[00:12.809] | 含辛茹苦十几年终于攒了点钱 |
[00:15.749] | 买套单元房娶个漂亮媳妇儿 |
[00:17.997] | 好好生个大胖小子准备享受天伦之乐安度晚年 |
[00:22.249] | 现在的房价太奢侈一整动不动就是几十万 |
[00:27.124] | 谁说好男儿志在四方我看也就几十平米方圆 |
[00:32.373] | 买个房子某乱得很钱其实只是一个方面 |
[00:37.188] | 要想不吃后悔药有点所谓的升值潜力首先要挑准地段 |
[00:41.309] | 我想住在西高新环境幽雅绿化讲究马路还挺宽 |
[00:46.936] | 媳妇却说还是南郊好文化氛围浓逛街最方便 |
[00:52.186] | 我说那你还不如住城墙里出门不到两站就是东大街 |
[00:57.122] | 她说城里人太多坐个公交都把人挤成肉夹馍咧 |
[01:01.808] | 我说那你住东郊没事去浐河游个泳 |
[01:05.186] | 她说她从小最不爱的就是纺织城 |
[01:07.686] | 我说北郊房子便宜干脆住到二马路上 |
[01:09.934] | 她说坚决不去道北害怕生生 |
[01:11.936] | 要问现在萨房最流行答案就是小户型 |
[01:17.372] | 合理的结构南北有通透 |
[01:19.686] | 楼底下最好能够把车停 |
[01:22.123] | 想住平房大院是纯粹做梦现在到处买的都是高层 |
[01:28.135] | 媳妇说(包观望了心动不如行动不然咋都不跟你去领结婚证) |
[01:33.885] | 金钱就是我的嫁妆 |
[01:35.507] | 房子车子就是我的伴郎 |
[01:38.135] | 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子 |
[01:40.800] | 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬 |
[01:43.636] | 结婚是人生最大的牺牲 |
[01:45.635] | 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力 |
[01:48.698] | 没有金刚钻不敢乱碰这瓷器 |
[01:50.447] | 即使你婚检没问题现实还会给你打击 |
[01:53.822] | 最后然了一整没办法我俩猜动吃 |
[01:56.322] | 我出剪子她出包终于定了套一厅两室 |
[01:59.947] | 据说再过5年地底下能跑地铁 |
[02:00.759] | 希望到那时候我的新房真能升值 |
[02:03.507] | 一把全掏完我绝对倾家荡产 |
[02:06.007] | 好在还有银行的分期付款 |
[02:08.635] | 我咬咬牙签了字交列首付5万 |
[02:10.947] | 从今后每月都得还800元贷款 |
[02:13.322] | 我成了时髦的房奴 |
[02:15.885] | 30年都得勒紧裤带 |
[02:18.134] | 看来我娃将来喝不上进口奶粉咧 |
[02:20.884] | 我也打算放弃抽5块以上的香烟 |
[02:23.584] | 房子入住咧心里美得很 |
[02:25.397] | 我跟媳妇下馆子打算大吃一顿 |
[02:27.834] | 突然想起新房还得装修 |
[02:29.884] | 点菜时候乖乖的都是素菜 |
[02:33.058] | (老板来两盘土豆丝) |
[02:34.634] | 房子可沉正在压上我的肩 |
[02:36.070] | 下半辈子的辛苦已经提前宣判 |
[02:37.570] | 房产证里有我的一半也有你的一半 |
[02:40.504] | 盼望降息是你的心愿也是我的心愿 |
[02:43.006] | 想起古人曾留下一句名言 |
[02:46.220] | 象是我的心声一千年 |
[02:48.446] | 安得广厦千万间天下寒士俱欢颜 |
[03:15.195] | 含辛茹苦十几年终于攒了点钱 |
[03:17.258] | 买套单元房娶个漂亮媳妇儿 |
[03:18.883] | 好好生个大胖小子准备享受天伦之乐安度晚年 |
[03:24.946] | 现在的房价太奢侈一整动不动就是几十万 |
[03:29.693] | 谁说好男儿志在四方我看也就几十平米方圆 |
[03:33.321] | 金钱就是我的嫁妆 |
[03:37.290] | 房子车子就是我的伴郎 |
[03:39.633] | 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子 |
[03:42.195] | 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬 |
[03:44.945] | 结婚是人生最大的牺牲 |
[03:47.069] | 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力 |
[03:49.945] | 没有金刚钻不敢乱碰这瓷器 |
[03:52.795] | 即使你婚检没问题现实还会给你打击 |
[03:55.669] | 金钱就是我的嫁妆 |
[03:57.870] | 房子车子就是我的伴郎 |
[04:00.193] | 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子 |
[04:02.632] | 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬 |
[04:05.945] | 结婚是人生最大的牺牲 |
[04:08.068] | 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力 |
[04:11.068] | 没有金刚钻不敢乱碰这瓷器 |
[04:13.204] | 即使你婚检没问题现实还会给你打击 |
[04:16.268] | 金钱就是我的嫁妆 |
[04:17.832] | 房子车子就是我的伴郎 |
[04:19.832] | 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子 |
[04:23.268] | 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬 |
[04:26.268] | 结婚是人生最大的牺牲 |
