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Got a few things I'd like to tell you |
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Just some things I think might help you |
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Just some things that work for me |
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I guess you could call it my philosophy |
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I sit around here in the armchair of life |
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Feel sorry for me just look at my wife |
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She's got a bruise under her eye |
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She was talking on the phone when my drink went dry |
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After this beer |
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I'll turn the tv on |
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After this beer |
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I'll take the garbage out |
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After this beer |
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I'll cure the common cold |
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After this beer |
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I think I'll have another |
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There is no point in getting involved |
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Because your problems have already been solved |
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Society will take care of you |
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Why sit with your brain in a bottle of brew |
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After a while they won't make you go to work |
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Because you drink all the time and you act like a jerk |
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Hold it a second now I need another beer |
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Get me another honey come on now be a dear |
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After this beer |
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I'll show you who's the boss |
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After this beer |
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You'll regret your insolence |
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After this beer |
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I worked all fucking day |
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After this beer |
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And now you're gonna pay |
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When I say get me a beer |
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I mean get me a fucking beer |
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I really showed that stupid bitch |
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I guess I got the 7 year itch |
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It's the second one??? |
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???late for dinner one day |
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When I don't get my way I see red |
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With thoughts of murder running through my head |
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Then I ask myself a question |
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Will all this booze ever make me insane? |
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After this beer |
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I know I'll never change |
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After this beer |
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I guess I was born this way |
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After this beer |
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I think I'm quite together |
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After this beer |
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I better have another |
