| 歌曲 | Cock Mobster |
| 歌手 | MC Paul Barman |
| 专辑 | Paullelujah! |
| 作词 : Barman, van Olden | |
| Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game? | |
| I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame | |
| Rappaz R. N. Dainja | |
| "Depression is closely followed | |
| By delusions of grandeur." (--Karen Horney) | |
| I think about all the pube I got | |
| While reading the Rubaiyat | |
| And make babies in bunny slippers | |
| With the JBs rockin' the Honey Drippers | |
| [Chorus] | |
| [Sample] | |
| "Hey baby, do you know who I am?" | |
| [Paul] | |
| Cock Mobster | |
| It's a porn utopia | |
| A cornucopia of warm fallopia | |
| Cock Mobster | |
| My dandy voice makes the most | |
| Anti-choice granny's panties moist | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie | |
| I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks | |
| I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses | |
| But Cindy Crawford ...offered | |
| I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum | |
| I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley | |
| I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon. | |
| Shall I keep on? (Yeah!) | |
| I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis | |
| I've seen the trim of Tina M. | |
| I'd crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton | |
| And I'll disrobe Lisa Loeb | |
| I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price | |
| Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr | |
| Lisa Bonet: I'd like a piece of your day | |
| I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley | |
| [Chorus] | |
| [Verse 3] | |
| I'm a braniac with a veiny sack | |
| Resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow) | |
| She almost shrank off when I said, "Take your top tank off." | |
| I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff | |
| I'm very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey | |
| But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup's butt up | |
| I'm the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella | |
| I'm truly the hero of Julie Shapiro | |
| But I'm sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman | |
| I'm putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston | |
| Which brings in Amy Tan | |
| She said, "Lay me, mon." | |
| Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick | |
| I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon | |
| Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya | |
| Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver | |
| I'm having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars | |
| Winona Ryder? Going inside her! | |
| I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith | |
| I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum | |
| I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched |
| zuò cí : Barman, van Olden | |
| Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game? | |
| I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame | |
| Rappaz R. N. Dainja | |
| " Depression is closely followed | |
| By delusions of grandeur." Karen Horney | |
| I think about all the pube I got | |
| While reading the Rubaiyat | |
| And make babies in bunny slippers | |
| With the JBs rockin' the Honey Drippers | |
| Chorus | |
| Sample | |
| " Hey baby, do you know who I am?" | |
| Paul | |
| Cock Mobster | |
| It' s a porn utopia | |
| A cornucopia of warm fallopia | |
| Cock Mobster | |
| My dandy voice makes the most | |
| Antichoice granny' s panties moist | |
| Verse 2 | |
| I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie | |
| I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks | |
| I like shorn quim lasses in hornrimmed glasses | |
| But Cindy Crawford ... offered | |
| I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum | |
| I' m immersed in Kirstie Alley' s thirsty valley | |
| I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon. | |
| Shall I keep on? Yeah! | |
| I' d feel the pubis of Mila Kunis | |
| I' ve seen the trim of Tina M. | |
| I' d crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton | |
| And I' ll disrobe Lisa Loeb | |
| I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price | |
| Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr | |
| Lisa Bonet: I' d like a piece of your day | |
| I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley | |
| Chorus | |
| Verse 3 | |
| I' m a braniac with a veiny sack | |
| Resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak Ooh, wow | |
| She almost shrank off when I said, " Take your top tank off." | |
| I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff | |
| I' m very pproprietary with MMMariah Carey | |
| But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup' s butt up | |
| I' m the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella | |
| I' m truly the hero of Julie Shapiro | |
| But I' m sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman | |
| I' m putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston | |
| Which brings in Amy Tan | |
| She said, " Lay me, mon." | |
| Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick | |
| I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon | |
| Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya | |
| Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver | |
| I' m having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars | |
| Winona Ryder? Going inside her! | |
| I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith | |
| I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum | |
| I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched |