| [00:13.900] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [00:15.300] | 你骗我来我骗你 |
| [00:17.000] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [00:18.000] | 怎么都口不对心 |
| [00:18.620] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [00:19.950] | 虚荣假意大骗局 |
| [00:21.080] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [00:22.000] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [00:22.950] | 忽悠 |
| [00:23.330] | 我再给你打电话。（你就等到下辈子吧！） |
| [00:26.200] | 你过去我不在乎呀。（如果没做坏事的话） |
| [00:29.209] | 我一定不会离开她！（等你死了再说吧！） |
| [00:30.529] | 失去了你我想自杀！（不过是想想罢了） |
| [00:33.490] | 今天一直都在想你。（昨天前天都忘记） |
| [00:35.069] | 你就是我唯一。（还是唯一不知情） |
| [00:37.499] | 没人像你这么贴心。（他有选择性失忆） |
| [00:39.739] | 我还想跟你在一起。（即使已经女友成群） |
| [00:42.379] | 我绝对不会说谎！（但也不会说实话） |
| [00:44.999] | 这一次我是认真的！（是你口头禅吧？） |
| [00:47.629] | 姐姐小孩不是我的。（他敢说你敢听吗？） |
| [00:50.209] | 啊哈！啊哈！ |
| [00:51.490] | Oh Oh Oh My God！ |
| [00:52.039] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [00:53.279] | 你骗我来我骗你 |
| [00:54.279] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [00:55.589] | 怎么都口不对心 |
| [00:56.729] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [00:59.090] | 虚荣假意大骗局 |
| [00:59.349] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [01:00.379] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [01:01.369] | 忽悠 |
| [01:01.709] | 我是老板事业成功！（那是！专营小卖部） |
| [01:04.248] | 三十年的积蓄存储。（一夜让你体无完肤） |
| [01:05.939] | 坐的车比“林肯”还宽！（车名叫做大公共） |
| [01:08.349] | 研究清史文化典故。（《还珠格格》每集都熟） |
| [01:10.809] | 经常看些欧美影片。（尤其是些欧美‘猛’片） |
| [01:13.749] | 揣摩人物心理世界。（总是幻想自己主演） |
| [01:15.949] | 上流社会效厌倦。（摆摊在饭店门前） |
| [01:18.559] | 斯文决对又很“体贴”！（因为已经呜哈多年~） |
| [01:20.599] | 晚上会陪你看星星！（那是他 家房没屋顶） |
| [01:22.959] | 从来不会火车旅行。（都是骑自行车去） |
| [01:24.799] | 看我一眼你就满意！（再看就该觉得恶心） |
| [01:26.759] | |
| [01:27.629] | 啊哈！啊哈！ |
| [01:28.799] | Oh Oh Oh My God！ |
| [01:31.000] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [01:31.369] | 你骗我来我骗你 |
| [01:32.599] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [01:33.639] | 怎么都口不对心 |
| [01:34.719] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [01:35.799] | 虚荣假意大骗局 |
| [01:36.819] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [01:37.779] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [01:38.739] | 忽悠 |
| [01:39.069] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [01:41.790] | 你骗我来我骗你 |
| [01:42.309] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [01:43.628] | 怎么都口不对心 |
| [01:44.709] | 我就我就我就去！ |
| [01:45.809] | 虚荣假意大骗局 |
| [01:46.869] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [01:47.889] | 忽悠来忽悠去 |
| [01:48.889] | 忽悠 |
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| [00:13.900] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [00:15.300] | ni pian wo lai wo pian ni |
| [00:17.000] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [00:18.000] | zen me dou kou bu dui xin |
| [00:18.620] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [00:19.950] | xu rong jia yi da pian ju |
| [00:21.080] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [00:22.000] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [00:22.950] | hu you |
| [00:23.330] | wo zai gei ni da dian hua. ni jiu deng dao xia bei zi ba! |
| [00:26.200] | ni guo qu wo bu zai hu ya. ru guo mei zuo huai shi de hua |
| [00:29.209] | wo yi ding bu hui li kai ta! deng ni si le zai shuo ba! |
| [00:30.529] | shi qu le ni wo xiang zi sha! bu guo shi xiang xiang ba le |
