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In the fifteenth century lived a prince of nobility |
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His Father's nickname was Dracula, which means the dragon or the devil |
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Dracula was the son of the devil or the dragon |
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And he lived up to his name |
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A name that goes on in infamous fame |
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Terrible atrocities |
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Suffering and misery |
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Vlad the Impaler inflicted on his enemies |
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Excruciating painful torturous misery |
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Vlad the Impaler imposed upon his enemies |
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They were Romanian stuck between the Turks and the Hungarians |
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His Father Vlad Two tried to plea |
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Bot of his neighboring adversaries |
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With the ability to switch sides |
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To the one with the upper and at the time |
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For this reason his sons had to spend |
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Four long years in a Turkish prison |
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It's not clear from history if his mind was twisted during captivity |
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But Dracula was released when his Father Dracula was deceased |
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And the when he was free |
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Vlad became ruler of his country |
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Vlad the Impaler was the name he procured |
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For the hideous method of death he preferred |
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Vlad's favorite way of executing people |
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Was impaling them on stakes and he watched them as he ate |
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Upon the very pointed greased down stakes |
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Vlad's enemies were placed killing them with their own weight |
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Through their heart or navel or mouth and vagina or anus |
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Is were the stakes were placed |
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Vlad's terrifying stakes |
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Having mass execution by impaling his enemies |
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Suited Vlad III's tastes |
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Witnessing their gruesome fate |
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Vlad's gruesome reign came to an end |
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Provoking war with the Turks again |
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In the Turkish territory Vlad's troops were routed eventually |
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With his ghastly reputation Christian leaders wouldn't help Vlad with his altercations |
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That's the reason for his defeat for what Vlad had sewn |
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He soon would reap |
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When the sultan's troops came upon the forest of Vlad's impaled victims |
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That slowed their advance for a while |
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Because of Dracula's killing style |
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He was exiled and Vlad III |
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Years later joined the Hungarian army |
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In a war between the Turks Vlad was dead |
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And to Constantinople they brought back his head |
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