作词 : Doom The Metal Fing ... | |
One lonely evening alone home | |
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome | |
Here I am, known for giving heavy back aches | |
Grown, and living off of little Debbie snack cakes | |
Supposed to be checking e-mails | |
All I got is messages from ass naked females | |
(Kookies) | |
I don't know no Jenny, | |
she said its free and I wont owe her a penny. | |
And that's the last time I saw her | |
But a thousand more horrors than on-line Gomorra | |
And Sodom | |
They got 'em with they curls out | |
And they got a better sales pitch then the Girl Scouts. | |
I wonder what I owe her | |
For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoas | |
(Nite nite) | |
OK, honey, sweet dreams! | |
Now it gets very serious like peach creams. | |
A metal hand filled, squish it on the quilt | |
Missus wakes up and I'm killed over spilled milk. | |
Locked in, looking at your picture | |
Fully clothed winter, and I right there wit'cha, | |
Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone | |
Ya man could only wish he could do the same till he get home. | |
Fat chance | |
At least he got snacks | |
That'll have to do 'til a brother get back | |
Until then, smack one-eyed-jack, | |
and hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack. | |
That's three different flavors | |
Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers | |
He acting all hard bout to get beat up | |
I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up. | |
As soon as he fell off his beat down all I hear is | |
"Thirteen Cell! Put the sheet down!" | |
Damn C.O. | |
What the hell do she know | |
Besides the fact that she wants her back dug out on the d-low | |
A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen | |
House in the mountains and he stop drinking again | |
In the wee hours he's gotten farther | |
Needing three showers, | |
getting hot and bothered. | |
The wiz with her legs bent, pregnant | |
God blessed the dick, she wondered where her egg went. | |
He got the L, but it's hard to drink with out it | |
And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it. | |
Watchin' BET on jazz from knowledge on file | |
Every other commercial, "College Hoes Gone Wild!" | |
Soft batch, he prefer the other bunch, | |
like they got for lunch | |
Chocolate fudge butter crunch. | |
Don't mess with the ritz bitz, wheat thins, saltine triskits | |
Motts so's and cheese its | |
Catch sugar fits every time he sees a nice pair of | |
Chips ahoy double chocolate chunk | |
Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk | |
Even the oreo | |
No matter what the weather | |
Always kept dipped in milk and stuck together | |
In the game he's shameless even uses a code name Famous Amos | |
Cheaper than a short stay at the day's inn and good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin | |
Give it up to who invented the camera | |
Never mind the ginger bread men and the grandma's | |
Make sure she don't wake from her dream | |
Chill, or get caught with a hand full of cream filled | |
Kookies | |
It might seem ill |
zuo ci : Doom The Metal Fing ... | |
One lonely evening alone home | |
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome | |
Here I am, known for giving heavy back aches | |
Grown, and living off of little Debbie snack cakes | |
Supposed to be checking emails | |
All I got is messages from ass naked females | |
Kookies | |
I don' t know no Jenny, | |
she said its free and I wont owe her a penny. | |
And that' s the last time I saw her | |
But a thousand more horrors than online Gomorra | |
And Sodom | |
They got ' em with they curls out | |
And they got a better sales pitch then the Girl Scouts. | |
I wonder what I owe her | |
For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoas | |
Nite nite | |
OK, honey, sweet dreams! | |
Now it gets very serious like peach creams. | |
A metal hand filled, squish it on the quilt | |
Missus wakes up and I' m killed over spilled milk. | |
Locked in, looking at your picture | |
Fully clothed winter, and I right there wit' cha, | |
Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone | |
Ya man could only wish he could do the same till he get home. | |
Fat chance | |
At least he got snacks | |
That' ll have to do ' til a brother get back | |
Until then, smack oneeyedjack, | |
and hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tripack. | |
That' s three different flavors | |
Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers | |
He acting all hard bout to get beat up | |
I' ll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up. | |
As soon as he fell off his beat down all I hear is | |
