[ti:剃头] | |
[ar:关学曾] | |
[al:北京琴书泰斗] | |
[00:19.21] | 我表的是四十来岁的 大老王 |
[00:26.56] | 他住家在城东,王家庄 |
[00:33.95] | 自幼儿学徒, |
[00:36.76] | 他是一个理发家啊。 |
[00:40.62] | 每天他挑着挑儿,走四乡 |
[00:47.79] | 在乡下剃头,是一年一算账 |
[00:54.53] | 一个人,一年的头钱 |
[00:57.84] | 是三斗红高粱 |
[01:01.67] | 这一天,他挑着挑儿 |
[01:04.68] | 就来到了周家港 |
[01:08.78] | 给一个财主剃头 |
[01:11.75] | 可难坏了大老王 |
[01:16.19] | 这个脑袋长的 |
[01:19.24] | 跟猪头一个样 |
[01:22.52] | 七棱八瓣硬邦邦 |
[01:29.30] | 又是勾儿来又是港儿 |
[01:36.40] | 左剃右剃 |
[01:39.25] | 是怎么剃它也剃不光 |
[01:43.02] | 财主说:“诶,老王。 |
[01:46.35] | 都说你手艺好啊 |
[01:49.71] | 可是我这个脑袋 |
[01:53.01] | 也不平常。 |
[01:56.08] | 倘若是不加小心, |
[01:59.22] | 要给我拉个口。 |
[02:02.58] | 到了底年,我可扣你 |
[02:05.89] | 一斗红高粱 |
[02:09.31] | 如果要是拉两个口子 |
[02:12.58] | 我就扣两斗 |
[02:15.63] | 三个口子这一年的头钱 |
[02:18.79] | 我都给你扣光。” |
[02:22.32] | 大老王闻听啊,心中暗想 |
[02:29.30] | 这家伙他哪儿来的 |
[02:32.17] | 这些个鬼名堂。 |
[02:36.06] | 这一年的头钱,他是不想给呀 |
[02:42.06] | 我真得多加小心, |
[02:44.87] | 可别给他拉了伤 |
[02:48.75] | 哪料想这个财主, |
[02:51.51] | 他故意把脑袋晃 |
[02:55.43] | 晃得老王没法儿下刀儿了 |
[02:58.33] | 那心里也发了慌 |
[03:01.96] | 头一晃,手一颤,刺儿~ |
[03:06.04] | 这拉了一个口儿 |
[03:09.13] | 财主说,诶 |
[03:11.07] | 我可扣你一斗红高粱 |
[03:15.71] | 大老王心一慌,刺儿~ |
[03:19.90] | 又是一个口儿 |
[03:23.08] | 财主说,诶 |
[03:24.82] | 我可扣你俩斗红高粱 |
[03:29.48] | 只扣的大老王,火往上撞 |
[03:36.11] | 小贼(子),干干脆脆我让你都扣光 |
[03:42.84] | 扣!扣!扣!扣!扣! |
[03:46.27] | 我让你扣! |
ti: ti tou | |
ar: guan xue ceng | |
al: bei jing qin shu tai dou | |
[00:19.21] | wo biao de shi si shi lai sui de da lao wang |
[00:26.56] | ta zhu jia zai cheng dong, wang jia zhuang |
[00:33.95] | zi you er xue tu, |
[00:36.76] | ta shi yi ge li fa jia a. |
[00:40.62] | mei tian ta tiao zhe tiao er, zou si xiang |
[00:47.79] | zai xiang xia ti tou, shi yi nian yi suan zhang |
[00:54.53] | yi ge ren, yi nian de tou qian |
[00:57.84] | shi san dou hong gao liang |
[01:01.67] | zhe yi tian, ta tiao zhe tiao er |
[01:04.68] | jiu lai dao le zhou jia gang |
[01:08.78] | gei yi ge cai zhu ti tou |
[01:11.75] | ke nan huai le da lao wang |
[01:16.19] | zhe ge nao dai zhang de |
[01:19.24] | gen zhu tou yi ge yang |
[01:22.52] | qi leng ba ban ying bang bang |
[01:29.30] | you shi gou er lai you shi gang er |
[01:36.40] | zuo ti you ti |
[01:39.25] | shi zen me ti ta ye ti bu guang |
[01:43.02] | cai zhu shuo:" ei, lao wang. |
[01:46.35] | dou shuo ni shou yi hao a |
[01:49.71] | ke shi wo zhe ge nao dai |
[01:53.01] | ye bu ping chang. |
[01:56.08] | tang ruo shi bu jia xiao xin, |
[01:59.22] | yao gei wo la ge kou. |
[02:02.58] | dao le di nian, wo ke kou ni |
[02:05.89] | yi dou hong gao liang |
[02:09.31] | ru guo yao shi la liang ge kou zi |
[02:12.58] | wo jiu kou liang dou |
[02:15.63] | san ge kou zi zhe yi nian de tou qian |
[02:18.79] | wo dou gei ni kou guang." |
[02:22.32] | da lao wang wen ting a, xin zhong an xiang |
[02:29.30] | zhe jia huo ta na er lai de |
[02:32.17] | zhei xie ge gui ming tang. |
[02:36.06] | zhe yi nian de tou qian, ta shi bu xiang gei ya |
[02:42.06] | wo zhen de duo jia xiao xin, |
[02:44.87] | ke bie gei ta la le shang |
[02:48.75] | na liao xiang zhe ge cai zhu, |
[02:51.51] | ta gu yi ba nao dai huang |
