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Look at me baby, I'm a sex machine, |
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I may look really dirty, but I keep my undies clean, |
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Hardly knew I'd been around for years, |
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But I still go out drinking beers, |
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Now don't you dare laugh cause you think I'm old, |
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I spank the ladies' bottoms cause I'm very very bold, |
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My ass is getting flabby, but I ain't gonna worry, |
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Cause baby I go news for you. |
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Big bum, big bum, I've a big bum, |
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I may be pushing 60 but I still turn ladies on, |
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Big bum, Big bum, I've a big bum, |
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It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1. |
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Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm, |
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Put your hands on my ass cheeks and my bum will keep you warm, |
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It's big, it's hot, it's like a radiator, |
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Baby check me out cause I'm a sexy alligator, |
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Ladies out there, listening to me, |
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I've had a sexy bottom since the age of 23, |
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And yes I must react to claims that my - |
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Ass was put together in a factory in Dubai |
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