Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (1988 Extended Remix) 歌词
| 歌曲 | Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (1988 Extended Remix) |
| 歌手 | Will Smith |
| 专辑 | Greatest Hits |
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| [00:18.82] | Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble |
| [00:20.95] | But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble |
| [00:23.70] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [00:25.82] | Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away |
| [00:28.45] | Just last week when I was walking down the street |
| [00:30.89] | I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet |
| [00:33.26] | I walked up to her I said hello |
| [00:35.38] | She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know |
| [00:38.14] | But by the way sweetheart what's your name |
| [00:40.44] | She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine |
| [00:43.01] | I said my name is the Prince and she said why |
| [00:45.32] | I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy |
| [00:47.94] | But enough about me yo let's talk about you“ |
| [00:50.14] | And all the wonderful things that you and I can do“ |
| [00:53.32] | I popped some cash and in a little bit of time |
| [00:55.76] | I showed some cash and the girl was mine |
| [00:57.88] | I took her over town I wined her and dined her |
| [01:00.26] | She ask me did I like her I said well kinda |
| [01:02.38] | All of a sudden she jumped out her seat |
| [01:05.01] | Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street |
| [01:07.51] | She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging |
| [01:10.51] | So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin |
| [01:12.94] | She got mad looked me dead in my face |
| [01:14.88] | Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape |
| [01:18.01] | I got scared when she started to yell |
| [01:19.69] | So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell |
| [01:22.26] | I was duckin through alleys right and left |
| [01:24.45] | But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death |
| [01:27.32] | I was arrested charged with aggravated assault |
| [01:30.01] | (yo Clancy we got him) |
| [01:31.26] | But it wasn't my fault |
| [01:32.51] | Well, nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble |
| [01:34.57] | But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble |
| [01:37.26] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [01:39.32] | Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away |
| [01:52.05] | I was in a bar one Friday night |
| [01:54.04] | Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight |
| [01:56.54] | I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla |
| [01:59.17] | When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila |
| [02:02.10] | I responded by saying hello |
| [02:03.98] | She paid for my drink and then said let's go |
| [02:06.54] | 20 minutes later things were starting to cook20 |
| [02:08.79] | As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots |
| [02:11.61] | The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses |
| [02:14.36] | She started winking and making little passes at me |
| [02:16.78] | She pat me close that's when she got bold |
| [02:18.86] | She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold |
| [02:21.16] | We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing |
| [02:23.66] | Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring |
| [02:26.36] | I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek |
| [02:28.54] | And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets |
| [02:31.10] | I felt that it was time for me to make my move |
| [02:33.48] | I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove |
| [02:35.98] | I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue |
| [02:38.36] | A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you |
