歌曲 | Excuse You |
歌手 | MC Paul Barman |
专辑 | Paullelujah! |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Barman, Weitz | |
I make def tunes, take from MF Doom and Jeff Koons | |
No one left for the restrooms when I got on stage | |
I can rock the mic to silence by John Cage | |
With the arty flavor, I shoot the gift like a party favor | |
Flip the script and make it do cartwheels | |
Feel smart, steal hearts and start meals with chocolates | |
I drop gems like I got holes in my pockets | |
Why talk, heck, oh fuck | |
I catch wreck like a tow truck, silly kid | |
I'm iller than the Iliad and flow more than Shoah | |
While you're so corny you've gotta SOH CAH TOA | |
PEMDAS EFX the number one skirmisher | |
I'm in the house like furniture, pessimist | |
I'll push the envelope off a precipice | |
I push the envelope so hard, it says 'excuse you' | |
Take two and pass, make you spin on your ass | |
Like a green paint sprinkler on white grass | |
I'm rapping, son (you're not my dad) | |
If you think you think outside the box, you're trapped in one | |
I'm advancing the art form, depantsing a fat storm | |
Some people don't like thinking, I guess it's too hard for 'em | |
My dope duds don't touch soap suds | |
I keep it realer than a rotoscope does | |
I keep it more Gully than Jonathan Livingston | |
Brag rhymes have no lag times, acrostics, narratives | |
Fibbonacci challenge poems, declarative palendromes | |
Manifestoes, my five fans can attest, yo | |
Coming soon, Morse code | |
Kiragami, Krikigami, Kirigami, Origami | |
Bombard you with retard-uous wordplay | |
Rhymes come so easy I issue harsher restraints | |
And if I had any rhythm, maybe you'd finally faint | |
The way I communicate can make a freakin' eunuch mate | |
I write first person, light verse in a white hearse | |
And I'm the Ne plus ultra of B plus culture | |
My goal is to make you go Holy frijoles | |
Jesus H. Christ, where H stands for Holy crap | |
To boldly rap into the outer reaches, this doubter teachers | |
Defining God as aligning a divining rod with your reclining bod | |
Cause life is fickle, hellish, anemic, sickle cellish | |
Dude, you'll get chopped up like pickle relish | |
And when we perish, we're, what's the term dude, worm food | |
Worm food, friends' memories fade, you're remembered by what you've made | |
So I intertwine my mind and my rhymes in a braid | |
I bunjie jump into my grungy dump | |
And come up with a trust fundy, dust bunny, spongey clump | |
I got a very goth towel, a Terry Clark cowel | |
And when I wear it, I'm a hairy moth owl |
zuo ci : Barman, Weitz | |
I make def tunes, take from MF Doom and Jeff Koons | |
No one left for the restrooms when I got on stage | |
I can rock the mic to silence by John Cage | |
With the arty flavor, I shoot the gift like a party favor | |
Flip the script and make it do cartwheels | |
Feel smart, steal hearts and start meals with chocolates | |
I drop gems like I got holes in my pockets | |
Why talk, heck, oh fuck | |
I catch wreck like a tow truck, silly kid | |
I' m iller than the Iliad and flow more than Shoah | |
While you' re so corny you' ve gotta SOH CAH TOA | |
PEMDAS EFX the number one skirmisher | |
I' m in the house like furniture, pessimist | |
I' ll push the envelope off a precipice | |
I push the envelope so hard, it says ' excuse you' | |
Take two and pass, make you spin on your ass | |
Like a green paint sprinkler on white grass | |
I' m rapping, son you' re not my dad | |
If you think you think outside the box, you' re trapped in one | |
I' m advancing the art form, depantsing a fat storm | |
Some people don' t like thinking, I guess it' s too hard for ' em | |
My dope duds don' t touch soap suds | |
I keep it realer than a rotoscope does | |
