| 歌曲 | The Man Who Couldn't Cry |
| 歌手 | Loudon Wainwright III |
| 专辑 | Attempted Mustache |
| [00:15.52] | There once was a man who just couldn't cry |
| [00:23.37] | He hadn't cried for years and for years |
| [00:30.03] | Napalmed babies and the movie 'Love Story |
| [00:37.63] | For instance could not produce tears |
| [00:44.80] | As a child he had cried as all children will |
| [00:52.26] | But at some point the tear ducts ran dry |
| [00:59.63] | He grew to be a man and the feces hit the fan |
| [01:05.90] | Things got bad but he couldn't cry |
| [01:14.23] | His dog got run over, his wife up and left him |
| [01:22.18] | After that he got sacked from his job |
| [01:29.54] | Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore |
| [01:37.04] | But still not a sniffle and sob |
| [01:44.19] | Well his novel was refused and his movie was banned |
| [01:51.52] | And his biog Broadway show was a flop |
| [01:58.85] | He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail |
| [02:06.72] | But still not a dribble or drop |
| [02:13.52] | In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered |
| [02:21.78] | And made to make licence plates |
| [02:28.77] | Water and bread was all he was fed |
| [02:36.30] | But not once did a tear stain his face |
| [02:43.44] | Doctors were called in, scientists too |
| [02:50.52] | Theologians were last and practically least |
| [02:57.81] | They all agreed sure enough |
| [03:01.44] | He was no cream puff |
| [03:05.46] | But in fact an insensitive beast |
| [03:43.24] | He was removed from jail and placed in a place |
| [03:51.60] | For the insensitive and the insane |
| [03:58.34] | He played lots of chess and he made lots of friends |
| [04:06.42] | And he wept every time it would rain |
| [04:11.20] | Once it rained 40 days and it rained 40 nights |
| [04:20.38] | And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried |
| [04:27.70] | On the 41st day he just passed away |
| [04:35.90] | He just dehydrated and died |
| [04:46.49] | He went up to heaven located his dog |
| [04:54.52] | Not only that but he rejoined his arm |
| [05:01.06] | Down below all the critics, they took it all back |
| [05:09.75] | Cancer robbed the whore of her charm |
| [05:15.98] | His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke |
| [05:23.53] | The theologians were finally found out |
| [05:30.84] | Right down to the ground, the prison burned down |
| [05:39.22] | The earth suffered perpetual drought |
| [05:42.87] | undefined |
| [00:15.52] | cóng qián yǒu gè bú huì kū de nán rén |
| [00:23.37] | tā yǐ jīng hěn duō nián dōu méi yǒu kū guò le |
| [00:30.03] | ' bù guǎn shì yīng ér bèi qì yóu zhá fān zhè zhǒng cǎn jù hái shì" ài qíng gù shì" zhè zhǒng gǎn rén diàn yǐng |
| [00:37.63] | dōu bù néng ràng tā diào yī dī yǎn lèi |
| [00:44.80] | tā xiǎo shí hòu yě huì xiàng qí tā hái zi yí yàng fàng shēng dà kū |
| [00:52.26] | dàn zài mǒu gè shí kè tā de lèi xiàn gān hé le |
| [00:59.63] | tā cháng chéng le yí gè nán rén, huài shì jiē èr lián sān fā shēng |
| [01:05.90] | shì qíng biàn zāo tā yě bú huì kū |
| [01:14.23] | tā de gǒu bèi chē zhuàng, tā de lǎo pó shuǎi le tā |
| [01:22.18] | zài cǐ zhī hòu tā bèi lǎo bǎn cí diào le |
| [01:29.54] | tā zài zhàn zhēng zhōng shī qù le yì zhī gē bó, bèi jì nǚ cháo xiào |
| [01:37.04] | dàn tā réng rán méi yǒu chōu yē hé kū qì |
| [01:44.19] | tā xiě dé xiǎo shuō bèi jù jué chū bǎn, tā de diàn yǐng zāo dào jìn bō |
| [01:51.52] | guān yú tā shēng píng de bǎi lǎo huì yǎn chū yě yǐ shī bài gào zhōng |
| [01:58.85] | tā bèi sòng dào le jiān yù, nǐ cāi de méi cuò, méi yǒu rén bǎo shì tā |
| [02:06.72] | dàn shì tā hái shì méi yǒu diào yī dī yǎn lèi |
| [02:13.52] | tā zài jiān yù bèi dǎ, bèi qī fù, bèi bào jú |
| [02:21.78] | zài jiān yù hái yào zuò kǔ gōng zhì zuò qì chē pái zhào |
| [02:28.77] | yǐ miàn bāo hé shuǐ wéi shēng |
| [02:36.30] | dàn shì tā hái shì méi yǒu diào yī dī yǎn lèi |
| [02:43.44] | yī shēng hé kē xué jiā dōu lái yán jiū tā |
| [02:50.52] | shèn zhì lián shén xué jiā dōu lái le |
| [02:57.81] | tā men dōu jué de |
| [03:01.44] | tā bú shì nuò fū |
| [03:05.46] | ér shì yí gè méi yǒu gǎn qíng de yě shòu |
| [03:43.24] | tā men bǎ tā cóng jiān yù zhuǎn yí dào le lìng wài yí gè dì fāng |
| [03:51.60] | yí gè gěi shǎ zi hé fēng zi zhù de dì fāng |
| [03:58.34] | tā zài zhè lǐ cháng cháng xià qí, jiāo le hěn duō péng yǒu |
| [04:06.42] | měi cì xià yǔ tā dōu huì kū |
| [04:11.20] | yǒu yī cì lián xù xià yǔ 40 tiān 40 yè |
| [04:20.38] | tā yī zhí kū yī zhí kū yī zhí kū yī zhí kū |
| [04:27.70] | zài dì 41 tiān tā sǐ le |
| [04:35.90] | yīn wèi yán zhòng tuō shuǐ |
| [04:46.49] | tā shàng le tiān táng zhǎo dào le tā de gǒu |
| [04:54.52] | hái jiē shàng le gē bó |
| [05:01.06] | zhī qián suǒ yǒu qiàn tā de rén, dōu dé dào le bào yìng |
| [05:09.75] | ái zhèng ràng zhī qián cháo xiào tā de jì nǚ bù zài měi lì |
| [05:15.98] | tā de qián qī sǐ yú nán chǎn, tā de lǎo bǎn pò chǎn le |
| [05:23.53] | nèi xiē shén xué jiā zhōng yú zhī dào |
| [05:30.84] | nà suǒ jiān yù bèi shāo huǐ le |
| [05:39.22] | dì qiú huì chéng shòu yǒng jiǔ de gān hàn |
| [05:42.87] |