| [02:40.86] | Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin |
| [02:43.36] | And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb |
| [02:45.86] | I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go |
| [02:48.29] | I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window |
| [02:50.48] | Just my luck we were in a snow storm |
| [02:52.98] | And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm |
| [02:55.54] | And to top the night off I had to break in my place |
| [02:58.23] | Because my keys were in my pants back on Sheila's book case |
| [03:00.60] | I was done sneezing and coughing |
| [03:03.52] | I hope this doesn't happen too often |
| [03:05.41] | But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble |
| [03:07.91] | But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble |
| [03:10.64] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [03:12.65] | Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away |
| [03:26.08] | Yo man you think they see your point |
| [03:28.20] | I don't know I don't think they really do |
| [03:30.02] | |
| [03:30.58] | I think you should give 'em another example |
| [03:32.46] | Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here |
| [03:34.45] | |
| [03:34.96] | I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year1987 |
| [03:37.77] | It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear |
| [03:39.77] | I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert“ |
| [03:43.62] | |
| [03:44.24] | (I'm wit it) |
| [03:45.12] | It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready“ |
| [03:47.31] | (yeah) |
| [03:47.81] | Aight fine see you then Betty |
| [03:49.74] | I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth |
| [03:52.64] | Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif |
| [03:54.45] | Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet |
| [03:56.89] | Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet |
| [03:59.45] | I sat there for at least an hour |
| [04:01.89] | It was ten after nine before she got in the shower |
| [04:04.58] | 9:35 she comes downstairs |
| [04:06.73] | And said I need a little longer to finish my hair |
| [04:09.48] | At ten o'clock we had then missed the show |
| [04:11.92] | She comes downstairs and says let's go |
| [04:14.85] | Go where go to sleep I'm gone“ |
| [04:16.66] | I was steamin like a demon as I drove home |
| [04:18.60] | But it just goes to show |
| [04:20.36] | Not trying to bust your bubble |
| [04:21.60] | But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble |
| [04:24.54] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [04:26.66] | Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes |
| [04:29.23] | Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away |
| [04:34.80] | Man first your parents just don't understand |
| [04:36.98] | Then you having these crazy nightmares |
| [04:39.11] | Why me why me |
| [04:40.92] | What's next |
| [04:41.73] | Now these girls man you know how it is |
| [04:45.36] | Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em |
| [00:18.82] | Listen homeboys don' t mean to bust your bubble |
| [00:20.95] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [00:23.70] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [00:25.82] | Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away |
| [00:28.45] | Just last week when I was walking down the street |
| [00:30.89] | I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet |
| [00:33.26] | I walked up to her I said hello |
| [00:35.38] | She said you' re kind of cute I said yes I know |
| [00:38.14] | But by the way sweetheart what' s your name |
| [00:40.44] | She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine |
| [00:43.01] | I said my name is the Prince and she said why |
| [00:45.32] | I said well I don' t know I' m just a hell of a guy |
| [00:47.94] | But enough about me yo let' s talk about you" |
| [00:50.14] | And all the wonderful things that you and I can do" |
| [00:53.32] | I popped some cash and in a little bit of time |
| [00:55.76] | I showed some cash and the girl was mine |
| [00:57.88] | I took her over town I wined her and dined her |
| [01:00.26] | She ask me did I like her I said well kinda |
| [01:02.38] | All of a sudden she jumped out her seat |
| [01:05.01] | Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street |
| [01:07.51] | She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging |
| [01:10.51] | So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin |
| [01:12.94] | She got mad looked me dead in my face |
| [01:14.88] | Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape |
| [01:18.01] | I got scared when she started to yell |
| [01:19.69] | So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell |
| [01:22.26] | I was duckin through alleys right and left |
| [01:24.45] | But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death |
| [01:27.32] | I was arrested charged with aggravated assault |
| [01:30.01] | yo Clancy we got him |
| [01:31.26] | But it wasn' t my fault |
| [01:32.51] | Well, nevertheless don' t mean to bust your bubble |
| [01:34.57] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [01:37.26] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [01:39.32] | Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away |
| [01:52.05] | I was in a bar one Friday night |
| [01:54.04] | Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight |
| [01:56.54] | I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla |
| [01:59.17] | When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila |
| [02:02.10] | I responded by saying hello |
| [02:03.98] | She paid for my drink and then said let' s go |
| [02:06.54] | 20 minutes later things were starting to cook20 |
| [02:08.79] | As we pulled up into her house I said I' m with you toots |
| [02:11.61] | The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses |
| [02:14.36] | She started winking and making little passes at me |
| [02:16.78] | She pat me close that' s when she got bold |
| [02:18.86] | She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold |
| [02:21.16] | We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing |
| [02:23.66] | Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring |
| [02:26.36] | I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek |
| [02:28.54] | And that' s when I observed those satin bed sheets |
| [02:31.10] | I felt that it was time for me to make my move |
| [02:33.48] | I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove |
| [02:35.98] | I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue |
| [02:38.36] | A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you |
| [02:40.86] | Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin |
| [02:43.36] | And said boy I' m a tear your butt limb from limb |
| [02:45.86] | I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go |
| [02:48.29] | I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window |
| [02:50.48] | Just my luck we were in a snow storm |
| [02:52.98] | And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm |
| [02:55.54] | And to top the night off I had to break in my place |
| [02:58.23] | Because my keys were in my pants back on Sheila' s book case |
| [03:00.60] | I was done sneezing and coughing |
| [03:03.52] | I hope this doesn' t happen too often |
| [03:05.41] | But nevertheless don' t mean to bust your bubble |
| [03:07.91] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [03:10.64] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [03:12.65] | Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away |
| [03:26.08] | Yo man you think they see your point |
| [03:28.20] | I don' t know I don' t think they really do |
| [03:30.02] | |
| [03:30.58] | I think you should give ' em another example |
| [03:32.46] | Awright give me a scratch let' s make it funky right here |
| [03:34.45] | |
