[00:03.61] | 小帅哥 来吃一颗 槟榔的滋味比我还火热 |
[00:12.25] | 呛 呛 呛 呛 台湾的土产叫做槟榔你有听过 |
[00:16.80] | 槟榔西施穿的很辣你有看过 |
[00:19.66] | 但你有没有买过一包品尝他的滋味不错 |
[00:22.43] | 口感又甘又甜清脆吃了嘴红 |
[00:24.53] | Yes! 就像那特技演员吞火的热焰涌上喉头 |
[00:28.16] | 有人说味道太呛太重吃了好难过 |
[00:30.46] | 吃了难过 拜托 你一定被加料 因为槟榔西施嫌你这只猪哥 |
[00:36.88] | What × 7 |
[00:38.63] | 因为满足好奇心所以我吃了一粒 |
[00:41.11] | Hot × 7 |
[00:43.30] | 火辣的滋味在我的唇间挥之不去 |
[00:45.91] | Boo × 7 |
[00:48.00] | 血盆大口反而没有美眉正眼看我 |
[00:50.89] | 真 是 搞 不懂 呛 呛 呛 呛 |
[00:55.53] | 来盒槟榔 令人血脉喷张的槟榔 西施穿著开高叉的裙子 |
[01:00.70] | 总是让我失去了理智 |
[01:02.74] | 目不转睛地盯着闪闪发光的摊子 我像是飞蛾扑火 |
[01:05.06] | 没办法控制要往哪里走 So每次都要假装路过 |
[01:09.64] | 虽然说 醉翁之意不在酒 但总要喝过一两口 |
[01:12.52] | 不然怎么知道在醉什么 |
[01:14.50] | 害羞的我 低着头 快步走 到前头说 给我一盒包叶仔 |
[01:17.95] | 啊那ㄟ系挤雷老阿婆 |
[01:19.26] | 阿婆强烈推荐我 工款系包叶 双子星卡厚 一次包两粒 |
[01:23.60] | 充满Energy |
[01:24.58] | 听了半信半疑 真的有那么神奇? |
[01:26.56] | 鼓起勇气 硬著头皮 胆颤心惊 地试了一粒 |
[01:28.81] | 好带劲 全身充满能量 大概可以飞到火星 再吃一粒 |
[01:32.25] | 我确定 槟榔有着致命引力 |
[01:34.52] | 为什么流泪 不是洋葱 而是红灰 吐的不是血 是男子汉的气魄 |
[01:38.24] | 我呸 满嘴红红怎么把妹 |
[01:40.62] | 槟榔这种容易上瘾的东西我想我还是要少吃一点 |
[03:27.92][03:08.55][01:45.34] | What × 7 |
[03:29.11][03:09.03][01:47.70] | 因为满足好奇心所以我吃了一粒 |
[03:31.62][03:11.58][01:50.42] | Hot × 7 |
[03:33.78][03:13.66][01:52.50] | 火辣的滋味在我的唇间挥之不去 |
[03:36.42][03:16.27][01:55.12] | Boo × 7 |
[03:38.56][03:18.43][01:57.39] | 血盆大口反而没有美眉正眼看我 |
[03:41.37][03:21.33][02:00.07] | 真 是 搞 不懂 呛 呛 呛 呛 |
[02:26.70] | 虽然槟榔成为台湾的口香糖 为什么我吃起来一点都不香 |
[02:31.32] | 太呛拉 有点头皮发麻 哇 这种口味我真的有点怕 |
[02:35.86] | 槟榔西施 一直在我梦里不停出现 但是那颗 小槟榔始终 |
[02:39.41] | 不在梦里面 |
[02:40.41] | 突然发现 我只要槟榔西施的美色 槟榔的滋味火热 |
[02:43.78] | 只消一颗 就惨了 |
[02:45.22] | 有人说好吃 吃到后来没有牙齿 等到口腔癌泛滥时 |
[02:48.67] | 才后悔 但已成事实 |
[02:49.84] | 太刺激的感觉 会让我少活好几年 槟榔送入嘴 减了几十岁 |
[02:54.39] | 虽然大家说槟榔在台湾有最广大的消费市场 |
[02:57.39] | 而且吃它的人会越来越多年龄层也逐渐下降 |
[02:59.77] | 但是我本人吃了之后并不会因此觉得特别的香 |
[03:02.27] | 我奉劝大家要有心理准备再来吃槟榔槟榔 |
[00:03.61] | xiao shuai ge lai chi yi ke bing lang de zi wei bi wo hai huo re |
[00:12.25] | qiang qiang qiang qiang tai wan de tu chan jiao zuo bing lang ni you ting guo |
[00:16.80] | bing lang xi shi chuan de hen la ni you kan guo |
[00:19.66] | dan ni you mei you mai guo yi bao pin chang ta de zi wei bu cuo |
[00:22.43] | kou gan you gan you tian qing cui chi le zui hong |
[00:24.53] | Yes! jiu xiang na te ji yan yuan tun huo de re yan yong shang hou tou |
[00:28.16] | you ren shuo wei dao tai qiang tai zhong chi le hao nan guo |
[00:30.46] | chi le nan guo bai tuo ni yi ding bei jia liao yin wei bing lang xi shi xian ni zhe zhi zhu ge |
