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"Good evening brothers and sister, I'm very sorry to announce that Deacon Jones |
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will not be present at the services today. He had a slight accident. But he wants |
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everyone to be happy, because when you're happy, that's what counts." |
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Brothers and sisters and sisterettes |
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Deacon Jones sends his deepest regrets |
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To the members of the flock who are new around here |
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There's somethin' 'bout the deacon that I wanna make clear |
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Who's honored and respected? (Deacon Jones) |
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Now who's so unaffected? (Deacon Jones) |
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when the sinner's moanin' low, who will share his tale of woe? |
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Lordy, Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Who's so handsome and good lookin'? (Deacon Jones) Ummm Hmmm Ummm |
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Who can smell a rooster cookin'? (Deacon Jones) The good ole Deke |
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Who gets all the chicken breast and leaves the giblets for the rest? |
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Lordy, Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones) Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones) |
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Lordy, Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Now who will keep a siser singin'? (Deacon Jones) Umm Hmmm Ummm Hmmmm |
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Who will also keep her phone a ringin'? (Deacon Jones) Yes, yes |
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And when she's left all alone at night, who will help her see the light? |
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Lordy, Lord, Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Now who's loved by all the congregation? (Deacon Jones) Yes, yes brother |
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And who gives them consolation? (Deacon Jones) Umm hmmm Umm hmmm |
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When a sister's feelin' blue, who is it that consoles here in her pew? |
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Lordy Lord, Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones) Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones) |
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Lordy, Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Now who's the country's greatest lover? (Deacon Jones) Yes, yes |
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Who makes all the other cats take cover? (Deacon Jones) Umm hmmm |
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And when your gal is leavin' you, now just tell me, who is she goin' to? |
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Lordy Lord, Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Now, who takes up all the contributions? (Deacon Jones) Yes, yes |
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And ah, who tends to their distribution? (Deacon Jones) |
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And before any of the dough is spent, who is it that takes out his 10 percent? |
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Lordy Lord, Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones) Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones) |
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Lordy, Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
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Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones) Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones) |
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Lordy, Lord, Lordy Lord, Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones |
