| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 曹石、王大治 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 曹石 |
| [00:03.220] | 我有个伙计 叫李大谝 |
| [00:07.070] | 本事不小 手眼通天 |
| [00:12.630] | 他说啥事都找他办 |
| [00:18.830] | 把事交给我 这事你不管 |
| [00:25.010] | |
| [00:26.950] | 单身的日子 实在过的有点烦 |
| [00:31.130] | 光棍节我是过了一年又一年 |
| [00:34.620] | 我说 伙介绍个女娃么 样子要好看 |
| [00:38.270] | 不用赛貂蝉 起码也是个杨玉环 |
| [00:42.020] | |
| [00:43.840] | 他说太好办了 这事你不管 |
| [00:47.550] | 一个电话就能给你叫来一货滩 |
| [00:51.270] | 要身材有身材 是要脸也有脸 |
| [00:55.000] | 到时候绝对叫你娃挑花了眼 |
| [00:58.640] | |
| [01:00.500] | 我心花怒发 赶紧递了一根烟 |
| [01:04.100] | 回家等消息 天天把女娃盼 |
| [01:07.880] | 结果一等就是N个360天 |
| [01:11.120] | 依然孤独的我 每天晚上以泪来洗面 |
| [01:14.870] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [01:18.630] | 都是伙计没嘛哒 交给我来办 |
| [01:22.670] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [01:25.860] | 说完这句就消失 就当扯了个淡 |
| [01:30.010] | 去年我买房要交个首付款 |
| [01:33.650] | 存款现金全凑齐还差个两三万 |
| [01:37.350] | 想起大谝浑身名牌不倒 像个大款 |
| [01:41.080] | 决定找他借上一点钱 |
| [01:44.830] | |
| [01:46.700] | 他说太好办了 这事你不管 |
| [01:50.270] | 工行农行建行都是我二舅开的店 |
| [01:53.890] | 我屋的信用卡快要堆成了山 |
| [01:57.590] | 这点小钱你就拿去花去 不用急着还 |
| [02:01.070] | |
| [02:03.270] | 我一听这气势 吓得腿有点软 |
| [02:06.830] | 他说你先回去等两天 我这要做个周转 |
| [02:10.600] | 从此以后没动静 一毛钱都没看见 |
| [02:14.390] | 我买房的事情 彻底完了蛋 唉 |
| [02:17.590] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [02:21.640] | 都是伙计没嘛哒 交给我来办 |
| [02:25.280] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [02:29.050] | 说完这句就消失 就当扯了个淡 |
| [02:32.780] | |
| [02:49.070] | 有天我开车没留神 压了个双黄线 |
| [02:53.140] | 上网一查 我的神啊 要罚个200元 |
| [02:56.840] | 赶紧请大谝吃了碗柳巷面 |
| [02:59.960] | 说你在二大队有人么 给咱把违章消一半 |
| [03:03.810] | |
| [03:06.320] | 他说太好办 这事你不管 |
| [03:09.670] | 交警部门我做主 啥事我说了算 |
| [03:13.440] | 有我撑腰你不怕 别说是压个线 |
| [03:16.720] | 就是撞死几个大学生 也不敢把你判 |
| [03:20.560] | |
| [03:22.740] | 我一听立马来了劲 开车也怂管 |
| [03:26.280] | 超速逆行闯红灯 还专走斑马线 |
| [03:30.030] | 年底一到 通知我12分全扣完 |
| [03:33.320] | 车也被扣到长安县 再也不给还 |
| [03:36.950] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [03:40.750] | 都是伙计没嘛哒 交给我来办 |
| [03:44.830] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [03:48.190] | 说完这句就消失 就当扯了个淡 |
| [03:51.990] | 我外甥爱唱歌 去参加快乐男 |
| [03:55.760] | 一首跑调的狮子座 海选过了关 |
| [03:59.390] | 我带他去找大谝 让他使个手段 |
| [04:03.020] | 能不能让娃体验一下黑幕 直接进前三 |
| [04:06.800] | |
| [04:08.450] | 他说太好办 这事你不管 |
| [04:12.190] | 评委老师跟我常在一块谝闲传 |
| [04:16.150] | 冠军内定就是你咧 包出去乱传 |
| [04:19.410] | 将来给你在省体给你办个演唱会 拉个粉丝团 |
| [04:23.560] | |
| [04:25.520] | 外甥直接激动的 成了个红二团 |
| [04:28.920] | 说叔叔等我成名了 请你去天上人间 |
| [04:32.810] | 结果复赛直接就淘汰了 没去成湖南 |
| [04:36.090] | 外甥说这怂骗人不打草稿 是个王八蛋 |
| [04:40.120] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [04:43.520] | 都是伙计没嘛哒 交给我来办 |
| [04:47.390] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [04:50.760] | 说完这句就消失 就当扯了个淡 |
| [04:54.580] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [04:58.160] | 都是伙计没嘛哒 交给我来办 |
| [05:01.830] | 他说包言传 这事你不管 |
| [05:05.600] | 说完这句就消失 就当扯了个淡 |
| [05:09.580] | 这哈娃就会撂嘴子 你真是不要脸 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : cao shi wang da zhi |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : cao shi |
| [00:03.220] | wo you ge huo ji jiao li da pian |
| [00:07.070] | ben shi bu xiao shou yan tong tian |
| [00:12.630] | ta shuo sha shi dou zhao ta ban |
| [00:18.830] | ba shi jiao gei wo zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [00:25.010] | |