[00:36.88] | What 7 |
[00:38.63] | yin wei man zu hao qi xin suo yi wo chi le yi li |
[00:41.11] | Hot 7 |
[00:43.30] | huo la de zi wei zai wo de chun jian hui zhi bu qu |
[00:45.91] | Boo 7 |
[00:48.00] | xue pen da kou fan er mei you mei mei zheng yan kan wo |
[00:50.89] | zhen shi gao bu dong qiang qiang qiang qiang |
[00:55.53] | lai he bing lang ling ren xue mai pen zhang de bing lang xi shi chuan zhe kai gao cha de qun zi |
[01:00.70] | zong shi rang wo shi qu le li zhi |
[01:02.74] | mu bu zhuan jing di ding zhe shan shan fa guang de tan zi wo xiang shi fei e pu huo |
[01:05.06] | mei ban fa kong zhi yao wang na li zou So mei ci dou yao jia zhuang lu guo |
[01:09.64] | sui ran shuo zui weng zhi yi bu zai jiu dan zong yao he guo yi liang kou |
[01:12.52] | bu ran zen me zhi dao zai zui shen me |
[01:14.50] | hai xiu de wo di zhe tou kuai bu zou dao qian tou shuo gei wo yi he bao ye zi |
[01:17.95] | a na xi ji lei lao a po |
[01:19.26] | a po qiang lie tui jian wo gong kuan xi bao ye shuang zi xing ka hou yi ci bao liang li |
[01:23.60] | chong man Energy |
[01:24.58] | ting le ban xin ban yi zhen de you na me shen qi? |
[01:26.56] | gu qi yong qi ying zhe tou pi dan chan xin jing di shi le yi li |
[01:28.81] | hao dai jin quan shen chong man neng liang da gai ke yi fei dao huo xing zai chi yi li |
[01:32.25] | wo que ding bing lang you zhe zhi ming yin li |
[01:34.52] | wei shi me liu lei bu shi yang cong er shi hong hui tu de bu shi xue shi nan zi han de qi po |
[01:38.24] | wo pei man zui hong hong zen me ba mei |
[01:40.62] | bing lang zhe zhong rong yi shang yin de dong xi wo xiang wo hai shi yao shao chi yi dian |
[03:27.92][03:08.55][01:45.34] | What 7 |
[03:29.11][03:09.03][01:47.70] | yin wei man zu hao qi xin suo yi wo chi le yi li |
[03:31.62][03:11.58][01:50.42] | Hot 7 |
[03:33.78][03:13.66][01:52.50] | huo la de zi wei zai wo de chun jian hui zhi bu qu |
[03:36.42][03:16.27][01:55.12] | Boo 7 |
[03:38.56][03:18.43][01:57.39] | xue pen da kou fan er mei you mei mei zheng yan kan wo |
[03:41.37][03:21.33][02:00.07] | zhen shi gao bu dong qiang qiang qiang qiang |
[02:26.70] | sui ran bing lang cheng wei tai wan de kou xiang tang wei shi me wo chi qi lai yi dian dou bu xiang |
[02:31.32] | tai qiang la you dian tou pi fa ma wa zhe zhong kou wei wo zhen de you dian pa |
