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Lard! Lard! |
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Lard! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky. |
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Lard! Floats by in clusters in our water supply. |
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Lard! It's in all of us, man. |
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Our pores, and in our hair. |
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Lard! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear. |
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Lard is all. |
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Lard is in control. |
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Lard is divine. |
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We carry credit cards. |
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Lard whips and chains our soul. |
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We live in fear of art. |
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Lard is the |
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Om. Lard is revolution. in the bottle of cheap tequila. |
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Lard is the tapeworm, |
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That comes alive at night, |
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And sneaks up and bite our nipples. |
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Lard. Lard! |
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Nowadays, most of us need someone to run our personal life. |
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Someone to see that the plant are watered. |
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Someone to make sure the place is clean. |
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Someone to make sure dinner is waiting. |
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Some one to make up those cheap excuses. |
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Someone to call for theater tickets. |
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What we need is |
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Lard! Lard! |
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The answer. |
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The ointment. |
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The dancer. |
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The dream. |
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Absorb it. |
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Inflame it. |
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Respect it. |
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Molest it. |
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Lard! Lard! |
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The country, right now, it wants to be soothed. |
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And told it doesn't have to pay, or sacrifice, or learn. |
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No one is over the hill, when the mountain comes to |
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Mohammed. |
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Lard! Lard! |
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Lard! We love to pray. |
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We love to eat. |
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Mold over mind. |
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Hooray! The |
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Power of Lard! |
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The Power of |
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Lard! The |
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Power of Lard! |
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The Power of |
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Lard! Every time |
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I take a crap, it's a cosmic experience. |
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Religion, and chemicals are the keys to the future. |
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Next time that we have sex, just pretend that |
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I'm Ed Meese. |
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The weasels have it down, man. |
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It's a whole new age. |
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Lard! Which would you prefer? |
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A computer, or a gun? |
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The sharks outlived the dinosaurs, you know. (Feel) |
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The Power of |
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Lard! (Feel) |
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The Power of |
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Lard! (Feel) |
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The Power of |
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Lard! (Feel) |
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The Power of |
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Lard! Poison |
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Oak really is the aphrodisiac of the gods. |
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Pity the poor trainer in the stable when the racehorse farts. |
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When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks. |
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Hey, man. |
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Life is my college. |
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EeeeeYOOOowwwwww!! (instrumental break) |
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It's dental floss of the mind. |
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Who will baby sit the baby sitters? |
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Ever hear about the guy in |
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New York, who's dick fell of in the bath after he shot it full of coke? |
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It's okay to run out of butter in |
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Zambia. Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast. |
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Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup. |
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Which came first? |
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Max Headroom, or |
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Gerald Ford? |
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Are you a man or are you a mouse? |
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If you love your fun, |
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DIE FOR IT! |
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Die for Lard! |
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The Power of |
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Lard! The |
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Power of Lard! |
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The Power of |
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Lard! The |
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Power of Lard! (continues in background) |
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Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?(4x) |
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The Power of |
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Lard! The |
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Power of Lard! |
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Avoid Everything(4x) .. |
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Everything(8x) |
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The Power of |
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Lard! The |
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Power of Lard! (continues in background) |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! LARD! |
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LARD! |
