歌曲 | Hip Hop Quotables - Album Version (Explicit) |
歌手 | Ludacris |
专辑 | Chicken - N - Beer |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作曲 : Bridges, Sermon | |
作词 : BRIDGES, CHRISTOPHER BRIAN/SERMON, ERICK S | |
Hi, my name's | |
Ludacris, and | |
I'm high as giraffe pussy | |
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me | |
I curse so much just to get on they nerves | |
I got kids actin' a fool from the traps to the burbs | |
My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque | |
So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back | |
I take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater | |
And make government officials breathe harder than | |
Darth Vader | |
It's the chicken and the beer that makes | |
Luda keep rappin' | |
But no pork on my fork, | |
I don't even speak pig latin | |
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait | |
Plus I eat many | |
MC's, but | |
I don't gain no weight | |
The numba one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers | |
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than maracas | |
But my trix ain't for kids, if you dig'um you'll get smacked | |
I'll clock ya | |
I'll spring forward, you fall back | |
Every album that | |
I drop has got more than ten bangers | |
That's cause | |
I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is | |
Crank Yankers | |
Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain | |
To get chicks from | |
Portland, | |
Oregon to | |
Portland, | |
MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastas | |
For a hefty fee, | |
I'm on your record like | |
Bob Costas | |
I own so many jerseys | |
I'm a throwback mess | |
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em | |
I want a full court press | |
So momma toast your glass while | |
I'm countin' my cash' | |
Cause every single is a smash, | |
I'm hot as a camel's ass | |
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost | |
And that they last about as long as my part in the wash | |
From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit'chu | |
One of Mini | |
Me's shoes got more sole than you | |
So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin' | |
I'm in the strip club smokin', with | |
President | |
ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee | |
They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me | |
I'll be in another room when | |
I hit from the back | |
Not to mention my refridgerator's taller than | |
ShaqSo yippie kay yay, yippie yie yie yo | |
If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro | |
I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on | |
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tampons | |
So wash all ya sins away and stop playin' | |
If God's line is busy you might have to two way him | |
Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet | |
And when I'm drunk tell them kids, drugs are bad, mmm'kay? | |
Or watch me swing my chain at the | |
Roscoe's off | |
PicoGot seven cars, get all my rims at | |
Chrome Depot | |
And people think | |
I'm bad, they say "Oh he's so Evil!"' | |
Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people | |
But my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf | |
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself' | |
Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong | |
Like the N | |
BA, you gotta play hard or go home | |
All that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them' | |
Cause Ludacris'll beat you down with a prosthetic limb | |
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it | |
And yo' breath will turn to | |
Foot Locker water repellant | |
I'm the man, | |
I got money far as the eyes can see | |
And I'm in a group, | |
I split dough with me, me and me | |
So much money in my jewelry that | |
I'm damn near sorry | |
So I'ma trade my earrings in, and get a | |
FerrariI buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with | |
Donald Trump | |
Y'all meet with | |
Honda, no payments for 12 months | |
Take a look at yo' life, and no wonder you so sad | |
Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool! |
zuo qu : Bridges, Sermon | |
zuo ci : BRIDGES, CHRISTOPHER BRIAN SERMON, ERICK S | |
Hi, my name' s | |
Ludacris, and | |
I' m high as giraffe pussy | |
And I' m close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me | |
I curse so much just to get on they nerves | |
I got kids actin' a fool from the traps to the burbs | |
My filthy mouth, it won' t fight cavities or beat plaque | |
So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back | |
I take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater | |
And make government officials breathe harder than | |
Darth Vader | |
It' s the chicken and the beer that makes | |
Luda keep rappin' | |
But no pork on my fork, | |
I don' t even speak pig latin | |
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait | |
Plus I eat many | |
MC' s, but | |
I don' t gain no weight | |
The numba one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers | |
I' m as stiff as a board, y' all more shook than maracas | |
But my trix ain' t for kids, if you dig' um you' ll get smacked | |
I' ll clock ya | |
I' ll spring forward, you fall back | |
Every album that | |
I drop has got more than ten bangers | |
That' s cause | |
I' m a shot caller, y' all fools is | |
Crank Yankers | |
Ain' t a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain | |
To get chicks from | |
Portland, | |
Oregon to | |
Portland, | |
MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastas | |
For a hefty fee, | |
I' m on your record like | |
Bob Costas | |
I own so many jerseys | |
I' m a throwback mess | |
I hit the cleaners and tell ' em | |
I want a full court press | |
So momma toast your glass while | |
I' m countin' my cash' | |
Cause every single is a smash, | |
I' m hot as a camel' s ass | |
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost | |
And that they last about as long as my part in the wash | |
From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' chu | |
One of Mini | |
Me' s shoes got more sole than you | |
So by the time you figure out why your record ain' t spinnin' | |
I' m in the strip club smokin', with | |
President | |
ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee | |
They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me | |
I' ll be in another room when | |
I hit from the back | |
Not to mention my refridgerator' s taller than | |
ShaqSo yippie kay yay, yippie yie yie yo | |
If you can' t swim, don' t smoke my hydro | |
I' ve been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on | |
But a lot of y' all are mo' stuck up than tampons | |
So wash all ya sins away and stop playin' | |
If God' s line is busy you might have to two way him | |
Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet | |
And when I' m drunk tell them kids, drugs are bad, mmm' kay? | |
Or watch me swing my chain at the | |
Roscoe' s off | |
PicoGot seven cars, get all my rims at | |
Chrome Depot | |
And people think | |
I' m bad, they say " Oh he' s so Evil!"' | |
Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people | |
But my album' s out the store, yours be on the shelf | |
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y' all keep to yourself' | |
Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong | |
Like the N | |
BA, you gotta play hard or go home | |
All that shit that y' all talkin', y' all can pop it to them' | |
Cause Ludacris' ll beat you down with a prosthetic limb | |
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it | |
And yo' breath will turn to | |
Foot Locker water repellant | |
I' m the man, | |
I got money far as the eyes can see | |
And I' m in a group, | |
I split dough with me, me and me | |
So much money in my jewelry that | |
I' m damn near sorry | |
So I' ma trade my earrings in, and get a | |
FerrariI buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with | |
Donald Trump | |
Y' all meet with | |
Honda, no payments for 12 months | |
Take a look at yo' life, and no wonder you so sad | |
Y' all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool! |
zuò qǔ : Bridges, Sermon | |
zuò cí : BRIDGES, CHRISTOPHER BRIAN SERMON, ERICK S | |
Hi, my name' s | |
Ludacris, and | |
I' m high as giraffe pussy | |
And I' m close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me | |
I curse so much just to get on they nerves | |
I got kids actin' a fool from the traps to the burbs | |
My filthy mouth, it won' t fight cavities or beat plaque | |
So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back | |
I take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater | |
And make government officials breathe harder than | |
Darth Vader | |
It' s the chicken and the beer that makes | |
Luda keep rappin' | |
But no pork on my fork, | |
I don' t even speak pig latin | |
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait | |
Plus I eat many | |
MC' s, but | |
I don' t gain no weight | |
The numba one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers | |
I' m as stiff as a board, y' all more shook than maracas | |
But my trix ain' t for kids, if you dig' um you' ll get smacked | |
I' ll clock ya | |
I' ll spring forward, you fall back | |
Every album that | |
I drop has got more than ten bangers | |
That' s cause | |
I' m a shot caller, y' all fools is | |
Crank Yankers | |
Ain' t a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain | |
To get chicks from | |
Portland, | |
Oregon to | |
Portland, | |
MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastas | |
For a hefty fee, | |
I' m on your record like | |
Bob Costas | |
I own so many jerseys | |
I' m a throwback mess | |
I hit the cleaners and tell ' em | |
I want a full court press | |
So momma toast your glass while | |
I' m countin' my cash' | |
Cause every single is a smash, | |
I' m hot as a camel' s ass | |
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost | |
And that they last about as long as my part in the wash | |
From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' chu | |
One of Mini | |
Me' s shoes got more sole than you | |
So by the time you figure out why your record ain' t spinnin' | |
I' m in the strip club smokin', with | |
President | |
ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee | |
They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me | |
I' ll be in another room when | |
I hit from the back | |
Not to mention my refridgerator' s taller than | |
ShaqSo yippie kay yay, yippie yie yie yo | |
If you can' t swim, don' t smoke my hydro | |
I' ve been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on | |
But a lot of y' all are mo' stuck up than tampons | |
So wash all ya sins away and stop playin' | |
If God' s line is busy you might have to two way him | |
Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet | |
And when I' m drunk tell them kids, drugs are bad, mmm' kay? | |
Or watch me swing my chain at the | |
Roscoe' s off | |
PicoGot seven cars, get all my rims at | |
Chrome Depot | |
And people think | |
I' m bad, they say " Oh he' s so Evil!"' | |
Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people | |
But my album' s out the store, yours be on the shelf | |
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y' all keep to yourself' | |
Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong | |
Like the N | |
BA, you gotta play hard or go home | |
All that shit that y' all talkin', y' all can pop it to them' | |
Cause Ludacris' ll beat you down with a prosthetic limb | |
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it | |
And yo' breath will turn to | |
Foot Locker water repellant | |
I' m the man, | |
I got money far as the eyes can see | |
And I' m in a group, | |
I split dough with me, me and me | |
So much money in my jewelry that | |
I' m damn near sorry | |
So I' ma trade my earrings in, and get a | |
FerrariI buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with | |
Donald Trump | |
Y' all meet with | |
Honda, no payments for 12 months | |
Take a look at yo' life, and no wonder you so sad | |
Y' all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool! |