[02:35.86] | bing lang xi shi yi zhi zai wo meng li bu ting chu xian dan shi na ke xiao bing lang shi zhong |
[02:39.41] | bu zai meng li mian |
[02:40.41] | tu ran fa xian wo zhi yao bing lang xi shi de mei se bing lang de zi wei huo re |
[02:43.78] | zhi xiao yi ke jiu can le |
[02:45.22] | you ren shuo hao chi chi dao hou lai mei you ya chi deng dao kou qiang ai fan lan shi |
[02:48.67] | cai hou hui dan yi cheng shi shi |
[02:49.84] | tai ci ji de gan jue hui rang wo shao huo hao ji nian bing lang song ru zui jian le ji shi sui |
[02:54.39] | sui ran da jia shuo bing lang zai tai wan you zui guang da de xiao fei shi chang |
[02:57.39] | er qie chi ta de ren hui yue lai yue duo nian ling ceng ye zhu jian xia jiang |
[02:59.77] | dan shi wo ben ren chi le zhi hou bing bu hui yin ci jue de te bie de xiang |
[03:02.27] | wo feng quan da jia yao you xin li zhun bei zai lai chi bing lang bing lang |
[00:03.61] | xiǎo shuài gē lái chī yī kē bīng láng de zī wèi bǐ wǒ hái huǒ rè |
[00:12.25] | qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng tái wān de tǔ chǎn jiào zuò bīng láng nǐ yǒu tīng guò |
[00:16.80] | bīng lang xī shī chuān de hěn là nǐ yǒu kàn guò |
[00:19.66] | dàn nǐ yǒu méi yǒu mǎi guò yī bāo pǐn cháng tā de zī wèi bù cuò |
[00:22.43] | kǒu gǎn yòu gān yòu tián qīng cuì chī le zuǐ hóng |
[00:24.53] | Yes! jiù xiàng nà tè jì yǎn yuán tūn huǒ de rè yàn yǒng shàng hóu tóu |
[00:28.16] | yǒu rén shuō wèi dào tài qiāng tài zhòng chī le hǎo nán guò |
[00:30.46] | chī le nán guò bài tuō nǐ yí dìng bèi jiā liào yīn wèi bīng lang xī shī xián nǐ zhè zhǐ zhū gē |
[00:36.88] | What 7 |
[00:38.63] | yīn wèi mǎn zú hào qí xīn suǒ yǐ wǒ chī le yī lì |
[00:41.11] | Hot 7 |
[00:43.30] | huǒ là de zī wèi zài wǒ de chún jiān huī zhī bù qù |
[00:45.91] | Boo 7 |
[00:48.00] | xuè pén dà kǒu fǎn ér méi yǒu měi méi zhèng yǎn kàn wǒ |
[00:50.89] | zhēn shì gǎo bù dǒng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng |
[00:55.53] | lái hé bīng láng lìng rén xuè mài pēn zhāng de bīng láng xī shī chuān zhe kāi gāo chā de qún zi |
[01:00.70] | zǒng shì ràng wǒ shī qù le lǐ zhì |
[01:02.74] | mù bù zhuǎn jīng dì dīng zhe shǎn shǎn fā guāng de tān zi wǒ xiàng shì fēi é pū huǒ |
[01:05.06] | méi bàn fǎ kòng zhì yào wǎng nǎ lǐ zǒu So měi cì dōu yào jiǎ zhuāng lù guò |
[01:09.64] | suī rán shuō zuì wēng zhī yì bù zài jiǔ dàn zǒng yào hē guò yī liǎng kǒu |
[01:12.52] | bù rán zěn me zhī dào zài zuì shén me |
