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Remember when you ran away and |
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I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because |
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I'd go berserk? |
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Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see |
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I've gone completely out of my mind. |
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And They're coming to take me away |
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Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and |
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I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away ha ha |
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You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when |
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I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? |
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You know you laughed, |
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I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know |
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I'm utterly mad. |
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And they're coming to take me away |
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Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha |
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To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes |
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They're coming to take me away ha ha... |
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I cooked your food, |
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I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. |
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Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the |
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ASPCA you mangy mutt. |
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And They're coming to take me away |
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Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha |
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To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and |
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I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats |
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They're coming to take me away |
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Ha Ha To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes |
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They're coming to take me away |
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Ha Ha Ha Your home the one the bank foreclosed, |
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You cried to me |
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Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. |
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But, I see, |
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I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while |
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I paid the rent, thanks! |
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And They're coming to take me away |
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Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha |
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To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin |
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They're coming to take me away |
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Ha Ha |
