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Rarely does chi factor into |
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The type of people he chooses to consume |
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He likes 'em big and overgrown |
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More meat to gristle, more muscle he can hone |
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Two monks from a deli he's sriracha'd in jelly |
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And made a corset out of him for his belly |
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A Haitian from Florida's now a rug in his foyer |
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A girl from Delaware is a high arched back chair |
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The paper boy's a paper weight |
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Alberta's a lampshade |
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The fireman's an ashtray |
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The DJ spins his fan blades |
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When will it end? |
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Oh these horrible things |
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He asks himself nightly |
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Voices in his head sing |
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You're born what you're meant to be |
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If you're bad then be bad the best |
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If you're good stay away from me |
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We're a bad influence we're the best |
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If you wanna steal go and steal what you want |
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If sniffing women's heels gets you off, I won't watch |
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And if you gotta dress like a fox in distress |
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In the woods well you can and you could and you should |
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Oh here's a story of a lovely lady |
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Who had three daughters who drove her fucking crazy |
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She hacked em up with an old machete |
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And threw a party with dead daughter confetti |
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I comb my hair |
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I brush my teeth |
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I eat my peas like a good boy's supposed to |
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I wear a tie |
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Boa constricted |
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I eat my pride like a lion's supposed to |
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You're born what you're meant to be |
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If you're bad, then be bad the best |
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If you're good stay away from me |
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I'm a bad influence, I'm the best |
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You're born what you're meant to be |
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If you're bad then be bad the best |
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If you're good stay away from me |
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We're a bad influence, we're the best |