[04:28.268] | 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力 |
[00:12.809] | han xin ru ku shi ji nian zhong yu zan le dian qian |
[00:15.749] | mai tao dan yuan fang qu ge piao liang xi fu er |
[00:17.997] | hao hao sheng ge da pang xiao zi zhun bei xiang shou tian lun zhi le an du wan nian |
[00:22.249] | xian zai de fang jia tai she chi yi zheng dong bu dong jiu shi ji shi wan |
[00:27.124] | shui shuo hao nan er zhi zai si fang wo kan ye jiu ji shi ping mi fang yuan |
[00:32.373] | mai ge fang zi mou luan de hen qian qi shi zhi shi yi ge fang mian |
[00:37.188] | yao xiang bu chi hou hui yao you dian suo wei de sheng zhi qian li shou xian yao tiao zhun di duan |
[00:41.309] | wo xiang zhu zai xi gao xin huan jing you ya lv hua jiang jiu ma lu hai ting kuan |
[00:46.936] | xi fu que shuo hai shi nan jiao hao wen hua fen wei nong guang jie zui fang bian |
[00:52.186] | wo shuo na ni hai bu ru zhu cheng qiang li chu men bu dao liang zhan jiu shi dong da jie |
[00:57.122] | ta shuo cheng li ren tai duo zuo ge gong jiao dou ba ren ji cheng rou jia mo lie |
[01:01.808] | wo shuo na ni zhu dong jiao mei shi qu chan he you ge yong |
[01:05.186] | ta shuo ta cong xiao zui bu ai de jiu shi fang zhi cheng |
[01:07.686] | wo shuo bei jiao fang zi pian yi gan cui zhu dao er ma lu shang |
[01:09.934] | ta shuo jian jue bu qu dao bei hai pa sheng sheng |
[01:11.936] | yao wen xian zai sa fang zui liu xing da an jiu shi xiao hu xing |
[01:17.372] | he li de jie gou nan bei you tong tou |
[01:19.686] | lou di xia zui hao neng gou ba che ting |
[01:22.123] | xiang zhu ping fang da yuan shi chun cui zuo meng xian zai dao chu mai de dou shi gao ceng |
[01:28.135] | xi fu shuo bao guan wang le xin dong bu ru xing dong bu ran za dou bu gen ni qu ling jie hun zheng |
[01:33.885] | jin qian jiu shi wo de jia zhuang |
[01:35.507] | fang zi che zi jiu shi wo de ban lang |
[01:38.135] | ai qing zhi shi yi ge hua li de huang zi |
[01:40.800] | xian shi shi ge lao hu zhang kai xue pen da kou jiang wo tun shi |
[01:43.636] | jie hun shi ren sheng zui da de xi sheng |
[01:45.635] | chu le jiao chu ling hun rou ti hai de kao yan jing ji shi li |
[01:48.698] | mei you jin gang zuan bu gan luan peng zhe ci qi |
[01:50.447] | ji shi ni hun jian mei wen ti xian shi hai hui gei ni da ji |
[01:53.822] | zui hou ran le yi zheng mei ban fa wo lia cai dong chi |
[01:56.322] | wo chu jian zi ta chu bao zhong yu ding le tao yi ting liang shi |
[01:59.947] | ju shuo zai guo 5 nian di di xia neng pao di tie |
[02:00.759] | xi wang dao na shi hou wo de xin fang zhen neng sheng zhi |
[02:03.507] | yi ba quan tao wan wo jue dui qing jia dang chan |
[02:06.007] | hao zai hai you yin hang de fen qi fu kuan |
[02:08.635] | wo yao yao ya qian le zi jiao lie shou fu 5 wan |
[02:10.947] | cong jin hou mei yue dou de hai 800 yuan dai kuan |
[02:13.322] | wo cheng le shi mao de fang nu |
