贫嘴高中生的幸福生活

贫嘴高中生的幸福生活 歌词

歌曲 贫嘴高中生的幸福生活
歌手 黑撒
专辑 起的比鸡还早
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : 黑撒
[00:00.28] 作词 : 黑撒
[00:00.86] 诶帅哥 你是几年级的呀
[00:03.45] 我是高二五班的小艺
[00:05.07] 我想约你和我去看周杰伦的演唱会
[00:07.93] 去不成 美女
[00:09.34] 我作业多得很
[00:11.40] 不是说现在给中小学生减压呢么
[00:14.06] 还会做不完作业呀
[00:16.06] 咦 减压 实际上还是添压
[00:19.43] 如果感到幸福你就拍拍手
[00:21.90] 如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚
[00:24.64] 如果感到幸福你就甩甩你的腿
[00:27.52] 如果感到幸福你就亲个嘴 Mu~Ma
[00:30.63] 还记得Long long ago
[00:32.28] 当我还是个幼稚儿童
[00:33.35] 我妈说 娃呀你将来一定给咱上个重点高中
[00:36.18] 我心说 以我一七零的智商 那算个啥
[00:39.09] 还不是学着耍着 轻松拿下
[00:41.85] 好日子总是有限的 上了重点就不是好混的
[00:44.51] 俗话说福无双至祸不单行
[00:46.12] 人背的时候吃啥药都不灵
[00:47.78] 从我有次语文考试发挥失常 得了个零
[00:49.58] 我是打球骨折 滑冰摔跤 彻底丧失了娱乐功能
[00:52.74] 曾经我爸我妈眼里的天才神童
[00:55.51] 要当二十一世界的牛顿爱因斯坦华罗庚
[00:58.21] 如今捧着成山的书本作业 畅游在题海之中
[01:01.17] 近视指数不断上涨 拥有了酒瓶盖的眼镜
[01:03.99] 锄禾日当午 汗滴禾下土 谁知盘中餐 粒粒皆辛苦
[01:14.93] 考大学 是我眼前唯一的幸福大街
[01:17.78] 没有文凭你的未来不是要饭就是卖血
[01:20.74] 我说条条大路通罗马 老师说你个瓜娃又不去罗马
[01:25.24] 造在这儿 喊叫啥
[01:26.68] 电脑游戏 放弃列 电视广播 放弃列
[01:32.14] 素描书法 放弃列 钢琴吉他 放弃列
[01:37.77] 如今我唯一的乐趣 就是放学后骑个自行车
[01:41.97] 跟踪一下班花 就是这个过程 还得思考一下课后第三大题
[01:46.53] 第四小题有没有三种解法
[01:49.26] 回家路上买上两个烤红苕 还得列个方程计算一下老板的利润率是多少
[01:55.23] 他是淨赚了我一块两毛七分钱
[01:58.80] 还是昧良心一把赚了一块三毛
[02:00.11] 白日依山尽 黄河入海流 欲穷千裡目 更上一层楼
[02:11.34] 幸福在哪里啊 幸福在哪里 幸福就在我们的作业本里
[02:22.27] 幸福在哪里啊 幸福在哪里 幸福就在我们的考试卷里
[02:33.61] 我的神经其实还是很粗的 像红军再苦再累也压不垮
[02:38.89] 你看隔壁班的李大傻 考试考个倒数第一直接就跳楼自杀
[02:44.84] 我躺在床上 睡不着 想着如果我又这么潇洒
[02:50.56] 那最难过的不是暗恋我的女娃 肯定是我妈
[02:55.77] 想起小时候看的动画片 机器猫黑猫警长
[02:59.24] 邋遢大王还有葫芦兄弟 羡慕起十年前的自己
[03:03.82] 无忧无虑得像个瓜皮 如果给我一个 时光倒流机器
[03:09.24] 我希望 我的年龄 永远停留在七
[03:12.65] 如果给我一个 时光倒流机器 我希望 我的年龄
[03:16.36] 永远停留在七
[03:20.33] 诶 在弄啥呢
[03:22.22] 诶呀 做作业呢么
[03:24.24] 咋现在还没做完呢 做到啥时候去了
[03:26.60] 诶作业多得很 做不完么
[03:29.71] 寒假加塞 暑假补课 周末开小灶
[03:32.37] 语文作业 数学作业 英语模拟考
[03:35.29] 念古诗 背单词 写定理 记公式
[03:38.51] 搞得我上知天文 下知地理 还是个假洋鬼子
[03:40.96] 每次老师上答疑课 点名让我对他提问
[03:43.22] 我都想说我不是鸭 别对我填鸭式教育
[03:45.96] 老师的天职是教书育人 就像花园里的园丁叔叔
[03:48.81] 可感觉你们咋像农场裡的养鸭专业户
[03:51.63] 体育锻炼的时间都被老师无情霸佔
[03:54.35] 生理卫生关键的章节录像也不准看
[03:57.30] 我们到底是杂来到这个世界上的
[04:00.32] 上辈子又欠了啥要这样受罪偿还
[04:03.22] 青春期的日子说短不短说长不长
[04:05.70] 我觉得我已经提前进入更年期的时光
[04:08.41] 我妈每天晚上都要给我喂四菜一汤
[04:11.77] 可我依然面如青菜 还咬牙写着锦绣文章
[04:14.42] 如果感到幸福你就拍拍手
[04:16.65] 如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚
[04:19.43] 如果感到幸福你娃你就甩甩你的腿
[04:22.83] 如果感到幸福你就亲个嘴 Mu~Ma
[04:25.28] 如果感到幸福你就拍拍手
[04:27.80] 如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚
[04:30.61] 如果感到幸福你娃你就甩甩你的腿
[04:33.69] 如果感到幸福你就亲个嘴 Mu~Ma
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[00:00.00] zuo qu : hei sa
