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I want to tell you a story from way back |
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Truck on down and dig me, Jack |
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There's Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-eyed Moe, No Moe |
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Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Moe |
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Who's the greatest band around |
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Makes the cats jump up and down |
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Who's the talk of rhythm town |
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Five Guys Named Moe |
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When they start to beat it out |
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Everybody jump and shout |
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Tell me, who do the critics rave about |
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Five Guys Named Moe |
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They came out of nowhere |
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And that don't mean a thing |
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They rate high and you'll know why |
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When you hear them swing |
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High brow, low brow, all agree |
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They're the best in harmony |
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I'm telling you, folks, you really ought to see |
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Five Guys Named Moe |
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One guy, Big Moe |
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Two guys, Little-bitty Moe |
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Three guys, Four-eyed Moe |
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Four guys, No Moe |
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Five guys, Eat Moe |
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Five little guys named Moe |