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(Tony Martin/Tim Nichols) |
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I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver |
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Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her |
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There was the girl on the social page |
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Lookin' in love and all engaged |
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We decided she don't take a very good picture |
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It may be my family's redneck nature |
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Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior |
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It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger |
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But I don't like her |
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She may be a stranger who spends all winter |
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Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner |
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A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner |
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But I really hate her |
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I'll think of a reason later |
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I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker |
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Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target |
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I couldn't be happier on my own |
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But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone |
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And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it |
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It may be my family's redneck nature |
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Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior |
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It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger |
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But I don't like her |
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She may be a stranger who spends all winter |
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Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner |
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A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner |
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But I really hate her |
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I'll think of a reason later |
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Inside her head may lay all the answers |
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For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer |
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Salt of the earth and a real good dancer |
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But I really hate her |
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I'll think of a reason later |
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(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth |
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Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? |
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She makes me sick... |