| [03:34.96] | I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year1987 |
| [03:37.77] | It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear |
| [03:39.77] | I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert" |
| [03:43.62] | |
| [03:44.24] | I' m wit it |
| [03:45.12] | It' s six o' clock now at eight will you be ready" |
| [03:47.31] | yeah |
| [03:47.81] | Aight fine see you then Betty |
| [03:49.74] | I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth |
| [03:52.64] | Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif |
| [03:54.45] | Got to Betty' s at eight I was ready to jet |
| [03:56.89] | Until Betty' s mon said Betty' s not ready yet |
| [03:59.45] | I sat there for at least an hour |
| [04:01.89] | It was ten after nine before she got in the shower |
| [04:04.58] | 9: 35 she comes downstairs |
| [04:06.73] | And said I need a little longer to finish my hair |
| [04:09.48] | At ten o' clock we had then missed the show |
| [04:11.92] | She comes downstairs and says let' s go |
| [04:14.85] | Go where go to sleep I' m gone" |
| [04:16.66] | I was steamin like a demon as I drove home |
| [04:18.60] | But it just goes to show |
| [04:20.36] | Not trying to bust your bubble |
| [04:21.60] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [04:24.54] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [04:26.66] | Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes |
| [04:29.23] | Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away |
| [04:34.80] | Man first your parents just don' t understand |
| [04:36.98] | Then you having these crazy nightmares |
| [04:39.11] | Why me why me |
| [04:40.92] | What' s next |
| [04:41.73] | Now these girls man you know how it is |
| [04:45.36] | Can' t live wit ' em can' t live wit' out ' em |
| [00:18.82] | Listen homeboys don' t mean to bust your bubble |
| [00:20.95] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [00:23.70] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [00:25.82] | Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away |
| [00:28.45] | Just last week when I was walking down the street |
| [00:30.89] | I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet |
| [00:33.26] | I walked up to her I said hello |
| [00:35.38] | She said you' re kind of cute I said yes I know |
| [00:38.14] | But by the way sweetheart what' s your name |
| [00:40.44] | She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine |
| [00:43.01] | I said my name is the Prince and she said why |
| [00:45.32] | I said well I don' t know I' m just a hell of a guy |
| [00:47.94] | But enough about me yo let' s talk about you" |
| [00:50.14] | And all the wonderful things that you and I can do" |
| [00:53.32] | I popped some cash and in a little bit of time |
| [00:55.76] | I showed some cash and the girl was mine |
| [00:57.88] | I took her over town I wined her and dined her |
| [01:00.26] | She ask me did I like her I said well kinda |
| [01:02.38] | All of a sudden she jumped out her seat |
| [01:05.01] | Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street |
| [01:07.51] | She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging |
| [01:10.51] | So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin |
| [01:12.94] | She got mad looked me dead in my face |
| [01:14.88] | Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape |
| [01:18.01] | I got scared when she started to yell |
| [01:19.69] | So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell |
| [01:22.26] | I was duckin through alleys right and left |
| [01:24.45] | But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death |
| [01:27.32] | I was arrested charged with aggravated assault |
| [01:30.01] | yo Clancy we got him |
| [01:31.26] | But it wasn' t my fault |
| [01:32.51] | Well, nevertheless don' t mean to bust your bubble |
| [01:34.57] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [01:37.26] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [01:39.32] | Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away |
