[00:27.16] | 在宋朝有个文学家 |
[00:31.19] | 叫苏轼,字子瞻呐 |
[00:35.97] | 号叫苏东坡 |
[00:40.20] | 他祖居在眉山 |
[00:44.60] | 苏东坡有个胞妹 |
[00:48.75] | 名叫苏小妹 |
[00:53.24] | 也是个能写会画 |
[00:57.19] | 是女中的魁元 |
[01:01.91] | 苏东坡他生来是个较长的脸 |
[01:10.32] | 要比起来脸长 |
[01:14.29] | 那他算占了先 |
[01:18.51] | 苏小妹那模样长得 |
[01:22.23] | 倒是挺好看 |
[01:26.96] | 就是有个小啵儿头 |
[01:30.71] | 稍有点不美观 |
[01:35.23] | 苏东坡他喜欢幽默 |
[01:39.61] | 爱说个笑话 |
[01:43.64] | 有一次给他的妹妹写了一副对联 |
[01:50.79] | 等妹妹一出屋 |
[01:53.67] | 他偷偷往秀房里粘 |
[01:58.49] | 上联写:香躯未离闺阁内 |
[02:07.62] | 下联配:额阙已至画堂前 |
[02:17.09] | 就是说 |
[02:18.54] | 人要出门,这个身子还没动 |
[02:25.98] | 那个啵儿头已经到了门外边 |
[02:34.24] | 苏小妹看见对联 |
[02:38.19] | 她气得不得了哇 |
[02:41.83] | 作兄长的怎么能这样儿 |
[02:45.34] | 跟妹妹耍笑玩 |
[02:49.22] | 猛想起 哥哥 |
[02:52.71] | 他是个大长脸 |
[02:56.85] | 对,我也给他写上一副对联 |
[03:03.85] | 想至此,马上提笔,刷刷点点 |
[03:11.40] | 写好了,当时就往那兄长的门框上粘 |
[03:19.21] | 不多时,东坡会友回家转 |
[03:27.22] | 看见了这幅对联 |
[03:30.42] | 连自己都笑了半天 |
[03:35.09] | 上联写:去年一点相思泪 |
[03:44.23] | 下联配:今日方流到口边 |
[03:53.47] | 就是说, |
[03:55.22] | 去年,你流的一点眼泪 |
[04:02.42] | 流到了嘴犄角啊 |
[04:07.15] | 你整流了一年 |
[00:27.16] | zai song chao you ge wen xue jia |
[00:31.19] | jiao su shi, zi zi zhan na |
[00:35.97] | hao jiao su dong po |
[00:40.20] | ta zu ju zai mei shan |
[00:44.60] | su dong po you ge bao mei |
[00:48.75] | ming jiao su xiao mei |
[00:53.24] | ye shi ge neng xie hui hua |
[00:57.19] | shi nv zhong de kui yuan |
[01:01.91] | su dong po ta sheng lai shi ge jiao chang de lian |
[01:10.32] | yao bi qi lai lian zhang |
[01:14.29] | na ta suan zhan le xian |
[01:18.51] | su xiao mei na mu yang zhang de |
[01:22.23] | dao shi ting hao kan |
[01:26.96] | jiu shi you ge xiao bo er tou |
[01:30.71] | shao you dian bu mei guan |
[01:35.23] | su dong po ta xi huan you mo |
[01:39.61] | ai shuo ge xiao hua |
[01:43.64] | you yi ci gei ta de mei mei xie le yi fu dui lian |
[01:50.79] | deng mei mei yi chu wu |
[01:53.67] | ta tou tou wang xiu fang li zhan |
[01:58.49] | shang lian xie: xiang qu wei li gui ge nei |
[02:07.62] | xia lian pei: e que yi zhi hua tang qian |
[02:17.09] | jiu shi shuo |
[02:18.54] | ren yao chu men, zhe ge shen zi hai mei dong |
[02:25.98] | na ge bo er tou yi jing dao le men wai bian |
[02:34.24] | su xiao mei kan jian dui lian |
[02:38.19] | ta qi de bu de le wa |
[02:41.83] | zuo xiong zhang de zen me neng zhe yang er |
[02:45.34] | gen mei mei shua xiao wan |
[02:49.22] | meng xiang qi ge ge |
[02:52.71] | ta shi ge da zhang lian |
[02:56.85] | dui, wo ye gei ta xie shang yi fu dui lian |
[03:03.85] | xiang zhi ci, ma shang ti bi, shua shua dian dian |