[00:00.28] zuo ci : hei sa
[00:00.86] ei shuai ge ni shi ji nian ji de ya
[00:03.45] wo shi gao er wu ban de xiao yi
[00:05.07] wo xiang yue ni he wo qu kan zhou jie lun de yan chang hui
[00:07.93] qu bu cheng mei nv
[00:09.34] wo zuo ye duo de hen
[00:11.40] bu shi shuo xian zai gei zhong xiao xue sheng jian ya ne me
[00:14.06] hai hui zuo bu wan zuo ye ya
[00:16.06] yi jian ya shi ji shang hai shi tian ya
[00:19.43] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu pai pai shou
[00:21.90] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu duo duo jiao
[00:24.64] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu shuai shuai ni de tui
[00:27.52] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu qin ge zui Mu Ma
[00:30.63] hai ji de Long long ago
[00:32.28] dang wo hai shi ge you zhi er tong
[00:33.35] wo ma shuo wa ya ni jiang lai yi ding gei zan shang ge zhong dian gao zhong
[00:36.18] wo xin shuo yi wo yi qi ling de zhi shang na suan ge sha
[00:39.09] hai bu shi xue zhe shua zhe qing song na xia
[00:41.85] hao ri zi zong shi you xian de shang le zhong dian jiu bu shi hao hun de
[00:44.51] su hua shuo fu wu shuang zhi huo bu dan xing
[00:46.12] ren bei de shi hou chi sha yao dou bu ling
[00:47.78] cong wo you ci yu wen kao shi fa hui shi chang de le ge ling
[00:49.58] wo shi da qiu gu zhe hua bing shuai jiao che di sang shi le yu le gong neng
[00:52.74] ceng jing wo ba wo ma yan li de tian cai shen tong
[00:55.51] yao dang er shi yi shi jie de niu dun ai yin si tan hua luo geng
[00:58.21] ru jin peng zhe cheng shan de shu ben zuo ye chang you zai ti hai zhi zhong
[01:01.17] jin shi zhi shu bu duan shang zhang yong you le jiu ping gai de yan jing
[01:03.99] chu he ri dang wu han di he xia tu shei zhi pan zhong can li li jie xin ku
[01:14.93] kao da xue shi wo yan qian wei yi de xing fu da jie
[01:17.78] mei you wen ping ni de wei lai bu shi yao fan jiu shi mai xue
[01:20.74] wo shuo tiao tiao da lu tong luo ma lao shi shuo ni ge gua wa you bu qu luo ma
[01:25.24] zao zai zhe er han jiao sha
[01:26.68] dian nao you xi fang qi lie dian shi guang bo fang qi lie
[01:32.14] su miao shu fa fang qi lie gang qin ji ta fang qi lie
[01:37.77] ru jin wo wei yi de le qu jiu shi fang xue hou qi ge zi xing che
[01:41.97] gen zong yi xia ban hua jiu shi zhe ge guo cheng hai de si kao yi xia ke hou di san da ti
[01:46.53] di si xiao ti you mei you san zhong xie fa
[01:49.26] hui jia lu shang mai shang liang ge kao hong shao hai de lie ge fang cheng ji suan yi xia lao ban de li run lv shi duo shao