| [01:52.05] | I was in a bar one Friday night |
| [01:54.04] | Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight |
| [01:56.54] | I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla |
| [01:59.17] | When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila |
| [02:02.10] | I responded by saying hello |
| [02:03.98] | She paid for my drink and then said let' s go |
| [02:06.54] | 20 minutes later things were starting to cook20 |
| [02:08.79] | As we pulled up into her house I said I' m with you toots |
| [02:11.61] | The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses |
| [02:14.36] | She started winking and making little passes at me |
| [02:16.78] | She pat me close that' s when she got bold |
| [02:18.86] | She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold |
| [02:21.16] | We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing |
| [02:23.66] | Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring |
| [02:26.36] | I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek |
| [02:28.54] | And that' s when I observed those satin bed sheets |
| [02:31.10] | I felt that it was time for me to make my move |
| [02:33.48] | I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove |
| [02:35.98] | I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue |
| [02:38.36] | A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you |
| [02:40.86] | Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin |
| [02:43.36] | And said boy I' m a tear your butt limb from limb |
| [02:45.86] | I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go |
| [02:48.29] | I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window |
| [02:50.48] | Just my luck we were in a snow storm |
| [02:52.98] | And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm |
| [02:55.54] | And to top the night off I had to break in my place |
| [02:58.23] | Because my keys were in my pants back on Sheila' s book case |
| [03:00.60] | I was done sneezing and coughing |
| [03:03.52] | I hope this doesn' t happen too often |
| [03:05.41] | But nevertheless don' t mean to bust your bubble |
| [03:07.91] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [03:10.64] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [03:12.65] | Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away |
| [03:26.08] | Yo man you think they see your point |
| [03:28.20] | I don' t know I don' t think they really do |
| [03:30.02] | |
| [03:30.58] | I think you should give ' em another example |
| [03:32.46] | Awright give me a scratch let' s make it funky right here |
| [03:34.45] | |
| [03:34.96] | I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year1987 |
| [03:37.77] | It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear |
| [03:39.77] | I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert" |
| [03:43.62] | |
| [03:44.24] | I' m wit it |
| [03:45.12] | It' s six o' clock now at eight will you be ready" |
| [03:47.31] | yeah |
| [03:47.81] | Aight fine see you then Betty |
| [03:49.74] | I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth |
| [03:52.64] | Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif |
| [03:54.45] | Got to Betty' s at eight I was ready to jet |
| [03:56.89] | Until Betty' s mon said Betty' s not ready yet |
| [03:59.45] | I sat there for at least an hour |
| [04:01.89] | It was ten after nine before she got in the shower |
| [04:04.58] | 9: 35 she comes downstairs |
| [04:06.73] | And said I need a little longer to finish my hair |
| [04:09.48] | At ten o' clock we had then missed the show |
| [04:11.92] | She comes downstairs and says let' s go |
| [04:14.85] | Go where go to sleep I' m gone" |
| [04:16.66] | I was steamin like a demon as I drove home |
| [04:18.60] | But it just goes to show |
| [04:20.36] | Not trying to bust your bubble |
| [04:21.60] | But girls of the world ain' t nothing but trouble |
| [04:24.54] | So next time a girl gives you the play |