[03:11.40] | xie hao le, dang shi jiu wang na xiong zhang de men kuang shang zhan |
[03:19.21] | bu duo shi, dong po hui you hui jia zhuan |
[03:27.22] | kan jian le zhe fu dui lian |
[03:30.42] | lian zi ji dou xiao le ban tian |
[03:35.09] | shang lian xie: qu nian yi dian xiang si lei |
[03:44.23] | xia lian pei: jin ri fang liu dao kou bian |
[03:53.47] | jiu shi shuo, |
[03:55.22] | qu nian, ni liu de yi dian yan lei |
[04:02.42] | liu dao le zui ji jiao a |
[04:07.15] | ni zheng liu le yi nian |
[00:27.16] | zài sòng cháo yǒu gè wén xué jiā |
[00:31.19] | jiào sū shì, zì zi zhān nà |
[00:35.97] | háo jiào sū dōng pō |
[00:40.20] | tā zǔ jū zài méi shān |
[00:44.60] | sū dōng pō yǒu gè bāo mèi |
[00:48.75] | míng jiào sū xiǎo mèi |
[00:53.24] | yě shì gè néng xiě huì huà |
[00:57.19] | shì nǚ zhōng de kuí yuán |
[01:01.91] | sū dōng pō tā shēng lái shì gè jiào cháng de liǎn |
[01:10.32] | yào bǐ qǐ lái liǎn zhǎng |
[01:14.29] | nà tā suàn zhàn le xiān |
[01:18.51] | sū xiǎo mèi nà mú yàng zhǎng de |
[01:22.23] | dǎo shì tǐng hǎo kàn |
[01:26.96] | jiù shì yǒu gè xiǎo bo ér tóu |
[01:30.71] | shāo yǒu diǎn bù měi guān |
[01:35.23] | sū dōng pō tā xǐ huān yōu mò |
[01:39.61] | ài shuō gè xiào huà |
[01:43.64] | yǒu yī cì gěi tā de mèi mei xiě le yī fù duì lián |
[01:50.79] | děng mèi mei yī chū wū |
[01:53.67] | tā tōu tōu wǎng xiù fáng lǐ zhān |
[01:58.49] | shàng lián xiě: xiāng qū wèi lí guī gé nèi |
[02:07.62] | xià lián pèi: é quē yǐ zhì huà táng qián |
[02:17.09] | jiù shì shuō |
[02:18.54] | rén yào chū mén, zhè gè shēn zi hái méi dòng |
[02:25.98] | nà gè bo ér tóu yǐ jīng dào le mén wài biān |
[02:34.24] | sū xiǎo mèi kàn jiàn duì lián |
[02:38.19] | tā qì dé bù dé le wa |
[02:41.83] | zuò xiōng zhǎng de zěn me néng zhè yàng ér |
[02:45.34] | gēn mèi mei shuǎ xiào wán |
[02:49.22] | měng xiǎng qǐ gē ge |
[02:52.71] | tā shì gè dà zhǎng liǎn |
[02:56.85] | duì, wǒ yě gěi tā xiě shàng yī fù duì lián |
[03:03.85] | xiǎng zhì cǐ, mǎ shàng tí bǐ, shuā shuā diǎn diǎn |
[03:11.40] | xiě hǎo le, dāng shí jiù wǎng nà xiōng zhǎng de mén kuàng shàng zhān |
[03:19.21] | bù duō shí, dōng pō huì yǒu huí jiā zhuǎn |
[03:27.22] | kàn jiàn le zhè fú duì lián |
[03:30.42] | lián zì jǐ dōu xiào le bàn tiān |
[03:35.09] | shàng lián xiě: qù nián yì diǎn xiāng sī lèi |
[03:44.23] | xià lián pèi: jīn rì fāng liú dào kǒu biān |
[03:53.47] | jiù shì shuō, |
[03:55.22] | qù nián, nǐ liú de yì diǎn yǎn lèi |
[04:02.42] | liú dào le zuǐ jī jiǎo a |
[04:07.15] | nǐ zhěng liú le yī nián |