| [00:08.850] | 嗯，这问题让我想想…… |
| [00:12.370] | 不知道 这快立秋了吧…… |
| [00:17.060] | 哎！那这也不能了迁就啊 |
| [00:19.900] | 加得点儿衣服了吧…… |
| [00:24.390] | 哎，你给我加点水吧 |
| [00:25.660] | 要、要凉的啊 |
| [00:31.090] | 谢谢 啊！ |
| [00:34.660] | 哎呦 |
| [00:35.470] | 暖气还没来呢，再忍忍吧…… |
| [00:40.880] | 虽然这么说也对…… |
| [00:42.880] | 所以现在就让你听 诶 |
| [00:54.970] | 为什么你老下班不回家 |
| [00:56.290] | 只能把哥们儿叫到家里陪我唱歌弹吉它 |
| [00:59.230] | 吃根儿冰棍开开嗓子吧 |
| [01:01.100] | 像个黑人大妈我就Ra La La La La |
| [01:03.530] | Di Da Di Da Da Da Da |
| [01:06.060] | 脑子里的黑人小号手正在吃方便面 |
| [01:09.120] | 喔~方便面已经吃了一礼拜 |
| [01:11.240] | 是汤师傅、金麦郎、辣白菜还是牛肉汤 |
| [01:14.350] | 骨汤弹面弹弹弹 |
| [01:16.630] | 还是弹吉他吧 |
| [01:18.560] | 把窗关好 门关好 |
| [01:20.250] | 一只苍蝇都跑不掉 |
| [01:22.060] | 这样多安静 |
| [01:23.240] | 这样多自在 |
| [01:24.550] | 实际上 |
| [01:25.420] | 孤单男人的闷骚力量太强大 |
| [01:28.530] | 午夜调频的小型电视塔 |
| [01:30.520] | 现在开始转播 |
| [01:32.330] | 您收看的是孤单男人四小合唱 |
| [01:35.890] | 听说特别寂寞的时候 |
| [01:37.450] | 就能听见心脏在跳 |
| [01:39.730] | 不信你听你听你听你听 |
| [01:42.980] | da da da da ... |
| [02:00.310] | 闷让人骚 |
| [02:05.270] | 我出去一趟啊哥们儿 |
| [02:09.760] | 外边东西脏啊 |
| [02:12.320] | 别瞎吃 |
| [02:17.510] | 甭管是喝了可乐还是健宜宝 |
| [02:19.570] | 只会让你不嗝断还不打能饱管饱 |
| [02:21.870] | 都说好了不喝碳酸饮料 |
| [02:23.990] | 但是总管不住自己 |
| [02:25.550] | 断还是不发胖 |
| [02:27.100] | 我总是想弄出点好玩的 |
| [02:28.850] | 可是到了最后女朋友还要上班 |
| [02:31.390] | 那该怎么办 |
| [02:32.460] | 只好拿出我的听诊器 |
| [02:34.020] | 假装老中医 |
| [02:34.950] | 听听你的心跳 |
| [02:36.510] | Peng Peng Pa La Peng Peng Peng Pa La |
| [02:38.630] | Peng Peng Pa La 是小鹿在跳吧 |
| [02:41.000] | 敲敲你的脑袋发现这个念头是爱 |
| [02:43.560] | 发现你的心里藏着很多闷骚 |
| [02:45.870] | 算了 |
| [02:47.960] | 把烦恼都扔啦 |
| [02:49.270] | 穿着拖鞋让我们一路小跑 |
| [02:51.340] | 四个单身汉变成无所谓的背包客 |
| [02:54.020] | 背着我们背包走下去 |
| [02:56.550] | Di Di Da La,Di Di Di Da La |
| [02:59.980] | 时间过得太慢啦 |
| [03:01.400] | 无聊的时候晒晒太阳画画画儿 |
| [03:03.580] | 小时候杂志说我未来小画家 |
| [03:06.080] | 我是神笔马良画个壁画 |
| [03:08.000] | 画出一道门制造一个时差 |
| [03:10.820] | 我在书包里找到一把奇怪钥匙 |
| [03:13.550] | 打开这道门，Peng Pa! |
| [03:16.330] | 哎！我刚才吃毒蘑菇了怎么办啊? |
| [03:19.950] | 赶紧把胃里的东西吐光啊！ |
| [03:22.450] | 然后再打110 |
| [03:24.510] | 嘿！！！ |
| [00:08.850] | , zhe wen ti rang wo xiang xiang |
| [00:12.370] | bu zhi dao zhe kuai li qiu le ba |
| [00:17.060] | ai! na zhe ye bu neng le qian jiu a |
| [00:19.900] | jia de dian er yi fu le ba |
| [00:24.390] | ai, ni gei wo jia dian shui ba |
| [00:25.660] | yao yao liang de a |
| [00:31.090] | xie xie a! |
| [00:34.660] | ai you |
| [00:35.470] | nuan qi hai mei lai ne, zai ren ren ba |
| [00:40.880] | sui ran zhe me shuo ye dui |
| [00:42.880] | suo yi xian zai jiu rang ni ting ei |
| [00:54.970] | wei shi me ni lao xia ban bu hui jia |
| [00:56.290] | zhi neng ba ge men r jiao dao jia li pei wo chang ge dan ji ta |
| [00:59.230] | chi gen er bing gun kai kai sang zi ba |
| [01:01.100] | xiang ge hei ren da ma wo jiu Ra La La La La |
| [01:03.530] | Di Da Di Da Da Da Da |
| [01:06.060] | nao zi li de hei ren xiao hao shou zheng zai chi fang bian mian |
| [01:09.120] | o fang bian mian yi jing chi le yi li bai |
| [01:11.240] | shi tang shi fu jin mai lang la bai cai hai shi niu rou tang |
| [01:14.350] | gu tang dan mian dan dan dan |