[01:14.50] | hài xiū de wǒ dī zhe tóu kuài bù zǒu dào qián tou shuō gěi wǒ yī hé bāo yè zǐ |
[01:17.95] | a nà xì jǐ léi lǎo ā pó |
[01:19.26] | ā pó qiáng liè tuī jiàn wǒ gōng kuǎn xì bāo yè shuāng zǐ xīng kǎ hòu yī cì bāo liǎng lì |
[01:23.60] | chōng mǎn Energy |
[01:24.58] | tīng le bàn xìn bàn yí zhēn de yǒu nà me shén qí? |
[01:26.56] | gǔ qǐ yǒng qì yìng zhe tóu pí dǎn chàn xīn jīng dì shì le yī lì |
[01:28.81] | hǎo dài jìn quán shēn chōng mǎn néng liàng dà gài kě yǐ fēi dào huǒ xīng zài chī yī lì |
[01:32.25] | wǒ què dìng bīng láng yǒu zhe zhì mìng yǐn lì |
[01:34.52] | wèi shí me liú lèi bú shì yáng cōng ér shì hóng huī tǔ de bú shì xuè shì nán zǐ hàn de qì pò |
[01:38.24] | wǒ pēi mǎn zuǐ hóng hóng zěn me bǎ mèi |
[01:40.62] | bīng láng zhè zhǒng róng yì shàng yǐn de dōng xī wǒ xiǎng wǒ hái shì yào shǎo chī yì diǎn |
[03:27.92][03:08.55][01:45.34] | What 7 |
[03:29.11][03:09.03][01:47.70] | yīn wèi mǎn zú hào qí xīn suǒ yǐ wǒ chī le yī lì |
[03:31.62][03:11.58][01:50.42] | Hot 7 |
[03:33.78][03:13.66][01:52.50] | huǒ là de zī wèi zài wǒ de chún jiān huī zhī bù qù |
[03:36.42][03:16.27][01:55.12] | Boo 7 |
[03:38.56][03:18.43][01:57.39] | xuè pén dà kǒu fǎn ér méi yǒu měi méi zhèng yǎn kàn wǒ |
[03:41.37][03:21.33][02:00.07] | zhēn shì gǎo bù dǒng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng |
[02:26.70] | suī rán bīng láng chéng wéi tái wān de kǒu xiāng táng wèi shí me wǒ chī qǐ lái yì diǎn dōu bù xiāng |
[02:31.32] | tài qiāng lā yǒu diǎn tóu pí fā má wa zhè zhǒng kǒu wèi wǒ zhēn de yǒu diǎn pà |
[02:35.86] | bīng lang xī shī yī zhí zài wǒ mèng lǐ bù tíng chū xiàn dàn shì nà kē xiǎo bīng láng shǐ zhōng |
[02:39.41] | bù zài mèng lǐ miàn |
[02:40.41] | tū rán fā xiàn wǒ zhǐ yào bīng lang xī shī de měi sè bīng láng de zī wèi huǒ rè |
[02:43.78] | zhǐ xiāo yī kē jiù cǎn le |
[02:45.22] | yǒu rén shuō hǎo chī chī dào hòu lái méi yǒu yá chǐ děng dào kǒu qiāng ái fàn làn shí |
[02:48.67] | cái hòu huǐ dàn yǐ chéng shì shí |
[02:49.84] | tài cì jī de gǎn jué huì ràng wǒ shǎo huó hǎo jǐ nián bīng láng sòng rù zuǐ jiǎn le jǐ shí suì |
[02:54.39] | suī rán dà jiā shuō bīng láng zài tái wān yǒu zuì guǎng dà de xiāo fèi shì chǎng |
[02:57.39] | ér qiě chī tā de rén huì yuè lái yuè duō nián líng céng yě zhú jiàn xià jiàng |
[02:59.77] | dàn shì wǒ běn rén chī le zhī hòu bìng bú huì yīn cǐ jué de tè bié de xiāng |
[03:02.27] | wǒ fèng quàn dà jiā yào yǒu xīn lǐ zhǔn bèi zài lái chī bīng láng bīng láng |