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This' a little diddy |
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That I never wrote |
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I farted in the toilet |
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Note by note |
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Don't worry |
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Shit happens |
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Eh, I don't know |
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How about this... |
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When I was a little kiddy |
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My mommy she would tell me |
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Even the world's best laid plans |
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End up in the garbage can |
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We got a saying around our house |
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Your shit's in a knot |
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Your head should be in a noose |
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High blood pressure |
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And an early death |
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Is all it'll get you so |
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You might as well accept that |
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Shit...happens |
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Shit...happens |
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It happens, it happens |
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Shit...happens |
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Don't worry |
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'Cause shit will always happen |
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So ya had a little party |
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While your parents were away |
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Guess you figured |
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Everything would be okay |
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35 skinheads and a rugby team |
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Drank your dad's liquor cabinet clean |
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Best friend's brother was a biker |
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So you hired his gang |
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For the bouncers |
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Started wrecking your place |
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So you called the cops |
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The cops get in your face |
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And destroy your house you see |
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Shit...happens |
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Shit...happens |
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It happens, it happens |
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Shit...happens |
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Don't worry |
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'Cause shit will always happen |
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-Solo- |
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I'm not saying it'll |
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Always be like this |
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There's something to think about |
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While I take a piss |
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I whip out my dick and |
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I point it at the hole |
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I then relax and |
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Let the pressure flow |
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An extra stream |
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Will start to squirt |
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Right up in the air |
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And on my shirt |
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But I won't be mad |
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Nor get uptight |
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'Cause it happens like this |
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Every fuckin night |
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Shit...happens |
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Shit...happens |
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It happens, it happens |
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Shit...happens |
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Don't worry |
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'Cause shit will always happen |