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Please don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spock |
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Cause if you do, I know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clock |
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Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite |
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Bones will look at jim and say I'm just a doctor dammit |
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I'm an extra - on Star Trex |
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It's my break - on TV |
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The fourth man in the landing crew |
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It's the last you'll see of me |
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They didn't ask me I wanted to go |
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And if they did - I would have told them NO |
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Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be |
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Every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3 |
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I'm an extra............ |
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So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer |
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Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer |
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The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew |
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So you beam down - I'll say aboard and have some tribal stew |
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I'm an extra............ |