[02:15.885] | 30 nian dou de lei jin ku dai |
[02:18.134] | kan lai wo wa jiang lai he bu shang jin kou nai fen lie |
[02:20.884] | wo ye da suan fang qi chou 5 kuai yi shang de xiang yan |
[02:23.584] | fang zi ru zhu lie xin li mei de hen |
[02:25.397] | wo gen xi fu xia guan zi da suan da chi yi dun |
[02:27.834] | tu ran xiang qi xin fang hai de zhuang xiu |
[02:29.884] | dian cai shi hou guai guai de dou shi su cai |
[02:33.058] | lao ban lai liang pan tu dou si |
[02:34.634] | fang zi ke chen zheng zai ya shang wo de jian |
[02:36.070] | xia ban bei zi de xin ku yi jing ti qian xuan pan |
[02:37.570] | fang chan zheng li you wo de yi ban ye you ni de yi ban |
[02:40.504] | pan wang jiang xi shi ni de xin yuan ye shi wo de xin yuan |
[02:43.006] | xiang qi gu ren ceng liu xia yi ju ming yan |
[02:46.220] | xiang shi wo de xin sheng yi qian nian |
[02:48.446] | an de guang sha qian wan jian tian xia han shi ju huan yan |
[03:15.195] | han xin ru ku shi ji nian zhong yu zan le dian qian |
[03:17.258] | mai tao dan yuan fang qu ge piao liang xi fu er |
[03:18.883] | hao hao sheng ge da pang xiao zi zhun bei xiang shou tian lun zhi le an du wan nian |
[03:24.946] | xian zai de fang jia tai she chi yi zheng dong bu dong jiu shi ji shi wan |
[03:29.693] | shui shuo hao nan er zhi zai si fang wo kan ye jiu ji shi ping mi fang yuan |
[03:33.321] | jin qian jiu shi wo de jia zhuang |
[03:37.290] | fang zi che zi jiu shi wo de ban lang |
[03:39.633] | ai qing zhi shi yi ge hua li de huang zi |
[03:42.195] | xian shi shi ge lao hu zhang kai xue pen da kou jiang wo tun shi |
[03:44.945] | jie hun shi ren sheng zui da de xi sheng |
[03:47.069] | chu le jiao chu ling hun rou ti hai de kao yan jing ji shi li |
[03:49.945] | mei you jin gang zuan bu gan luan peng zhe ci qi |
[03:52.795] | ji shi ni hun jian mei wen ti xian shi hai hui gei ni da ji |
[03:55.669] | jin qian jiu shi wo de jia zhuang |
[03:57.870] | fang zi che zi jiu shi wo de ban lang |
[04:00.193] | ai qing zhi shi yi ge hua li de huang zi |
[04:02.632] | xian shi shi ge lao hu zhang kai xue pen da kou jiang wo tun shi |
[04:05.945] | jie hun shi ren sheng zui da de xi sheng |
[04:08.068] | chu le jiao chu ling hun rou ti hai de kao yan jing ji shi li |
[04:11.068] | mei you jin gang zuan bu gan luan peng zhe ci qi |
[04:13.204] | ji shi ni hun jian mei wen ti xian shi hai hui gei ni da ji |
[04:16.268] | jin qian jiu shi wo de jia zhuang |
[04:17.832] | fang zi che zi jiu shi wo de ban lang |
[04:19.832] | ai qing zhi shi yi ge hua li de huang zi |
[04:23.268] | xian shi shi ge lao hu zhang kai xue pen da kou jiang wo tun shi |
[04:26.268] | jie hun shi ren sheng zui da de xi sheng |
[04:28.268] | chu le jiao chu ling hun rou ti hai de kao yan jing ji shi li |
[00:12.809] | hán xīn rú kǔ shí jǐ nián zhōng yú zǎn le diǎn qián |
