello my name is dr. greenthumb |
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I'd like to tell you just where i'm from |
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In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields |
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The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels |
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Greenhouse effect with the weed connect |
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(doctor) dea can't keep greenthumb in check (doctor!) |
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Hps, god bless the whole crop |
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Please god, don't let me see no cops |
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Trunkload, ready to hit the highway |
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Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way |
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Or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit |
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Can't be growin without no permit |
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But fuck that, i study the 215 trip |
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That way when they come they can suck my dick |
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Weed can't grow without attention |
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Hello my name is dr. greenthumb |
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Chorus: |
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[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb |
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[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb! |
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[b-real] i'd like to tell you just where i'm from |
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[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb |
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[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb |
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[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb! |
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[b-real] i'd like to tell you just where i'm from |
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[sendog] aiyyo dr. greenthumb, come on back one time! |
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[b-real] |
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People can't live without the herb man |
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If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin |
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But thanks to dr. greenthumb weed grow |
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In the backyard or inside with hydro |
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To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream |
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Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen |
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Cycles of weed are constantly grown |
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Somebody give me the razor to cut groves |
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I'd like to stop, but it feels so good |
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Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood |
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Sticky angel, i wanna leave it alone |
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But never ever ever gotta worry from my home |
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What that funny sound knockin at the door (open up it's the dea!) |
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Sorry greenthumb can't talk no more |
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Please don't follow me into the sun |
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Hello my name is dr. greenthumb |
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Chorus 1/2 |
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[b-real] |
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Out from the lab, no need for rehab |
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If i can't drive then call me a cab (ese!) |
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In my closet the weed is dried out |
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Like eiht said, ain't no place to hide out |
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I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop |
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Get knocked up and they close up my shop |
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That's why i buy no weed from no one |
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That's why they call me dr. greenthumb |
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The scientifical, mystical one |
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Growin my crops with the rays of the sun |
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Come one come all and see how it's done |
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If you see the pigs there's no need to run |
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Cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb |
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But you never know what be the outcome |
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You see the photo in the album |
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The weed is growin like my erection |
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Look i never told you where i was from |
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Some call me real, but i'm dr. greenthumb |
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Chorus |
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Dr. greenthumb |
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Doctor, your bulova plant needs special tending to |
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Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more co2 |
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Doctor, dr. greenthumb you're needed |
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Doctor, dahyahahahhh... doctor |
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