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What will we do when we have our own kids |
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Give 'em twelve year bids just after the bars come of the cribs |
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Work within the system, make 'em listin' |
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To the darkest lecture in the architecture |
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Of a prison full of purity guards, security guards |
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That's sure to be hard |
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Recess [ringing] |
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Ran ... to the yard |
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... visitation rights |
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Boredom is the warden |
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Think we just ignore private school |
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But can you afford them? |
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And even then they're fair to Bette Midler |
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They fiddle ... diddles |
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And now they got the Ritalin |
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ADD |
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Another dumb doctor's complicity |
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I'm about to substitute teach no T.R.A.C.T. |
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So when the states fail |
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And they can't make bail |
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We'll hold a yail brake/fake bake sale |
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Slow in the uptake |
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While below in this cupcake |
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There is a file mile wide |
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With the rebile style died |
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Paullelujah |
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Current events, comparesing contrasts |
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Causing effects, evarising bombats |
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Five paragraphs each starts with a topic sentence |
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Or hook for pop ascendants |
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So much pop of course people stop attendance |
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And this court loves to drop defences |
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Let me see how illusion is spelled |
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98 percent of the graduates retriculate |
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Because the other ones got expelled |
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And then you know where they go |
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We could relatucate with the art |
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But we ain't got pay... |
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You can take you budgettary constraints |
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And find it up you hairy ta... |
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That means you principle asswipe! |
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You are worse for crossing grass than sass in a glass pipe |
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This isn't hyperbolly |
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This is reality, verbally |
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And we don't wan't weekends we need every day between |
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If you're mic-ed out when you're twenty |
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You're old when you're fifteen |
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I know - I reopen the black mountain school |
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And bring back to us the abacus as a counting tool |
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Y'all know what time it is |
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This is my ... house |
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When run around when it's nice out |
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And nobody counts house |