| [00:26.950] | dan shen de ri zi shi zai guo de you dian fan |
| [00:31.130] | guang gun jie wo shi guo le yi nian you yi nian |
| [00:34.620] | wo shuo huo jie shao ge nv wa me yang zi yao hao kan |
| [00:38.270] | bu yong sai diao chan qi ma ye shi ge yang yu huan |
| [00:42.020] | |
| [00:43.840] | ta shuo tai hao ban le zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [00:47.550] | yi ge dian hua jiu neng gei ni jiao lai yi huo tan |
| [00:51.270] | yao shen cai you shen cai shi yao lian ye you lian |
| [00:55.000] | dao shi hou jue dui jiao ni wa tiao hua le yan |
| [00:58.640] | |
| [01:00.500] | wo xin hua nu fa gan jin di le yi gen yan |
| [01:04.100] | hui jia deng xiao xi tian tian ba nv wa pan |
| [01:07.880] | jie guo yi deng jiu shi N ge 360 tian |
| [01:11.120] | yi ran gu du de wo mei tian wan shang yi lei lai xi mian |
| [01:14.870] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [01:18.630] | dou shi huo ji mei ma da jiao gei wo lai ban |
| [01:22.670] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [01:25.860] | shuo wan zhe ju jiu xiao shi jiu dang che le ge dan |
| [01:30.010] | qu nian wo mai fang yao jiao ge shou fu kuan |
| [01:33.650] | cun kuan xian jin quan cou qi hai cha ge liang san wan |
| [01:37.350] | xiang qi da pian hun shen ming pai bu dao xiang ge da kuan |
| [01:41.080] | jue ding zhao ta jie shang yi dian qian |
| [01:44.830] | |
| [01:46.700] | ta shuo tai hao ban le zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [01:50.270] | gong hang nong hang jian hang dou shi wo er jiu kai de dian |
| [01:53.890] | wo wu de xin yong ka kuai yao dui cheng le shan |
| [01:57.590] | zhe dian xiao qian ni jiu na qu hua qu bu yong ji zhe hai |
| [02:01.070] | |
| [02:03.270] | wo yi ting zhe qi shi xia de tui you dian ruan |
| [02:06.830] | ta shuo ni xian hui qu deng liang tian wo zhe yao zuo ge zhou zhuan |
| [02:10.600] | cong ci yi hou mei dong jing yi mao qian dou mei kan jian |
| [02:14.390] | wo mai fang de shi qing che di wan le dan ai |
| [02:17.590] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [02:21.640] | dou shi huo ji mei ma da jiao gei wo lai ban |
| [02:25.280] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [02:29.050] | shuo wan zhe ju jiu xiao shi jiu dang che le ge dan |
| [02:32.780] | |
| [02:49.070] | you tian wo kai che mei liu shen ya le ge shuang huang xian |
| [02:53.140] | shang wang yi cha wo de shen a yao fa ge 200 yuan |
| [02:56.840] | gan jin qing da pian chi le wan liu xiang mian |
| [02:59.960] | shuo ni zai er da dui you ren me gei zan ba wei zhang xiao yi ban |
| [03:03.810] | |
| [03:06.320] | ta shuo tai hao ban zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [03:09.670] | jiao jing bu men wo zuo zhu sha shi wo shuo le suan |
| [03:13.440] | you wo cheng yao ni bu pa bie shuo shi ya ge xian |
| [03:16.720] | jiu shi zhuang si ji ge da xue sheng ye bu gan ba ni pan |
| [03:20.560] | |
| [03:22.740] | wo yi ting li ma lai le jin kai che ye song guan |
| [03:26.280] | chao su ni xing chuang hong deng hai zhuan zou ban ma xian |
| [03:30.030] | nian di yi dao tong zhi wo 12 fen quan kou wan |
| [03:33.320] | che ye bei kou dao chang an xian zai ye bu gei hai |
| [03:36.950] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [03:40.750] | dou shi huo ji mei ma da jiao gei wo lai ban |
| [03:44.830] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [03:48.190] | shuo wan zhe ju jiu xiao shi jiu dang che le ge dan |
