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Hair by mail |
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Tit jobs for teens |
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Go broke appearing rich |
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Searching for rosebud in the fire |
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Pop stars fingers in the fans |
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The therapist you wish you had |
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Crucifix or lubricant |
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Government by fad! |
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CHORUS Mate! |
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Spawn! and |
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Die! Mate! |
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Spawn! and |
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Die! My my my my... |
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Are those salmon upstream turning red |
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From shear embarassment |
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Came all this way up all them ladders |
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Without checking a map |
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My the farce be with you |
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In one corner of the ring |
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That cherished myth |
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Falling in love magically solves |
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Every problem you've ever had |
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In the other corner |
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Spooon size shredded dreams |
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The Gods must be crazy |
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The movie goers must be crazy |
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CHORUS Wrong worm, hooked again |
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Mounted on the wall in my own den |
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I'll talk alone to a firefly |
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Dial 1-900- |
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Suk-Me-Dry |
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You can't throw me to the lions |
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I'm Charlton |
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Heston! You can't throw me to the lions |
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I'm Charlton |
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Heston! CH |
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ORUS Yippe ti-yi-yi-yo |
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Ho ho ho ho |
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Whaat do you really want for |
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Christmas, children? "...Mmmmm... Nice place ya got here, darlin' Sure wish the hot water worked Gotta rinse my jizz off before mornin' Or I'll itch for a week-" |
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Rarp! Damn! that water's cold |
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Agh! Eeee! |
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Steven Tyler |
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Of all people once said "If men bled Would tampons be free?" |
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Omi'god, I gottag get goin' "Now?" |
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I forgot to feed the cat |
