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She makes a lot of abstract art |
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She haggles for the cheapest price |
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She never orders take-out food |
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Before 10 o'clock at night |
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She's really into snowmobiles |
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She owns a lot of nice flashlights |
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She cares for all the stupid cats |
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That never found their way home |
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She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives |
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She quotes a lot of Annie Hall |
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She misplaced her virginity |
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Back in 1995 |
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She's what's keeping me alive |
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She's the pizza of my eye |
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Without her near me I would not survive |
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It gets cold when she's not around |
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I float into our sink and get swallowed up |
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It's so cold when she's not around |
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I wait for her to come home |
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And tell me I'll be fine |
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She's always eating Captain Crunch |
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She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five |
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She's scared to death of cobra snakes |
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Just like Indiana Jones |
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She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes |
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She drinks a lot of Chardonnay |
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She hates the way I comb my hair |
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But she married me last year |
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She was the bride, I was the groom |
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I cried a lot and then we spooned |
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Without her in my life I would be doomed |
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It gets cold when she's not around |
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I float into our sink and get swallowed up |
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It's so cold when she's not around |
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I wait for her to come home |
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And tell me I'll be fine, tell me I'll be fine |
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She loves the smell of Christmas trees |
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She sneezes when she sees bright lights |
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She fainted on the kitchen floor |
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When her father passed away |
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Our baby girl is here to stay |
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And when the little lady grows up |
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I hope that she will be just like her mother |