[00:15.749] | mǎi tào dān yuán fáng qǔ gè piào liàng xí fù ér |
[00:17.997] | hǎo hǎo shēng gè dà pàng xiǎo zi zhǔn bèi xiǎng shòu tiān lún zhī lè ān dù wǎn nián |
[00:22.249] | xiàn zài de fáng jià tài shē chǐ yī zhěng dòng bù dòng jiù shì jǐ shí wàn |
[00:27.124] | shuí shuō hǎo nán ér zhì zài sì fāng wǒ kàn yě jiù jǐ shí píng mǐ fāng yuán |
[00:32.373] | mǎi gè fáng zi mǒu luàn de hěn qián qí shí zhǐ shì yí gè fāng miàn |
[00:37.188] | yào xiǎng bù chī hòu huǐ yào yǒu diǎn suǒ wèi de shēng zhí qián lì shǒu xiān yào tiāo zhǔn dì duàn |
[00:41.309] | wǒ xiǎng zhù zài xī gāo xīn huán jìng yōu yǎ lǜ huà jiǎng jiū mǎ lù hái tǐng kuān |
[00:46.936] | xí fù què shuō hái shì nán jiāo hǎo wén huà fēn wéi nóng guàng jiē zuì fāng biàn |
[00:52.186] | wǒ shuō nà nǐ hái bù rú zhù chéng qiáng lǐ chū mén bú dào liǎng zhàn jiù shì dōng dà jiē |
[00:57.122] | tā shuō chéng lǐ rén tài duō zuò gè gōng jiāo dōu bǎ rén jǐ chéng ròu jiā mó liě |
[01:01.808] | wǒ shuō nà nǐ zhù dōng jiāo méi shì qù chǎn hé yóu gè yǒng |
[01:05.186] | tā shuō tā cóng xiǎo zuì bù ài de jiù shì fǎng zhī chéng |
[01:07.686] | wǒ shuō běi jiāo fáng zi pián yí gān cuì zhù dào èr mǎ lù shàng |
[01:09.934] | tā shuō jiān jué bù qù dào běi hài pà shēng shēng |
[01:11.936] | yào wèn xiàn zài sà fáng zuì liú xíng dá àn jiù shì xiǎo hù xíng |
[01:17.372] | hé lǐ de jié gòu nán běi yǒu tōng tòu |
[01:19.686] | lóu dǐ xià zuì hǎo néng gòu bǎ chē tíng |
[01:22.123] | xiǎng zhù píng fáng dà yuàn shì chún cuì zuò mèng xiàn zài dào chù mǎi de dōu shì gāo céng |
[01:28.135] | xí fù shuō bāo guān wàng le xīn dòng bù rú xíng dòng bù rán zǎ dōu bù gēn nǐ qù lǐng jiē hūn zhèng |
[01:33.885] | jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng |
[01:35.507] | fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng |
[01:38.135] | ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi |
[01:40.800] | xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì |
[01:43.636] | jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng |
[01:45.635] | chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì |
[01:48.698] | méi yǒu jīn gāng zuàn bù gǎn luàn pèng zhè cí qì |
[01:50.447] | jí shǐ nǐ hūn jiǎn méi wèn tí xiàn shí hái huì gěi nǐ dǎ jī |
[01:53.822] | zuì hòu rán le yī zhěng méi bàn fǎ wǒ liǎ cāi dòng chī |
[01:56.322] | wǒ chū jiǎn zi tā chū bāo zhōng yú dìng le tào yī tīng liǎng shì |
[01:59.947] | jù shuō zài guò 5 nián dì dǐ xià néng pǎo dì tiě |
[02:00.759] | xī wàng dào nà shí hou wǒ de xīn fáng zhēn néng shēng zhí |
[02:03.507] | yī bǎ quán tāo wán wǒ jué duì qīng jiā dàng chǎn |
[02:06.007] | hǎo zài hái yǒu yín háng de fēn qī fù kuǎn |
[02:08.635] | wǒ yǎo yǎo yá qiān le zì jiāo liè shǒu fù 5 wàn |
[02:10.947] | cóng jīn hòu měi yuè dōu dé hái 800 yuán dài kuǎn |
[02:13.322] | wǒ chéng le shí máo de fáng nú |
[02:15.885] | 30 nián dōu dé lēi jǐn kù dài |