[01:55.23] ta shi jing zhuan le wo yi kuai liang mao qi fen qian
[01:58.80] hai shi mei liang xin yi ba zhuan le yi kuai san mao
[02:00.11] bai ri yi shan jin huang he ru hai liu yu qiong qian li mu geng shang yi ceng lou
[02:11.34] xing fu zai na li a xing fu zai na li xing fu jiu zai wo men de zuo ye ben li
[02:22.27] xing fu zai na li a xing fu zai na li xing fu jiu zai wo men de kao shi juan li
[02:33.61] wo de shen jing qi shi hai shi hen cu de xiang hong jun zai ku zai lei ye ya bu kua
[02:38.89] ni kan ge bi ban de li da sha kao shi kao ge dao shu di yi zhi jie jiu tiao lou zi sha
[02:44.84] wo tang zai chuang shang shui bu zhao xiang zhe ru guo wo you zhe me xiao sa
[02:50.56] na zui nan guo de bu shi an lian wo de nv wa ken ding shi wo ma
[02:55.77] xiang qi xiao shi hou kan de dong hua pian ji qi mao hei mao jing chang
[02:59.24] la ta dai wang hai you hu lu xiong di xian mu qi shi nian qian de zi ji
[03:03.82] wu you wu lv de xiang ge gua pi ru guo gei wo yi ge shi guang dao liu ji qi
[03:09.24] wo xi wang wo de nian ling yong yuan ting liu zai qi
[03:12.65] ru guo gei wo yi ge shi guang dao liu ji qi wo xi wang wo de nian ling
[03:16.36] yong yuan ting liu zai qi
[03:20.33] ei zai nong sha ne
[03:22.22] ei ya zuo zuo ye ne me
[03:24.24] za xian zai hai mei zuo wan ne zuo dao sha shi hou qu le
[03:26.60] ei zuo ye duo de hen zuo bu wan me
[03:29.71] han jia jia sai shu jia bu ke zhou mo kai xiao zao
[03:32.37] yu wen zuo ye shu xue zuo ye ying yu mo ni kao
[03:35.29] nian gu shi bei dan ci xie ding li ji gong shi
[03:38.51] gao de wo shang zhi tian wen xia zhi di li hai shi ge jia yang gui zi
[03:40.96] mei ci lao shi shang da yi ke dian ming rang wo dui ta ti wen
[03:43.22] wo dou xiang shuo wo bu shi ya bie dui wo tian ya shi jiao yu
[03:45.96] lao shi de tian zhi shi jiao shu yu ren jiu xiang hua yuan li de yuan ding shu shu
[03:48.81] ke gan jue ni men za xiang nong chang li de yang ya zhuan ye hu
[03:51.63] ti yu duan lian de shi jian dou bei lao shi wu qing ba zhan
[03:54.35] sheng li wei sheng guan jian de zhang jie lu xiang ye bu zhun kan
[03:57.30] wo men dao di shi za lai dao zhe ge shi jie shang de
[04:00.32] shang bei zi you qian le sha yao zhe yang shou zui chang huan
[04:03.22] qing chun qi de ri zi shuo duan bu duan shuo zhang bu zhang
[04:05.70] wo jue de wo yi jing ti qian jin ru geng nian qi de shi guang
[04:08.41] wo ma mei tian wan shang dou yao gei wo wei si cai yi tang
[04:11.77] ke wo yi ran mian ru qing cai hai yao ya xie zhe jin xiu wen zhang
[04:14.42] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu pai pai shou
[04:16.65] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu duo duo jiao
[04:19.43] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni wa ni jiu shuai shuai ni de tui
[04:22.83] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu qin ge zui Mu Ma
[04:25.28] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu pai pai shou
[04:27.80] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu duo duo jiao
[04:30.61] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni wa ni jiu shuai shuai ni de tui
[04:33.69] ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu qin ge zui Mu Ma
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[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : hēi sā
[00:00.28] zuò cí : hēi sā
[00:00.86] éi shuài gē nǐ shì jǐ nián jí de ya
[00:03.45] wǒ shì gāo èr wǔ bān de xiǎo yì
[00:05.07] wǒ xiǎng yuē nǐ hé wǒ qù kàn zhōu jié lún de yǎn chàng huì
[00:07.93] qù bù chéng měi nǚ
[00:09.34] wǒ zuò yè duō de hěn
[00:11.40] bú shì shuō xiàn zài gěi zhōng xiǎo xué shēng jiǎn yā ne me
[00:14.06] hái huì zuò bù wán zuò yè ya
[00:16.06] yí jiǎn yā shí jì shang hái shì tiān yā
[00:19.43] rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù pāi pāi shǒu
[00:21.90] rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù duò duò jiǎo
[00:24.64] rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù shuǎi shuǎi nǐ de tuǐ
[00:27.52] rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù qīn gè zuǐ Mu Ma
[00:30.63] hái jì de Long long ago
[00:32.28] dāng wǒ hái shì gè yòu zhì ér tóng
[00:33.35] wǒ mā shuō wá ya nǐ jiāng lái yí dìng gěi zán shàng ge zhòng diǎn gāo zhōng
[00:36.18] wǒ xīn shuō yǐ wǒ yī qī líng de zhì shāng nà suàn gè shà
[00:39.09] hái bú shì xué zhe shuǎ zhe qīng sōng ná xià
[00:41.85] hǎo rì zi zǒng shì yǒu xiàn de shàng le zhòng diǎn jiù bú shì hǎo hùn de
[00:44.51] sú huà shuō fú wú shuāng zhì huò bù dān xíng
[00:46.12] rén bèi de shí hòu chī shà yào dōu bù líng
[00:47.78] cóng wǒ yǒu cì yǔ wén kǎo shì fā huī shī cháng dé le gè líng
[00:49.58] wǒ shì dǎ qiú gǔ zhé huá bīng shuāi jiāo chè dǐ sàng shī le yú lè gōng néng
[00:52.74] céng jīng wǒ bà wǒ mā yǎn lǐ de tiān cái shén tóng
[00:55.51] yào dāng èr shí yī shì jiè de niú dùn ài yīn sī tǎn huà luó gēng
[00:58.21] rú jīn pěng zhe chéng shān de shū běn zuò yè chàng yóu zài tí hǎi zhī zhōng
[01:01.17] jìn shì zhǐ shù bù duàn shàng zhǎng yōng yǒu le jiǔ píng gài de yǎn jìng
[01:03.99] chú hé rì dāng wǔ hàn dī hé xià tǔ shéi zhī pán zhōng cān lì lì jiē xīn kǔ
[01:14.93] kǎo dà xué shì wǒ yǎn qián wéi yī de xìng fú dà jiē
[01:17.78] méi yǒu wén píng nǐ de wèi lái bú shì yào fàn jiù shì mài xuè
[01:20.74] wǒ shuō tiáo tiáo dà lù tōng luó mǎ lǎo shī shuō nǐ gè guā wá yòu bù qù luó mǎ
[01:25.24] zào zài zhè ér hǎn jiào shà
[01:26.68] diàn nǎo yóu xì fàng qì liè diàn shì guǎng bō fàng qì liè
[01:32.14] sù miáo shū fǎ fàng qì liè gāng qín jí tā fàng qì liè
[01:37.77] rú jīn wǒ wéi yī de lè qù jiù shì fàng xué hòu qí gè zì xíng chē
[01:41.97] gēn zōng yī xià bān huā jiù shì zhè gè guò chéng hái dé sī kǎo yī xià kè hòu dì sān dà tí
[01:46.53] dì sì xiǎo tí yǒu méi yǒu sān zhǒng xiè fǎ
[01:49.26] huí jiā lù shàng mǎi shàng liǎng gè kǎo hóng sháo hái dé liè gè fāng chéng jì suàn yī xià lǎo bǎn de lì rùn lǜ shì duō shǎo
[01:55.23] tā shì jìng zhuàn le wǒ yí kuài liǎng máo qī fēn qián
[01:58.80] hái shì mèi liáng xīn yī bǎ zhuàn le yí kuài sān máo
[02:00.11] bái rì yī shān jǐn huáng hé rù hǎi liú yù qióng qiān lǐ mù gèng shàng yī céng lóu
[02:11.34] xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ a xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ xìng fú jiù zài wǒ men de zuò yè běn lǐ
[02:22.27] xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ a xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ xìng fú jiù zài wǒ men de kǎo shì juàn lǐ
[02:33.61] wǒ de shén jīng qí shí hái shì hěn cū de xiàng hóng jūn zài kǔ zài lèi yě yā bù kuǎ
[02:38.89] nǐ kàn gé bì bān de lǐ dà shǎ kǎo shì kǎo gè dào shǔ dì yī zhí jiē jiù tiào lóu zì shā
[02:44.84] wǒ tǎng zài chuáng shàng shuì bù zháo xiǎng zhe rú guǒ wǒ yòu zhè me xiāo sǎ
[02:50.56] nà zuì nán guò de bú shì àn liàn wǒ de nǚ wá kěn dìng shì wǒ mā
[02:55.77] xiǎng qǐ xiǎo shí hòu kàn de dòng huà piān jī qì māo hēi māo jǐng cháng
[02:59.24] lā tà dài wáng hái yǒu hú lú xiōng dì xiàn mù qǐ shí nián qián de zì jǐ
[03:03.82] wú yōu wú lǜ dé xiàng gè guā pí rú guǒ gěi wǒ yí gè shí guāng dào liú jī qì
[03:09.24] wǒ xī wàng wǒ de nián líng yǒng yuǎn tíng liú zài qī
[03:12.65] rú guǒ gěi wǒ yí gè shí guāng dào liú jī qì wǒ xī wàng wǒ de nián líng
[03:16.36] yǒng yuǎn tíng liú zài qī
[03:20.33] éi zài nòng shà ne
[03:22.22] éi ya zuò zuò yè ne me
[03:24.24] zǎ xiàn zài hái méi zuò wán ne zuò dào shà shí hòu qù le
[03:26.60] éi zuò yè duō de hěn zuò bù wán me
[03:29.71] hán jià jiā sāi shǔ jià bǔ kè zhōu mò kāi xiǎo zào
[03:32.37] yǔ wén zuò yè shù xué zuò yè yīng yǔ mó nǐ kǎo
[03:35.29] niàn gǔ shī bèi dān cí xiě dìng lǐ jì gōng shì
[03:38.51] gǎo dé wǒ shàng zhī tiān wén xià zhī dì lǐ hái shì gè jiǎ yáng guǐ zi
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