| [03:51.990] | wo wai sheng ai chang ge qu can jia kuai le nan |
| [03:55.760] | yi shou pao diao de shi zi zuo hai xuan guo le guan |
| [03:59.390] | wo dai ta qu zhao da pian rang ta shi ge shou duan |
| [04:03.020] | neng bu neng rang wa ti yan yi xia hei mu zhi jie jin qian san |
| [04:06.800] | |
| [04:08.450] | ta shuo tai hao ban zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [04:12.190] | ping wei lao shi gen wo chang zai yi kuai pian xian chuan |
| [04:16.150] | guan jun nei ding jiu shi ni lie bao chu qu luan chuan |
| [04:19.410] | jiang lai gei ni zai sheng ti gei ni ban ge yan chang hui la ge fen si tuan |
| [04:23.560] | |
| [04:25.520] | wai sheng zhi jie ji dong de cheng le ge hong er tuan |
| [04:28.920] | shuo shu shu deng wo cheng ming le qing ni qu tian shang ren jian |
| [04:32.810] | jie guo fu sai zhi jie jiu tao tai le mei qu cheng hu nan |
| [04:36.090] | wai sheng shuo zhe song pian ren bu da cao gao shi ge wang ba dan |
| [04:40.120] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [04:43.520] | dou shi huo ji mei ma da jiao gei wo lai ban |
| [04:47.390] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [04:50.760] | shuo wan zhe ju jiu xiao shi jiu dang che le ge dan |
| [04:54.580] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [04:58.160] | dou shi huo ji mei ma da jiao gei wo lai ban |
| [05:01.830] | ta shuo bao yan chuan zhe shi ni bu guan |
| [05:05.600] | shuo wan zhe ju jiu xiao shi jiu dang che le ge dan |
| [05:09.580] | zhe ha wa jiu hui liao zui zi ni zhen shi bu yao lian |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : cáo shí wáng dà zhì |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : cáo shí |
| [00:03.220] | wǒ yǒu gè huǒ jì jiào lǐ dà piǎn |
| [00:07.070] | běn shì bù xiǎo shǒu yǎn tōng tiān |
| [00:12.630] | tā shuō shà shì dōu zhǎo tā bàn |
| [00:18.830] | bǎ shì jiāo gěi wǒ zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [00:25.010] | |
| [00:26.950] | dān shēn de rì zi shí zài guò de yǒu diǎn fán |
| [00:31.130] | guāng gùn jié wǒ shì guò le yī nián yòu yī nián |
| [00:34.620] | wǒ shuō huǒ jiè shào gè nǚ wá me yàng zi yāo hǎo kàn |
| [00:38.270] | bù yòng sài diāo chán qǐ mǎ yě shì gè yáng yù huán |
| [00:42.020] | |
| [00:43.840] | tā shuō tài hǎo bàn le zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [00:47.550] | yí gè diàn huà jiù néng gěi nǐ jiào lái yī huò tān |
| [00:51.270] | yào shēn cái yǒu shēn cái shì yào liǎn yě yǒu liǎn |
| [00:55.000] | dào shí hòu jué duì jiào nǐ wá tiǎo huā le yǎn |
| [00:58.640] | |
| [01:00.500] | wǒ xīn huā nù fà gǎn jǐn dì le yī gēn yān |
| [01:04.100] | huí jiā děng xiāo xī tiān tiān bǎ nǚ wá pàn |
| [01:07.880] | jié guǒ yī děng jiù shì N gè 360 tiān |
| [01:11.120] | yī rán gū dú de wǒ měi tiān wǎn shàng yǐ lèi lái xǐ miàn |
| [01:14.870] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [01:18.630] | dōu shì huǒ jì méi ma dā jiāo gěi wǒ lái bàn |
| [01:22.670] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [01:25.860] | shuō wán zhè jù jiù xiāo shī jiù dāng chě le gè dàn |
| [01:30.010] | qù nián wǒ mǎi fáng yào jiāo gè shǒu fù kuǎn |
| [01:33.650] | cún kuǎn xiàn jīn quán còu qí hái chà gè liǎng sān wàn |
| [01:37.350] | xiǎng qǐ dà piǎn hún shēn míng pái bù dǎo xiàng gè dà kuǎn |
| [01:41.080] | jué dìng zhǎo tā jiè shàng yì diǎn qián |
| [01:44.830] | |
| [01:46.700] | tā shuō tài hǎo bàn le zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [01:50.270] | gōng háng nóng háng jiàn háng dōu shì wǒ èr jiù kāi de diàn |
| [01:53.890] | wǒ wū de xìn yòng kǎ kuài yào duī chéng le shān |
| [01:57.590] | zhè diǎn xiǎo qián nǐ jiù ná qù huā qù bù yòng jí zhe hái |
| [02:01.070] | |
| [02:03.270] | wǒ yī tīng zhè qì shì xià dé tuǐ yǒu diǎn ruǎn |
| [02:06.830] | tā shuō nǐ xiān huí qù děng liǎng tiān wǒ zhè yào zuò gè zhōu zhuǎn |
| [02:10.600] | cóng cǐ yǐ hòu méi dòng jìng yī máo qián dōu méi kàn jiàn |
| [02:14.390] | wǒ mǎi fáng de shì qíng chè dǐ wán le dàn āi |
| [02:17.590] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [02:21.640] | dōu shì huǒ jì méi ma dā jiāo gěi wǒ lái bàn |
| [02:25.280] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [02:29.050] | shuō wán zhè jù jiù xiāo shī jiù dāng chě le gè dàn |
| [02:32.780] | |
| [02:49.070] | yǒu tiān wǒ kāi chē méi liú shén yā le gè shuāng huáng xiàn |
| [02:53.140] | shàng wǎng yī chá wǒ de shén a yào fá gè 200 yuán |
| [02:56.840] | gǎn jǐn qǐng dà piǎn chī le wǎn liǔ xiàng miàn |
| [02:59.960] | shuō nǐ zài èr dà duì yǒu rén me gěi zán bǎ wéi zhāng xiāo yī bàn |
| [03:03.810] | |
| [03:06.320] | tā shuō tài hǎo bàn zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [03:09.670] | jiāo jǐng bù mén wǒ zuò zhǔ shà shì wǒ shuō le suàn |
| [03:13.440] | yǒu wǒ chēng yāo nǐ bù pà bié shuō shì yā gè xiàn |
| [03:16.720] | jiù shì zhuàng sǐ jǐ gè dà xué shēng yě bù gǎn bǎ nǐ pàn |
| [03:20.560] | |
| [03:22.740] | wǒ yī tīng lì mǎ lái le jìn kāi chē yě sǒng guǎn |
| [03:26.280] | chāo sù nì xíng chuǎng hóng dēng hái zhuān zǒu bān mǎ xiàn |
| [03:30.030] | nián dǐ yí dào tōng zhī wǒ 12 fēn quán kòu wán |
| [03:33.320] | chē yě bèi kòu dào cháng ān xiàn zài yě bù gěi hái |
| [03:36.950] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [03:40.750] | dōu shì huǒ jì méi ma dā jiāo gěi wǒ lái bàn |
| [03:44.830] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [03:48.190] | shuō wán zhè jù jiù xiāo shī jiù dāng chě le gè dàn |
| [03:51.990] | wǒ wài shēng ài chàng gē qù cān jiā kuài lè nán |
| [03:55.760] | yī shǒu pǎo diào de shī zi zuò hǎi xuǎn guò le guān |
| [03:59.390] | wǒ dài tā qù zhǎo dà piǎn ràng tā shǐ gè shǒu duàn |
| [04:03.020] | néng bù néng ràng wá tǐ yàn yī xià hēi mù zhí jiē jìn qián sān |
| [04:06.800] | |
| [04:08.450] | tā shuō tài hǎo bàn zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [04:12.190] | píng wěi lǎo shī gēn wǒ cháng zài yí kuài piǎn xián chuán |
| [04:16.150] | guàn jūn nèi dìng jiù shì nǐ liě bāo chū qù luàn chuán |
| [04:19.410] | jiāng lái gěi nǐ zài shěng tǐ gěi nǐ bàn gè yǎn chàng huì lā gè fěn sī tuán |
| [04:23.560] | |
| [04:25.520] | wài shēng zhí jiē jī dòng de chéng le gè hóng èr tuán |
| [04:28.920] | shuō shū shū děng wǒ chéng míng le qǐng nǐ qù tiān shàng rén jiān |
| [04:32.810] | jié guǒ fù sài zhí jiē jiù táo tài le méi qù chéng hú nán |
| [04:36.090] | wài shēng shuō zhè sǒng piàn rén bù dǎ cǎo gǎo shì gè wáng bā dàn |
| [04:40.120] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [04:43.520] | dōu shì huǒ jì méi ma dā jiāo gěi wǒ lái bàn |
| [04:47.390] | tā shuō bāo yán chuán zhè shì nǐ bù guǎn |
| [04:50.760] | shuō wán zhè jù jiù xiāo shī jiù dāng chě le gè dàn |
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