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Mom made my sex |
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She knitted it with her hands |
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Sex-making is a family tradition |
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Going back to the caveman days |
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They were walking around in a haze |
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Until they figured it out |
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And they said 'gosh dang' this is great!' |
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But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball |
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Walking round with no sex at all |
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I said' Where's my sex? |
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I thought it was here |
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Under the bench |
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But it isn't there |
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I've got no idea where it disappeared to |
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I'm running late' I can't be late |
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I can't go out without my sex |
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It's cold outside and my toes get wet |
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And people will think that I'm an alien |
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Just cruising in to make a friend |
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Meg likes to hide it |
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She said that it gives her a kick |
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It may be under the rug |
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Or stuck in a shoe closet |
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Or tumbling round in the washing machine |
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She's always trying to get me clean |
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She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling |
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It's gonna be another hour or more |
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Till I am ready to walk out the door |
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People can you hear me talking |
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I know you all are happy' rocking |
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Could you lend me a dime' pretty please? |
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Brother' sister' got time? |
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I've got no sex on my feet |
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Sex in my drawer |
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Sex in my shoes |
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Or sex on the floor |