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Let's meet at the mecca where we munch on desserts |
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Let's order at a dining chain I'm ordering first |
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Can't decide on appetizers or what sandwich to get |
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can't deny it I'm excited gets my appetite whet |
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Homework's over parents snoring and I need to go roam |
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Phil picks me up in a jeep, a Suzuki that owns |
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We ride on river road |
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While we're blastin' Raining Blood |
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we're smoking swisher sweets |
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while we off road in the mud. |
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After causing as much havoc as we can in this town |
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After all the abandoned houses and the burial grounds |
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We head over to Denny's where we smoke and we flirt |
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Well I never do nothing see I'm kind of a nerd |
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Don't drink don't smoke break a cigarette in half |
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I'm a drug free virgin I don't fit into the pack |
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They can tell that I am different and they love me for that |
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Always good for a laugh always paying for gas |
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I'll take a cup of cocoa |
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and a slice of cookie pie |
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take the junior in the corner |
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that is giving me the eye |
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waitress gets a big tip |
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if she keeps bringing me fries |
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we're not allowed in Downing's |
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so we'll make Denny's our dive |
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I got a little cash allowance from my daddy |
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I'll take a blender blast or a moons over my hammy |
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Buy the table chicken fingers big spender in the house |
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Ambush someone with the cola, cough sugar out my mouth |
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cookie dough with the butters or a creamer suicide |
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waiting for the order so we're all just wasting time |
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Levitating forks no one knows how I do it |
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Order arrives at the table and we're diving into it |
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Freaks in the tunnels in their over sized denims |
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most of them are hungry they've been fogging up lemons |
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jocks hate them in the halls make fun of their hair |
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People treat them like they're freaks |
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but they probably don't care |
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I think they're cool feel like I wasted four years |
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Horsefeathers in Waukegan sip on tea 'stead of beers |
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so trees makes an appearance and we're feeling defiant |
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Suburban counter culture I really think you should try it |
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I'll take a cup of cocoa |
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and a slice of cookie pie |
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take the junior in the corner |
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that is giving me the eye |
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waitress gets a big tip |
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if she keeps bringing me fries |
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we're not allowed in Downing's |
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so we'll make Denny's our dive |
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One of us |
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We accept you |
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One of us |
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One of us |
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We accept you |
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One of us |