| [04:26.66] | Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes |
| [04:29.23] | Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away |
| [04:34.80] | Man first your parents just don' t understand |
| [04:36.98] | Then you having these crazy nightmares |
| [04:39.11] | Why me why me |
| [04:40.92] | What' s next |
| [04:41.73] | Now these girls man you know how it is |
| [04:45.36] | Can' t live wit ' em can' t live wit' out ' em |
| [00:18.82] | 听着，爷们，不想扫你兴 |
| [00:20.95] | 但全世界的女生，除了麻烦就是麻烦 |
| [00:23.70] | 所以下次有的女生约你 |
| [00:25.82] | 记住我的劝导，然后避而远之 |
| [00:28.45] | 上周，我那时在街上散步 |
| [00:30.89] | 我刚好观察到了我很想见面的可爱女生 |
| [00:33.26] | 我走到她面前，说声“哈喽” |
| [00:35.38] | 她说：“你好萌啊” 我说：“过奖了，我知道” |
| [00:38.14] | “对了，美女，你贵姓啊？” |
| [00:40.44] | 她说：“我朋友喜欢叫我舞娘依兰” |
| [00:43.01] | 我说：“我叫茶煲王子”，她问我：“为啥取这名字？” |
| [00:45.32] | 我就说：“呃，我哪知道，我自己本来就帅嘛” |
| [00:47.94] | 但我的谈够了，该说说你了” |
| [00:50.14] | 还有你我可以一起做的美好事物” |
| [00:53.32] | 我花了点钱，还花了点时间 |
| [00:55.76] | 我秀钱给她看，之后那女孩归我了 |
| [00:57.88] | 我带她出城，给她点了烛光晚餐 |
| [01:00.26] | 她问我：“我喜欢她吗？” 我说：“呃，算是吧” |
| [01:02.38] | 一突然，她激动地暴跳 |
| [01:05.01] | 死死拐住我的手，把我拉到街头 |
| [01:07.51] | 她开始抓我全身，又亲又抱的 |
| [01:10.51] | 因此我推她一边，说道：“你最好别乱来” |
| [01:12.94] | 她发飙了，死死地看着我 |
| [01:14.88] | 她把手举起来，大喊：“强奸啊” |
| [01:18.01] | 当她开始大喊时，我怕得要死 |
| [01:19.69] | 所以我把我自己的钱包给她，之后拼命逃命啊 |
| [01:22.26] | 我向右巷躲，又向左巷躲 |
| [01:24.45] | 但警察出现时，他们差点用棍子把我打死了 |
| [01:27.32] | 我惨遭被捕，涉嫌严重伤害罪 |
| [01:30.01] | (哟，克兰西，我们逮到他了） |
| [01:31.26] | 但干嘛是我错 |
| [01:32.51] | 尽管如此，我真不想扫你兴 |
| [01:34.57] | 但全世界的女生，除了麻烦就是麻烦 |
| [01:37.26] | 所以下次有的女生约你 |
| [01:39.32] | 记住我的劝导，然后避而远之 |
| [01:52.05] | 一周五晚上，我还在酒吧 |
| [01:54.04] | 悠闲地看拳王Mike Tyson的拳击比赛 |
| [01:56.54] | 我真是悠闲自在，喝着我的龙舌兰酒 |
| [01:59.17] | 当这女的向我走来，说：“嗨，我叫Sheila” |
| [02:02.10] | 我也回她招呼 |
| [02:03.98] | 她请客付了我的饮料钱，之后说：“一起走吧” |
| [02:06.54] | 分钟后，事情开始有好转 |
| [02:08.79] | 当我们停车到她家时，我说：“我跟定你了，妹子” |
| [02:11.61] | 音乐放的是抒情歌曲，杯子里倒着美酒 |
| [02:14.36] | 她开始对我进行眼神交流 |
| [02:16.78] | 她拍我的肩紧紧贴着她，她也太无畏了吧 |
| [02:18.86] | 她开始摸摸我的背，我说：“哎呀，你手好凉啊” |
| [02:21.16] | 我们去她卧室，想起了一件事 |
| [02:23.66] | 就是把电话全都断线，防止那烦人的来电 |
| [02:26.36] | 我慢慢抚摸她全身，亲吻她下巴 |
| [02:28.54] | 那时候我才发现那些绸缎床单 |
| [02:31.10] | 我感觉这是最好时机去缠绵 |
| [02:33.48] | 我想我最后快点，否则冷门就不好了 |
| [02:35.98] | 我慢慢躺下去亲他，之后一大突然 |
| [02:38.36] | 门大力地扇，声音说道：“宝贝，你哪去了？” |
| [02:40.86] | 结果是她男友现身，他对我像死神般邪笑 |
| [02:43.36] | 还恐吓我：“臭小子，我要把你屁股撕得肢解粉碎” |
| [02:45.86] | 我都吓尿了，我还能往哪跑 |
| [02:48.29] | 只好大叫：“阿弥陀佛” 然后跳出窗外 |
| [02:50.48] | 真是雪上加霜啊，碰巧出现暴风雪 |
| [02:52.98] | 唯一能给我取暖的只有我的内裤了 |
| [02:55.54] | 到了夜晚，我必须闯进刚刚那地方 |
| [02:58.23] | 因为我的家门钥匙就在我裤子里面，裤子却放在Sheila的书架后面 |
| [03:00.60] | 我又惨遭打喷嚏，又咳嗽，啊啊啊啾 |
| [03:03.52] | 我希望不要再时常发生了 |
| [03:05.41] | 尽但管如此，我真不想扫你兴 |
| [03:07.91] | 但全世界的女生，除了麻烦就是麻烦 |
| [03:10.64] | 所以下次有的女生约你 |
| [03:12.65] | 记住我的劝导，然后避而远之 |
| [03:26.08] | 喂，兄弟，你觉得他们搞懂你意思吗？ |
| [03:28.20] | 不知道哦，我不觉得他们懂 |
| [03:30.02] | |
| [03:30.58] | 我想你应该给他们另一个例子 |
| [03:32.46] | 好的，给我点DJ，开始Funky起来吧 |
| [03:34.45] | |
| [03:34.96] | 年5月，我收到手机来电 |
| [03:37.77] | 发现是我女友Betty，我说：“喂，亲爱的” |
| [03:39.77] | 我正打算打电话给你，我刚好买到了Run-DMC演唱会门票” |
| [03:43.62] | |
| [03:44.24] | （“我要去”） |
| [03:45.12] | 现在6点了，你能8点钟准备好吗？” |
| [03:47.31] | （“能啊） |
| [03:47.81] | ”好的，那拜拜，Betty" |
| [03:49.74] | 我梳了头，刷了牙 |
| [03:52.64] | 穿上我酷炫的Le Coq Sportif名牌运动服 |
| [03:54.45] | 刚好8点钟到Betty家，我准备好出发了 |
| [03:56.89] | 直到Betty她妈说：“Betty还没准备好呢” |
| [03:59.45] | 我坐在那已经至少一个钟了 |
| [04:01.89] | 在她洗澡之前，已经9:10了 |
| [04:04.58] | 到了9:35，她下楼 |
| [04:06.73] | 还说：“我还要搞久一点才能烫好头发” |
| [04:09.48] | 已经10点了，演唱会打水漂了 |
| [04:11.92] | 她既然下楼说：“我们走”？ |
| [04:14.85] | 去哪？还不快去睡觉，我走人了” |
| [04:16.66] | 我开车回家时，脾气像恶魔一样气得没法消 |
| [04:18.60] | 但事实已经确凿了 |
| [04:20.36] | 不想扫你的兴 |
| [04:21.60] | 但全世界的女生，除了麻烦就是麻烦 |
| [04:24.54] | 所以下次有的女生约你 |
| [04:26.66] | 记住我的劝导，记住我的劝导 |
| [04:29.23] | 留意听取我的劝导，避而远之吧 |
| [04:34.80] | 天啊，先是你家长弄不懂 |
| [04:36.98] | 之后又梦到猛鬼街的Freddie Kreuger恶梦 |
| [04:39.11] | 为什么又是我？为什么又是我？ |
| [04:40.92] | 接下来又是什么？ |
| [04:41.73] | 现在是女生啊，但你知道的 |
| [04:45.36] | 有没有女生，地球照样转 |
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