" Thirteen Cell! Put the sheet down!" | |
Damn C. O. | |
What the hell do she know | |
Besides the fact that she wants her back dug out on the dlow | |
A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen | |
House in the mountains and he stop drinking again | |
In the wee hours he' s gotten farther | |
Needing three showers, | |
getting hot and bothered. | |
The wiz with her legs bent, pregnant | |
God blessed the dick, she wondered where her egg went. | |
He got the L, but it' s hard to drink with out it | |
And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it. | |
Watchin' BET on jazz from knowledge on file | |
Every other commercial, " College Hoes Gone Wild!" | |
Soft batch, he prefer the other bunch, | |
like they got for lunch | |
Chocolate fudge butter crunch. | |
Don' t mess with the ritz bitz, wheat thins, saltine triskits | |
Motts so' s and cheese its | |
Catch sugar fits every time he sees a nice pair of | |
Chips ahoy double chocolate chunk | |
Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk | |
Even the oreo | |
No matter what the weather | |
Always kept dipped in milk and stuck together | |
In the game he' s shameless even uses a code name Famous Amos | |
Cheaper than a short stay at the day' s inn and good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin | |
Give it up to who invented the camera | |
Never mind the ginger bread men and the grandma' s | |
Make sure she don' t wake from her dream | |
Chill, or get caught with a hand full of cream filled | |
Kookies | |
It might seem ill |
zuò cí : Doom The Metal Fing ... | |
One lonely evening alone home | |
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome | |
Here I am, known for giving heavy back aches | |
Grown, and living off of little Debbie snack cakes | |
Supposed to be checking emails | |
All I got is messages from ass naked females | |
Kookies | |
I don' t know no Jenny, | |
she said its free and I wont owe her a penny. | |
And that' s the last time I saw her | |
But a thousand more horrors than online Gomorra | |
And Sodom | |
They got ' em with they curls out | |
And they got a better sales pitch then the Girl Scouts. | |
I wonder what I owe her | |
For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoas | |
Nite nite | |
OK, honey, sweet dreams! | |
Now it gets very serious like peach creams. | |
A metal hand filled, squish it on the quilt | |
Missus wakes up and I' m killed over spilled milk. | |
Locked in, looking at your picture | |
Fully clothed winter, and I right there wit' cha, | |
Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone | |
Ya man could only wish he could do the same till he get home. | |
Fat chance | |
At least he got snacks | |
That' ll have to do ' til a brother get back | |
Until then, smack oneeyedjack, | |
and hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tripack. | |
That' s three different flavors | |
Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers | |
He acting all hard bout to get beat up | |
I' ll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up. | |
As soon as he fell off his beat down all I hear is | |
" Thirteen Cell! Put the sheet down!" | |
Damn C. O. | |
What the hell do she know | |
Besides the fact that she wants her back dug out on the dlow | |
A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen | |
House in the mountains and he stop drinking again | |
In the wee hours he' s gotten farther | |
Needing three showers, | |
getting hot and bothered. | |
The wiz with her legs bent, pregnant | |
God blessed the dick, she wondered where her egg went. | |
He got the L, but it' s hard to drink with out it | |
And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it. | |
Watchin' BET on jazz from knowledge on file | |
Every other commercial, " College Hoes Gone Wild!" | |
Soft batch, he prefer the other bunch, | |
like they got for lunch | |
Chocolate fudge butter crunch. | |
Don' t mess with the ritz bitz, wheat thins, saltine triskits | |
Motts so' s and cheese its | |
Catch sugar fits every time he sees a nice pair of | |
Chips ahoy double chocolate chunk | |
Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk | |
Even the oreo | |
No matter what the weather | |
Always kept dipped in milk and stuck together | |
In the game he' s shameless even uses a code name Famous Amos | |
Cheaper than a short stay at the day' s inn and good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin | |
Give it up to who invented the camera | |
Never mind the ginger bread men and the grandma' s | |
Make sure she don' t wake from her dream | |
Chill, or get caught with a hand full of cream filled | |
Kookies | |
It might seem ill |