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She can have the kitchen, |
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She can have the bathroom, |
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I'll even let her have the den |
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Cuz everything |
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I need, even a bit of weed, |
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Is safe inside my kingdom |
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My wife is usually nagging, and if she ain't she's slagging something that is dear to me |
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So I have a place where |
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I can get some space, |
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I don't even have to leave to take a leak |
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Welcome to my kingdom on |
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Earth Please don't come in, the king is giving birth |
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Don't stand out there in the hallway quietly listing |
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To see if you can catch me masturbating |
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I got a stack of dirty books |
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So I can have a look |
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And see if something comes up |
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Cuz when I'm in my chamber |
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I don't think about behaviour |
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Cuz there's no one there to witness it |
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And you know the king has strange tastes |
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And there's no limit to the places |
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He will go when he is wasted |
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Just look at it like this |
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I don't leave right after |
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I piss I just stay a while and unload some stress |
