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Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin |
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Readin bout the war in Lebanon |
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A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome |
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But I got a bigger problem and its closer to home |
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[Chorus:] |
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Oh fuck my shit stinks |
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Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks |
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Argh fuck billy my shit stinks |
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Maybe there's something wrong with my diet |
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I had a case of beer and couple of tacos |
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You know I feel like Johnny Cash |
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Going down in that ring of burning fire |
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Well all my friends like heavy metal |
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But I've always been partial to polkas |
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While they're all playin their air guitars |
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I'm fartin along with the booming tubas |