[02:55.43] | huang de lao wang mei fa er xia dao er le |
[02:58.33] | na xin li ye fa le huang |
[03:01.96] | tou yi huang, shou yi chan, ci er |
[03:06.04] | zhe la le yi ge kou er |
[03:09.13] | cai zhu shuo, ei |
[03:11.07] | wo ke kou ni yi dou hong gao liang |
[03:15.71] | da lao wang xin yi huang, ci er |
[03:19.90] | you shi yi ge kou er |
[03:23.08] | cai zhu shuo, ei |
[03:24.82] | wo ke kou ni lia dou hong gao liang |
[03:29.48] | zhi kou de da lao wang, huo wang shang zhuang |
[03:36.11] | xiao zei zi, gan gan cui cui wo rang ni dou kou guang |
[03:42.84] | kou! kou! kou! kou! kou! |
[03:46.27] | wo rang ni kou! |
ti: tì tóu | |
ar: guān xué céng | |
al: běi jīng qín shū tài dǒu | |
[00:19.21] | wǒ biǎo de shì sì shí lái suì de dà lǎo wáng |
[00:26.56] | tā zhù jiā zài chéng dōng, wáng jiā zhuāng |
[00:33.95] | zì yòu ér xué tú, |
[00:36.76] | tā shì yí gè lǐ fà jiā a. |
[00:40.62] | měi tiān tā tiāo zhe tiāo ér, zǒu sì xiāng |
[00:47.79] | zài xiāng xià tì tóu, shì yī nián yī suàn zhàng |
[00:54.53] | yí ge rén, yī nián de tóu qián |
[00:57.84] | shì sān dòu hóng gāo liáng |
[01:01.67] | zhè yì tiān, tā tiāo zhe tiāo ér |
[01:04.68] | jiù lái dào le zhōu jiā gǎng |
[01:08.78] | gěi yí gè cái zhǔ tì tóu |
[01:11.75] | kě nán huài le dà lǎo wáng |
[01:16.19] | zhè gè nǎo dài zhǎng de |
[01:19.24] | gēn zhū tóu yī ge yàng |
[01:22.52] | qī léng bā bàn yìng bāng bāng |
[01:29.30] | yòu shì gōu ér lái yòu shì gǎng ér |
[01:36.40] | zuǒ tì yòu tì |
[01:39.25] | shì zěn me tì tā yě tì bù guāng |
[01:43.02] | cái zhǔ shuō:" éi, lǎo wáng. |
[01:46.35] | dōu shuō nǐ shǒu yì hǎo a |
[01:49.71] | kě shì wǒ zhè gè nǎo dài |
[01:53.01] | yě bù píng cháng. |
[01:56.08] | tǎng ruò shì bù jiā xiǎo xīn, |
[01:59.22] | yào gěi wǒ lā gè kǒu. |
[02:02.58] | dào le dǐ nián, wǒ kě kòu nǐ |
[02:05.89] | yī dòu hóng gāo liáng |
[02:09.31] | rú guǒ yào shì lā liǎng gè kǒu zi |
[02:12.58] | wǒ jiù kòu liǎng dòu |
[02:15.63] | sān ge kǒu zi zhè yī nián de tóu qián |
[02:18.79] | wǒ dōu gěi nǐ kòu guāng." |
[02:22.32] | dà lǎo wáng wén tīng a, xīn zhōng àn xiǎng |
[02:29.30] | zhè jiā huo tā nǎ ér lái de |
[02:32.17] | zhèi xiē gè guǐ míng táng. |
[02:36.06] | zhè yī nián de tóu qián, tā shì bù xiǎng gěi ya |
[02:42.06] | wǒ zhēn dé duō jiā xiǎo xīn, |
[02:44.87] | kě bié gěi tā lā le shāng |
[02:48.75] | nǎ liào xiǎng zhè gè cái zhǔ, |
[02:51.51] | tā gù yì bǎ nǎo dài huǎng |
[02:55.43] | huǎng dé lǎo wáng méi fǎ ér xià dāo ér le |
[02:58.33] | nà xīn lǐ yě fā le huāng |
[03:01.96] | tóu yī huǎng, shǒu yī chàn, cì ér |
[03:06.04] | zhè lā le yí gè kǒu ér |
[03:09.13] | cái zhǔ shuō, éi |
[03:11.07] | wǒ kě kòu nǐ yī dòu hóng gāo liáng |
[03:15.71] | dà lǎo wáng xīn yī huāng, cì ér |
[03:19.90] | yòu shì yí gè kǒu ér |
[03:23.08] | cái zhǔ shuō, éi |
[03:24.82] | wǒ kě kòu nǐ liǎ dòu hóng gāo liáng |
[03:29.48] | zhǐ kòu de dà lǎo wáng, huǒ wǎng shàng zhuàng |
[03:36.11] | xiǎo zéi zi, gàn gān cuì cuì wǒ ràng nǐ dōu kòu guāng |
[03:42.84] | kòu! kòu! kòu! kòu! kòu! |
[03:46.27] | wǒ ràng nǐ kòu! |