[02:18.134] | kàn lái wǒ wá jiāng lái hē bù shàng jìn kǒu nǎi fěn liě |
[02:20.884] | wǒ yě dǎ suàn fàng qì chōu 5 kuài yǐ shàng de xiāng yān |
[02:23.584] | fáng zi rù zhù liě xīn lǐ měi de hěn |
[02:25.397] | wǒ gēn xí fù xià guǎn zǐ dǎ suàn dà chī yī dùn |
[02:27.834] | tū rán xiǎng qǐ xīn fáng hái dé zhuāng xiū |
[02:29.884] | diǎn cài shí hòu guāi guāi de dōu shì sù cài |
[02:33.058] | lǎo bǎn lái liǎng pán tǔ dòu sī |
[02:34.634] | fáng zi kě chén zhèng zài yā shàng wǒ de jiān |
[02:36.070] | xià bàn bèi zi de xīn kǔ yǐ jīng tí qián xuān pàn |
[02:37.570] | fáng chǎn zhèng lǐ yǒu wǒ de yī bàn yě yǒu nǐ de yī bàn |
[02:40.504] | pàn wàng jiàng xī shì nǐ de xīn yuàn yě shì wǒ de xīn yuàn |
[02:43.006] | xiǎng qǐ gǔ rén céng liú xià yī jù míng yán |
[02:46.220] | xiàng shì wǒ de xīn shēng yī qiān nián |
[02:48.446] | ān dé guǎng shà qiān wàn jiān tiān xià hán shì jù huān yán |
[03:15.195] | hán xīn rú kǔ shí jǐ nián zhōng yú zǎn le diǎn qián |
[03:17.258] | mǎi tào dān yuán fáng qǔ gè piào liàng xí fù ér |
[03:18.883] | hǎo hǎo shēng gè dà pàng xiǎo zi zhǔn bèi xiǎng shòu tiān lún zhī lè ān dù wǎn nián |
[03:24.946] | xiàn zài de fáng jià tài shē chǐ yī zhěng dòng bù dòng jiù shì jǐ shí wàn |
[03:29.693] | shuí shuō hǎo nán ér zhì zài sì fāng wǒ kàn yě jiù jǐ shí píng mǐ fāng yuán |
[03:33.321] | jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng |
[03:37.290] | fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng |
[03:39.633] | ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi |
[03:42.195] | xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì |
[03:44.945] | jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng |
[03:47.069] | chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì |
[03:49.945] | méi yǒu jīn gāng zuàn bù gǎn luàn pèng zhè cí qì |
[03:52.795] | jí shǐ nǐ hūn jiǎn méi wèn tí xiàn shí hái huì gěi nǐ dǎ jī |
[03:55.669] | jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng |
[03:57.870] | fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng |
[04:00.193] | ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi |
[04:02.632] | xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì |
[04:05.945] | jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng |
[04:08.068] | chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì |
[04:11.068] | méi yǒu jīn gāng zuàn bù gǎn luàn pèng zhè cí qì |
[04:13.204] | jí shǐ nǐ hūn jiǎn méi wèn tí xiàn shí hái huì gěi nǐ dǎ jī |
[04:16.268] | jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng |
[04:17.832] | fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng |
[04:19.832] | ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi |
[04:23.268] | xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì |
[04:26.268] | jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng |
[04:28.268] | chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì |