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Gather round and listen up my children |
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This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear |
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It's about a place called |
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Neverland |
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Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over |
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The man who lives there is creepy and weird |
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He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard |
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By the day he's full of fun and games |
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But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets |
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All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry |
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When the big hand meets the little hand |
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I know you're bad but this guys worse |
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When the big hand meets the little hand |
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Now you might think that your parents are cruel |
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Sending you off to get molested is not very cool |
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But you should have thought about that when you were being bad |
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Now it's off to |
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Michael Jackson's you should have listened to your dad |
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But if you're lucky and quick to act |
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You just might escape with your virginity intact |
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Right before bed you've gotta ask to you the phone |
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Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home |
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But instead of your parents dial 9111 |
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And when the operator answers, this is what you tell them "Help me I'm at Michael Jackson's house and he's stuck his glove up my shorts" |
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All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright |
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When the big hand meets the little hand |
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Cause Michael |
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Jackson's gonna get you tonight |
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When the big hand meets the little hand |
