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At words poetic, I'm so pathetic |
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That I always found it best |
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Instead of getting 'em off my chest |
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To let 'em rest unexpressed |
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I hate parading, serenading |
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As I'll probably miss the bar |
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But if this ditty is not so pretty |
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At least it'll tell you how great you are |
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You're the tops |
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You're the Colosseum |
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You're the top |
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You're the Louvre Museum |
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You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss |
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You're a Bendel bonnet |
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A Shakespeare's sonnet |
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You're Mickey Mouse |
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You're the Nile |
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You're the Tower of Pisa |
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Mama, you're the smile |
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On the Mona Lisa |
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I'm a worthless check |
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A total wreck, a flop |
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But if, baby, I'm the bottom |
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You're the top |
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You're the top |
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You're Mahatma Gandhi |
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You're the top |
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You're Napoleon Brandy |
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You're the purple light |
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Of a summer night in Spain |
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You're the National Gallery |
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You're Crosby's salary |
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You're cellophane |
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Mama you're sublime |
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You're a turkey dinner |
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Oh, you're the time of a Derby winner |
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I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop |
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But if, baby, I'm the bottom |
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You're the top |