| [01:16.630] | hai shi dan ji ta ba |
| [01:18.560] | ba chuang guan hao men guan hao |
| [01:20.250] | yi zhi cang ying dou pao bu diao |
| [01:22.060] | zhe yang duo an jing |
| [01:23.240] | zhe yang duo zi zai |
| [01:24.550] | shi ji shang |
| [01:25.420] | gu dan nan ren de men sao li liang tai qiang da |
| [01:28.530] | wu ye tiao pin de xiao xing dian shi ta |
| [01:30.520] | xian zai kai shi zhuan bo |
| [01:32.330] | nin shou kan de shi gu dan nan ren si xiao he chang |
| [01:35.890] | ting shuo te bie ji mo de shi hou |
| [01:37.450] | jiu neng ting jian xin zang zai tiao |
| [01:39.730] | bu xin ni ting ni ting ni ting ni ting |
| [01:42.980] | da da da da ... |
| [02:00.310] | men rang ren sao |
| [02:05.270] | wo chu qu yi tang a ge men r |
| [02:09.760] | wai bian dong xi zang a |
| [02:12.320] | bie xia chi |
| [02:17.510] | beng guan shi he le ke le hai shi jian yi bao |
| [02:19.570] | zhi hui rang ni bu ge duan hai bu da neng bao guan bao |
| [02:21.870] | dou shuo hao liao bu he tan suan yin liao |
| [02:23.990] | dan shi zong guan bu zhu zi ji |
| [02:25.550] | duan hai shi bu fa pang |
| [02:27.100] | wo zong shi xiang nong chu dian hao wan de |
| [02:28.850] | ke shi dao le zui hou nv peng you hai yao shang ban |
| [02:31.390] | na gai zen me ban |
| [02:32.460] | zhi hao na chu wo de ting zhen qi |
| [02:34.020] | jia zhuang lao zhong yi |
| [02:34.950] | ting ting ni de xin tiao |
| [02:36.510] | Peng Peng Pa La Peng Peng Peng Pa La |
| [02:38.630] | Peng Peng Pa La shi xiao lu zai tiao ba |
| [02:41.000] | qiao qiao ni de nao dai fa xian zhe ge nian tou shi ai |
| [02:43.560] | fa xian ni de xin li cang zhe hen duo men sao |
| [02:45.870] | suan le |
| [02:47.960] | ba fan nao dou reng la |
| [02:49.270] | chuan zhe tuo xie rang wo men yi lu xiao pao |
| [02:51.340] | si ge dan shen han bian cheng wu suo wei de bei bao ke |
| [02:54.020] | bei zhe wo men bei bao zou xia qu |
| [02:56.550] | Di Di Da La, Di Di Di Da La |
| [02:59.980] | shi jian guo de tai man la |
| [03:01.400] | wu liao de shi hou shai shai tai yang hua hua hua er |
| [03:03.580] | xiao shi hou za zhi shuo wo wei lai xiao hua jia |
| [03:06.080] | wo shi shen bi ma liang hua ge bi hua |
| [03:08.000] | hua chu yi dao men zhi zao yi ge shi cha |
| [03:10.820] | wo zai shu bao li zhao dao yi ba qi guai yao shi |
| [03:13.550] | da kai zhe dao men, Peng Pa! |
| [03:16.330] | ai! wo gang cai chi du mo gu le zen me ban a? |
| [03:19.950] | gan jin ba wei li de dong xi tu guang a! |
| [03:22.450] | ran hou zai da 110 |
| [03:24.510] | hei!!! |
| [00:08.850] | , zhè wèn tí ràng wǒ xiǎng xiǎng |
| [00:12.370] | bù zhī dào zhè kuài lì qiū le ba |
| [00:17.060] | āi! nà zhè yě bù néng le qiān jiù a |
| [00:19.900] | jiā dé diǎn ér yī fú le ba |
| [00:24.390] | āi, nǐ gěi wǒ jiā diǎn shuǐ ba |
| [00:25.660] | yào yào liáng de a |
| [00:31.090] | xiè xiè a! |
| [00:34.660] | āi yōu |
| [00:35.470] | nuǎn qì hái méi lái ne, zài rěn rěn ba |
| [00:40.880] | suī rán zhè me shuō yě duì |
| [00:42.880] | suǒ yǐ xiàn zài jiù ràng nǐ tīng éi |
| [00:54.970] | wèi shí me nǐ lǎo xià bān bù huí jiā |
| [00:56.290] | zhǐ néng bǎ gē men r jiào dào jiā lǐ péi wǒ chàng gē dàn jí tā |
| [00:59.230] | chī gēn ér bīng gùn kāi kāi sǎng zi ba |
| [01:01.100] | xiàng gè hēi rén dà mā wǒ jiù Ra La La La La |
| [01:03.530] | Di Da Di Da Da Da Da |
| [01:06.060] | nǎo zi lǐ de hēi rén xiǎo hào shǒu zhèng zài chī fāng biàn miàn |
| [01:09.120] | ō fāng biàn miàn yǐ jīng chī le yī lǐ bài |
| [01:11.240] | shì tāng shī fū jīn mài láng là bái cài hái shì niú ròu tāng |
| [01:14.350] | gǔ tāng dàn miàn dàn dàn dàn |
| [01:16.630] | hái shì dàn jí tā ba |
| [01:18.560] | bǎ chuāng guān hǎo mén guān hǎo |
| [01:20.250] | yì zhī cāng yíng dōu pǎo bù diào |
| [01:22.060] | zhè yàng duō ān jìng |
| [01:23.240] | zhè yàng duō zì zài |
| [01:24.550] | shí jì shang |
| [01:25.420] | gū dān nán rén de mèn sāo lì liàng tài qiáng dà |
| [01:28.530] | wǔ yè tiáo pín de xiǎo xíng diàn shì tǎ |
| [01:30.520] | xiàn zài kāi shǐ zhuǎn bō |
| [01:32.330] | nín shōu kàn de shì gū dān nán rén sì xiǎo hé chàng |
| [01:35.890] | tīng shuō tè bié jì mò de shí hòu |
| [01:37.450] | jiù néng tīng jiàn xīn zàng zài tiào |
| [01:39.730] | bù xìn nǐ tīng nǐ tīng nǐ tīng nǐ tīng |
| [01:42.980] | da da da da ... |
| [02:00.310] | mèn ràng rén sāo |
| [02:05.270] | wǒ chū qù yī tàng a gē men r |
| [02:09.760] | wài biān dōng xī zàng a |
| [02:12.320] | bié xiā chī |
| [02:17.510] | béng guǎn shì hē le kě lè hái shì jiàn yí bǎo |
| [02:19.570] | zhǐ huì ràng nǐ bù gé duàn hái bù dǎ néng bǎo guǎn bǎo |
| [02:21.870] | dōu shuō hǎo liǎo bù hē tàn suān yǐn liào |
| [02:23.990] | dàn shì zǒng guǎn bú zhù zì jǐ |
| [02:25.550] | duàn hái shì bù fā pàng |
| [02:27.100] | wǒ zǒng shì xiǎng nòng chū diǎn hǎo wán de |
| [02:28.850] | kě shì dào le zuì hòu nǚ péng yǒu hái yào shàng bān |
| [02:31.390] | nà gāi zěn me bàn |
| [02:32.460] | zhǐ hǎo ná chū wǒ de tīng zhěn qì |
| [02:34.020] | jiǎ zhuāng lǎo zhōng yī |
| [02:34.950] | tīng tīng nǐ de xīn tiào |
| [02:36.510] | Peng Peng Pa La Peng Peng Peng Pa La |
| [02:38.630] | Peng Peng Pa La shì xiǎo lù zài tiào ba |
| [02:41.000] | qiāo qiāo nǐ de nǎo dài fā xiàn zhè gè niàn tou shì ài |
| [02:43.560] | fā xiàn nǐ de xīn lǐ cáng zhe hěn duō mèn sāo |
| [02:45.870] | suàn le |
| [02:47.960] | bǎ fán nǎo dōu rēng la |
| [02:49.270] | chuān zhe tuō xié ràng wǒ men yí lù xiǎo pǎo |
| [02:51.340] | sì gè dān shēn hàn biàn chéng wú suǒ wèi de bēi bāo kè |
| [02:54.020] | bēi zhe wǒ men bēi bāo zǒu xià qù |
| [02:56.550] | Di Di Da La, Di Di Di Da La |
| [02:59.980] | shí jiān guò de tài màn la |
| [03:01.400] | wú liáo de shí hòu shài shài tài yáng huà huà huà ér |
| [03:03.580] | xiǎo shí hòu zá zhì shuō wǒ wèi lái xiǎo huà jiā |
| [03:06.080] | wǒ shì shén bǐ mǎ liáng huà gè bì huà |
| [03:08.000] | huà chū yī dào mén zhì zào yí gè shí chà |
| [03:10.820] | wǒ zài shū bāo lǐ zhǎo dào yī bǎ qí guài yào shi |
| [03:13.550] | dǎ kāi zhè dào mén, Peng Pa! |
| [03:16.330] | āi! wǒ gāng cái chī dú mó gū le zěn me bàn a? |
| [03:19.950] | gǎn jǐn bǎ wèi lǐ de dōng xī tǔ guāng a! |
| [03:22.450] | rán hòu zài dǎ 110 |
| [03:24.510] | hēi!!! |
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