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The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl (Feat. Norah Jones) |
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(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix) |
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Some dude once said that love is a many funny things |
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I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, |
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cuz I see her in my dreams |
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Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one |
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Out there for me |
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My love |
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Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley |
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Love how not one but both eyes are lazy |
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When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus |
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Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros |
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Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby |
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Skin like asphalt, nose so runny |
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Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world |
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You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl |
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If you envision in sweats with the neon patch |
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Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth |
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Rainbow poncho, the female tonto |
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Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco |
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Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one |
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Out there for me |
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My love |
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You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City |
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You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty |
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Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen |
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One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean |
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It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep |
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And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek |
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You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig |
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Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig |
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Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck |
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Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? |
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You put away slurpees like a trash can |
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Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and |
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I like that! |
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Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend |
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I like that! |
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Yellin' at the walls of make pretend |
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I like that! |
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Tellin' you to stop it then you don't |
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You said you gonna stop it in my sleep |
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But you won't! |
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Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash |
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Just a big ol' bag of trash |
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I thought you look like a bag of trash |
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Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room |
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Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon |
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Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix |
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And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts |
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Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British |
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Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish |
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Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous |
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No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix |
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Chex Mix number one food snack in the land |
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It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand |
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Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box |
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Your family will all say |
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CHEX MIX ROCKS! |
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Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one |
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I'll ever eat or buy |
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Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips |
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The end |