| [00:33.490] | jin tian yi zhi dou zai xiang ni. zuo tian qian tian du wang ji |
| [00:35.069] | ni jiu shi wo wei yi. hai shi wei yi bu zhi qing |
| [00:37.499] | mei ren xiang ni zhe me tie xin. ta you xuan ze xing shi yi |
| [00:39.739] | wo hai xiang gen ni zai yi qi. ji shi yi jing nv you cheng qun |
| [00:42.379] | wo jue dui bu hui shuo huang! dan ye bu hui shuo shi hua |
| [00:44.999] | zhe yi ci wo shi ren zhen de! shi ni kou tou chan ba? |
| [00:47.629] | jie jie xiao hai bu shi wo de. ta gan shuo ni gan ting ma? |
| [00:50.209] | a ha! a ha! |
| [00:51.490] | Oh Oh Oh My God! |
| [00:52.039] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [00:53.279] | ni pian wo lai wo pian ni |
| [00:54.279] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [00:55.589] | zen me dou kou bu dui xin |
| [00:56.729] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [00:59.090] | xu rong jia yi da pian ju |
| [00:59.349] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [01:00.379] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [01:01.369] | hu you |
| [01:01.709] | wo shi lao ban shi ye cheng gong! na shi! zhuan ying xiao mai bu |
| [01:04.248] | san shi nian de ji xu cun chu. yi ye rang ni ti wu wan fu |
| [01:05.939] | zuo de che bi" lin ken" hai kuan! che ming jiao zuo da gong gong |
| [01:08.349] | yan jiu qing shi wen hua dian gu. huan zhu ge ge mei ji dou shu |
| [01:10.809] | jing chang kan xie ou mei ying pian. you qi shi xie ou mei' meng' pian |
| [01:13.749] | chuai mo ren wu xin li shi jie. zong shi huan xiang zi ji zhu yan |
| [01:15.949] | shang liu she hui xiao yan juan. bai tan zai fan dian men qian |
| [01:18.559] | si wen jue dui you hen" ti tie"! yin wei yi jing wu ha duo nian |
| [01:20.599] | wan shang hui pei ni kan xing xing! na shi ta jia fang mei wu ding |
| [01:22.959] | cong lai bu hui huo che lv xing. dou shi qi zi xing che qu |
| [01:24.799] | kan wo yi yan ni jiu man yi! zai kan jiu gai jue de e xin |
| [01:26.759] | |
| [01:27.629] | a ha! a ha! |
| [01:28.799] | Oh Oh Oh My God! |
| [01:31.000] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [01:31.369] | ni pian wo lai wo pian ni |
| [01:32.599] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [01:33.639] | zen me dou kou bu dui xin |
| [01:34.719] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [01:35.799] | xu rong jia yi da pian ju |
| [01:36.819] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [01:37.779] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [01:38.739] | hu you |
| [01:39.069] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [01:41.790] | ni pian wo lai wo pian ni |
| [01:42.309] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [01:43.628] | zen me dou kou bu dui xin |
| [01:44.709] | wo jiu wo jiu wo jiu qu! |
| [01:45.809] | xu rong jia yi da pian ju |
| [01:46.869] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [01:47.889] | hu you lai hu you qu |
| [01:48.889] | hu you |
| [01:49.619] |
| [00:13.900] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [00:15.300] | nǐ piàn wǒ lái wǒ piàn nǐ |
| [00:17.000] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [00:18.000] | zěn me dōu kǒu bú duì xīn |
| [00:18.620] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [00:19.950] | xū róng jiǎ yì dà piàn jú |
| [00:21.080] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [00:22.000] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [00:22.950] | hū yōu |
| [00:23.330] | wǒ zài gěi nǐ dǎ diàn huà. nǐ jiù děng dào xià bèi zi ba! |
| [00:26.200] | nǐ guò qù wǒ bù zài hu ya. rú guǒ méi zuò huài shì de huà |
| [00:29.209] | wǒ yí dìng bú huì lí kāi tā! děng nǐ sǐ le zài shuō ba! |
| [00:30.529] | shī qù le nǐ wǒ xiǎng zì shā! bù guò shì xiǎng xiǎng bà le |
| [00:33.490] | jīn tiān yī zhí dōu zài xiǎng nǐ. zuó tiān qián tiān dū wàng jì |
| [00:35.069] | nǐ jiù shì wǒ wéi yī. hái shì wéi yī bù zhī qíng |
| [00:37.499] | méi rén xiàng nǐ zhè me tiē xīn. tā yǒu xuǎn zé xìng shī yì |
| [00:39.739] | wǒ hái xiǎng gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ. jí shǐ yǐ jīng nǚ yǒu chéng qún |
| [00:42.379] | wǒ jué duì bú huì shuō huǎng! dàn yě bú huì shuō shí huà |
| [00:44.999] | zhè yī cì wǒ shì rèn zhēn de! shì nǐ kǒu tóu chán ba? |
| [00:47.629] | jiě jie xiǎo hái bú shì wǒ de. tā gǎn shuō nǐ gǎn tīng ma? |
| [00:50.209] | ā hā! ā hā! |
| [00:51.490] | Oh Oh Oh My God! |
| [00:52.039] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [00:53.279] | nǐ piàn wǒ lái wǒ piàn nǐ |
| [00:54.279] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [00:55.589] | zěn me dōu kǒu bú duì xīn |
| [00:56.729] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [00:59.090] | xū róng jiǎ yì dà piàn jú |
| [00:59.349] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [01:00.379] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [01:01.369] | hū yōu |
| [01:01.709] | wǒ shì lǎo bǎn shì yè chéng gōng! nà shi! zhuān yíng xiǎo mài bù |
| [01:04.248] | sān shí nián de jī xù cún chǔ. yī yè ràng nǐ tǐ wú wán fū |
| [01:05.939] | zuò de chē bǐ" lín kěn" hái kuān! chē míng jiào zuò dà gōng gòng |
| [01:08.349] | yán jiū qīng shǐ wén huà diǎn gù. huán zhū gé gé měi jí dōu shú |
| [01:10.809] | jīng cháng kàn xiē ōu měi yǐng piān. yóu qí shì xiē ōu měi' měng' piàn |
| [01:13.749] | chuǎi mó rén wù xīn lǐ shì jiè. zǒng shì huàn xiǎng zì jǐ zhǔ yǎn |
| [01:15.949] | shàng liú shè huì xiào yàn juàn. bǎi tān zài fàn diàn mén qián |
| [01:18.559] | sī wén jué duì yòu hěn" tǐ tiē"! yīn wèi yǐ jīng wū hā duō nián |
| [01:20.599] | wǎn shàng huì péi nǐ kàn xīng xīng! nà shi tā jiā fáng méi wū dǐng |
| [01:22.959] | cóng lái bú huì huǒ chē lǚ xíng. dōu shì qí zì xíng chē qù |
| [01:24.799] | kàn wǒ yī yǎn nǐ jiù mǎn yì! zài kàn jiù gāi jué de ě xīn |
| [01:26.759] | |
| [01:27.629] | ā hā! ā hā! |
| [01:28.799] | Oh Oh Oh My God! |
| [01:31.000] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [01:31.369] | nǐ piàn wǒ lái wǒ piàn nǐ |
| [01:32.599] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [01:33.639] | zěn me dōu kǒu bú duì xīn |
| [01:34.719] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [01:35.799] | xū róng jiǎ yì dà piàn jú |
| [01:36.819] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [01:37.779] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [01:38.739] | hū yōu |
| [01:39.069] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [01:41.790] | nǐ piàn wǒ lái wǒ piàn nǐ |
| [01:42.309] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [01:43.628] | zěn me dōu kǒu bú duì xīn |
| [01:44.709] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù wǒ jiù qù! |
| [01:45.809] | xū róng jiǎ yì dà piàn jú |
| [01:46.869] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [01:47.889] | hū yōu lái hū yōu qù |
| [01:48.889] | hū yōu |
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