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You never know |
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When it says you gotta go |
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HellfudgeTo them cheap motels down in |
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Baton Rouge |
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HellfudgeRoll down the window of the limousine |
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HellfudgeI'll pay you fifteen bucks if you perform for me (No more) |
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HellfudgeI ain't givin' you one penny more |
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Gotta buy another |
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TV station for the |
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LordHellfudge |
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Can you imagine what it's like |
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To have to flash and pose |
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HellfudgeWhile a fat preacher |
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Sits and beats off in front of you |
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HellfudgeSame one who's so obsessed with |
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With anti-smut crusades (fancy that) |
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HellfudgeOh |
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Lord,Someone let the air out of my tires |
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HellfudgeI'm stuck-with my pants down |
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Red handed in sin |
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But with money like mine |
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The Lord always forgives me |
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When I'm dictator |
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You will A |
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LLBe under the iron thumb of |
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JeezusThe law of the land |
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Executions for witchcraft |
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Televised live at five |
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All Rock and |
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Roll is pornography |
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That mixed coed swimming-phooey |
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I tell yaIt promotes problems of the flesh |
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Problems of the flesh |
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The fleshThe flesh |
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The fleshI can't stand it anymore |
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My fundamentalist army's |
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Crackin' down full swirl |
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HellfudgePolyester suit nazis |
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Will control the world |
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HellfudgeIf you think |
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KhomeiniIs a step back in time |
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HellfudgeJust wait til |
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I decideWhat you read and who dies |
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HellfudgeYou think we're finished |
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Boy, you must be queer |
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We get a little stronger |
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Every year |
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When I bilk your money |
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I'm moral, man |
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But I got a little problem |
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I just can't say no |
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To that Hellfudge |
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So take off them clothes |
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Slowly now, slowly |
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And twitch your little flounder just like that |
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Yehhhh, Just like they do |
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In all the smut rags |
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I pretend to hate so much |
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Bite down real hard |
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Smile slut |
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I own you, |
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Look humiliated, try to cry |
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I despise you so much |
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I hate myself |
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MmmmmmTastes almost as good |
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As one of them green bubblegum cigars |
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Yeh! Hellfudge |
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There's a whole lotta |
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Shakin' goin' on in here |
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But don't tell my cousin, ok |
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YeeeehGreat |
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Balls 'o' |
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FireHellfudge |