I keep it more Gully than Jonathan Livingston | |
Brag rhymes have no lag times, acrostics, narratives | |
Fibbonacci challenge poems, declarative palendromes | |
Manifestoes, my five fans can attest, yo | |
Coming soon, Morse code | |
Kiragami, Krikigami, Kirigami, Origami | |
Bombard you with retarduous wordplay | |
Rhymes come so easy I issue harsher restraints | |
And if I had any rhythm, maybe you' d finally faint | |
The way I communicate can make a freakin' eunuch mate | |
I write first person, light verse in a white hearse | |
And I' m the Ne plus ultra of B plus culture | |
My goal is to make you go Holy frijoles | |
Jesus H. Christ, where H stands for Holy crap | |
To boldly rap into the outer reaches, this doubter teachers | |
Defining God as aligning a divining rod with your reclining bod | |
Cause life is fickle, hellish, anemic, sickle cellish | |
Dude, you' ll get chopped up like pickle relish | |
And when we perish, we' re, what' s the term dude, worm food | |
Worm food, friends' memories fade, you' re remembered by what you' ve made | |
So I intertwine my mind and my rhymes in a braid | |
I bunjie jump into my grungy dump | |
And come up with a trust fundy, dust bunny, spongey clump | |
I got a very goth towel, a Terry Clark cowel | |
And when I wear it, I' m a hairy moth owl |
zuò cí : Barman, Weitz | |
I make def tunes, take from MF Doom and Jeff Koons | |
No one left for the restrooms when I got on stage | |
I can rock the mic to silence by John Cage | |
With the arty flavor, I shoot the gift like a party favor | |
Flip the script and make it do cartwheels | |
Feel smart, steal hearts and start meals with chocolates | |
I drop gems like I got holes in my pockets | |
Why talk, heck, oh fuck | |
I catch wreck like a tow truck, silly kid | |
I' m iller than the Iliad and flow more than Shoah | |
While you' re so corny you' ve gotta SOH CAH TOA | |
PEMDAS EFX the number one skirmisher | |
I' m in the house like furniture, pessimist | |
I' ll push the envelope off a precipice | |
I push the envelope so hard, it says ' excuse you' | |
Take two and pass, make you spin on your ass | |
Like a green paint sprinkler on white grass | |
I' m rapping, son you' re not my dad | |
If you think you think outside the box, you' re trapped in one | |
I' m advancing the art form, depantsing a fat storm | |
Some people don' t like thinking, I guess it' s too hard for ' em | |
My dope duds don' t touch soap suds | |
I keep it realer than a rotoscope does | |
I keep it more Gully than Jonathan Livingston | |
Brag rhymes have no lag times, acrostics, narratives | |
Fibbonacci challenge poems, declarative palendromes | |
Manifestoes, my five fans can attest, yo | |
Coming soon, Morse code | |
Kiragami, Krikigami, Kirigami, Origami | |
Bombard you with retarduous wordplay | |
Rhymes come so easy I issue harsher restraints | |
And if I had any rhythm, maybe you' d finally faint | |
The way I communicate can make a freakin' eunuch mate | |
I write first person, light verse in a white hearse | |
And I' m the Ne plus ultra of B plus culture | |
My goal is to make you go Holy frijoles | |
Jesus H. Christ, where H stands for Holy crap | |
To boldly rap into the outer reaches, this doubter teachers | |
Defining God as aligning a divining rod with your reclining bod | |
Cause life is fickle, hellish, anemic, sickle cellish | |
Dude, you' ll get chopped up like pickle relish | |
And when we perish, we' re, what' s the term dude, worm food | |
Worm food, friends' memories fade, you' re remembered by what you' ve made | |
So I intertwine my mind and my rhymes in a braid | |
I bunjie jump into my grungy dump | |
And come up with a trust fundy, dust bunny, spongey clump | |
I got a very goth towel, a Terry Clark cowel | |
And when I wear it, I' m a hairy moth owl |